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The Fake Shemp

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Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« on: February 23, 2007, 12:09:44 PM »
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DIE ANOTHER DAY AND THE WRITERS OF NAVY SEALS AND THE STRAIGHT-TO-HOME-VIDEO SENSATION, THE PUNISHER 2, COMES THE NEXT GREAT PHILLIP K. DICK ADAPTATION!



WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY NIC CAGE'S WIG AND JESSICA BIEL IN BED (BUT CLOTHED) AND THE LAST OF JULIANNE MOORE'S OSCAR GOOD WILL.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 12:14:06 PM »
This isn't even based off a very good PKD short story.  This is like, ghetto PKD.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 12:15:06 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 23, 2007, 12:14:06 PM
This isn't even based off a very good PKD short story.  This is like, ghetto PKD.

But the trailer says it's from the author of The Minority Report!
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 12:24:07 PM »
What's PKD I'm tired and can't think.  ???
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 12:24:54 PM »
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 23, 2007, 12:24:07 PM
What's PKD I'm tired and can't think.  ???

He's the author of The Minority Report!
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 12:26:50 PM »
Ah, I enjoyed the flick.  It was before Cruise went banana nut bonkers too.  ;) 





PS, why does Nicholas Cage keep getting work?
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 12:31:54 PM »
Because Valley Girl is the shit.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 12:45:45 PM »
Nic Cage+Wii graphics=profit?

If he's so smart why doesn't he join a basketball team's staff and then place bets on who's going to win since he knows what's going to happen.

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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 12:48:53 PM »
GET A NEW AVATAR PD.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 12:49:56 PM »
GET A NEW LIFE MALEK
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 12:56:06 PM »
Huh, it says it's based on the story The Golden Man...which it really isn't. The precog in that was a golden-furred mutant who was completely feral--he could perceive the future and react to the possible futures he saw, but was otherwise incapable of normal human speech or thought. The point of the story was to show a way that humans might be replaced by a mutant that's not "man plus" but by something entirely alien altogether.

Anyways, movie looks pretty awful.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 01:02:35 PM »
Sounds like another faithul Hollywood adaptation to me! :lol
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 01:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 23, 2007, 12:56:06 PM
Huh, it says it's based on the story The Golden Man...which it really isn't. The precog in that was a golden-furred mutant who was completely feral--he could perceive the future and react to the possible futures he saw, but was otherwise incapable of normal human speech or thought. The point of the story was to show a way that humans might be replaced by a mutant that's not "man plus" but by something entirely alien altogether.

Anyways, movie looks pretty awful.

Are you arguing that Nick Cage can't play a mutant?  Also, who knows, maybe he will adorn a GOLDEN bear costume this time.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 01:50:59 PM »
 :lol

Look at him in that screencap, doesn't he look feral to you?
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 02:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Willco on February 23, 2007, 01:50:59 PM
:lol

Look at him in that screencap, doesn't he look feral to you?

He kind of looks like a muppet in that pic.
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2007, 02:29:07 PM »
 :lol He DOES look like a Muppet!
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's w
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2007, 09:38:28 PM »
Why the fuck did they choose this pretty dull story, out of all his great short stories, to make a flick out of?
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Re: Hollywood goes to the PKD oil well once more for NEXT, starring Nic Cage's wig!
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2007, 09:39:07 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on February 23, 2007, 09:38:28 PM
Why the fuck did they choose this pretty dull story, out of all his great short stories, to make a flick out of?

Probably for the same reason they got Nick Cage and not a decent actor.
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