My friend's keeping a log of quotes because he says I just say the wierdest things. Some choice quotes:
"Too bad I'm not dead. I wouldn't have to do anything ever."
"I wish I were fuckin' Val Kilmer. Well, not fuckin' fuckin' Val Kilmer. I mean that it'd be fucking awesome to be him."
"You, me and a rooter, girl, ooo weee!"
"Oprah's hilarious."