Author Topic: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country? (Read 1732 times)

bagofeyes · « **on:** February 21, 2007, 12:31:43 AM »

I'm Australian, but my grandfather was American and settled in Australia after fighting in the pacific so I have American citizenship too through him. Anybody else citizens of more than one country?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:32:24 AM »

Texas can secede from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:33:05 AM »

Why can't you still live in Australia? That country rocks. Japan? Not so much.

Although, I saw Wolf Creek and I am pretty sure that this so-called Outback is nothing more than wretched hive for villainy and scum.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:33:49 AM »

Australia does rock. Im just working and holidaying in Japan.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:33:56 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 12:32:24 AM

Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE. I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:34:34 AM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:34:42 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:33:56 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 12:32:24 AM
Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE. I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!

google failed me

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:35:02 AM »

maybe you should end yourself.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:36:29 AM »

I'm also a Polish citizen.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:37:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:33:56 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 12:32:24 AM
Texas can succeed from the union at any moment. I'm on standby with my oversized texas passport.

It's SECEDE. I see that fancy University of Texas degree will be put to good use!

I believe its statue of limitations!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:38:24 AM »

You guys have to guess which hillbilly part of America my relatives are from too

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:38:46 AM »

Arkansas or Kentucky.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:40:17 AM »

Don't mess with Texas, or they'll send another one of their idiots to the White House.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:40:30 AM »

Yep, kentucky! I went and visited some cousins there once...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:41:42 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:40:30 AM

Yep, kentucky! I went and visited some cousins there once...

9 months later one of my cousins gave birth to a 12 toed baby.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:41:45 AM »

Aha! I knew it! ... Were your cousins hot?

And to address malek's sly attempt at humor, I cannot believe you just tried to insult the President of the United States! The nerve! $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:42:28 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:41:45 AM

Aha! I knew it! ... Were your cousins hot?

And to address malek's sly attempt at humor, I cannot believe you just tried to insult the President of the United States! The nerve! $:-\$

I had two attempts at humor in this thread.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:42:43 AM »

I'm an Iranian citizen because both my parents were born there but I was born here, I went there once, people hate america a lot less over there.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:43:03 AM »

One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:43:48 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:43:03 AM

One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews $:-\$ so I porked her.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:44:03 AM »

Yeah, but really, who doesn't hate Jews? Even Jews are self-loathing.

Malek shoots and he scores! 1-for-3 from the free throw line.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:44:36 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:45:09 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 21, 2007, 12:44:36 AM

Me.

You're a citizen of USA and Crazytown?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:45:27 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:45:09 AM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 21, 2007, 12:44:36 AM
Me.

You're a citizen of USA and Crazytown?

She also the mayor.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:45:57 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 21, 2007, 12:43:48 AM

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:43:03 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews $:-\$ so I porked her.

I dont remember saying that :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM »

Yeah, Aussies don't pork women. They're more romantic. He made love to her by the creek after shooting small game with her pellet gun.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:45:57 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on February 21, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
Quote from: bagofeyes on February 21, 2007, 12:43:03 AM
One of my cousins actually was not bad looking. But she kept telling me how much she hated jews $:-\$ so I porked her.

I dont remember saying that :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:47:20 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM

Yeah, Aussies don't pork women. They're more romantic. He made love to her by the creek after shooting small game with her pellet gun.

and used a mr big rapper for a condom!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:47:33 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM

Yeah, Aussies don't pork women. They're more romantic. He made love to her by the creek after shooting her with her pellet gun.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:50:47 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 21, 2007, 12:47:33 AM

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2007, 12:46:50 AM
Yeah, Aussies don't pork women. They're more romantic. He made love to her by the creek after shooting her with her pellet gun.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:56:51 AM »

I'm not a US citizen $:-\$

I just live here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:59:07 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 12:56:51 AM

I'm not a US citizen $:-\$

I just live here.

aren't you from Canada? and your only 21 you've already lived in Africa, and the states? wow.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:59:46 AM »

what? africa? what the fuck?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:00:18 AM »

also, i am 19, yes i am from canada, but i have not lived in AFRICA wtf

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:01:29 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 21, 2007, 12:59:46 AM

what? africa? what the fuck?

lol, sorry I just saw in the other thread it was America not Africa, and I came back to stealth edit my post but you were too quick.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:02:46 AM »

I know someone who used to live in Africa. True story.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:03:10 AM »

that was pretty funny though

i'd live in africa, but i'd rather live in ~~switzerland~~ italy

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Author Topic: Anybody here a citizen of more than one country? (Read 1732 times)