Author Topic: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting? (Read 1759 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** February 24, 2007, 02:14:52 AM »

I am thinking of teaching her how to be a ninja, but if anyone here has a better idea I'd like to hear it.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:20:32 AM »

comedian...oh wait.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:26:34 AM »

teach her to become a dike and hate immigrants and not let them play in her neighborhood.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:27:59 AM »

The love that is Jesus Christ

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:30:57 AM »

She would hate her parents if she hated immigrants. :[

The love of Jesus Christ sounds like a good idea.

1. The Love of Jesus Christ
2. Shame
3. Self loathing
4. ... Shame

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:35:03 AM »

just give them links to here and let whiteman destroy there precious little minds. I have ever mentioned how glade I am that that cheeseburger surprise shit has died down. I'm very glade about that.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:37:21 AM »

stain a picture of paris hilton's vagina onto every mirror in the house, that'll accomplish everything that was suggested in this thread.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:39:12 AM »

She is sleeping right now. I wish I had a little sister. :[

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2007, 06:42:47 AM »

From the last time I babysat her a couple days ago. Too cute not to post! <3

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2007, 06:59:03 AM »

awwww

Cupil · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2007, 08:01:37 AM »

there was a thing on tv the other day about this guy who's like an etch a sketch genius

he can make stuff that looks amazing

Sido · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2007, 09:02:40 AM »

get her to like deathmetal music. shell be the coolest kid in kindergarten

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2007, 09:29:31 AM »

Why does she look scared in the photo...

Anyway, teach her about how time inevitably destroys everything and turns all to ash. My name is Ozymandias, king of kings...look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2007, 11:57:27 AM »

I will NOT get her to like death metal! We were rocking out to The Kinks earlier. wooo

The turning things to ash sounds like a good idea though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:13:56 PM »

Tell her if she doesn't straighten out her act, she'll turn out just like you!

"That's right, just like ME. JUST. LIKE. ME."

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:53:59 PM »

That's right. There's only room for one person as awesome and pretty as me. :3

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:54:42 PM »

There is no rolleyes emoticon on the Internet big enough for this reply.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:01:27 PM »

Itch · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:12:53 PM »

Tell her that you are her real mother.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:13:07 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:26:51 PM »

Lol, the fourth one is the best.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:36:19 PM »

It would be cute of Lemurs and Homemade Milk hooked up. You can tell Milkman is tryna get ta that ohohohhmhmhmmhmh

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:38:51 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2007, 01:36:19 PM

It would be cute of Lemurs and Homemade Milk hooked up. You can tell Milkman is tryna get ta that ohohohhmhmhmmhmh

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:41:45 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:45:21 PM »

How would that be cute? I have to hear enough about her from him already... it'd only get worse!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 24, 2007, 01:45:21 PM

How would that be cute? I have to hear enough about her from him already... it'd only get worse!

OMG LEMURS

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:51:22 PM »

So you decided to teach her how to be a camwhore?

She is a cute little thing I must admit.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #27 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:04:13 PM »

She is a little (cuddle) ninja.

When she left she wanted to give me a big hug it were so cute aw.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:05:20 PM »

lol, that kid looks freaked out beyond belief.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:07:50 PM »

She wasn't freaked out, just tired.

makaveli · « **Reply #30 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:16:09 PM »

cut your damn hair

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #31 on:** February 24, 2007, 03:35:29 PM »

mikesphat · « **Reply #32 on:** February 24, 2007, 04:13:35 PM »

tell her the story of albert fish... and how he likes to hide in misbehaving kids closets...

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Author Topic: What should I teach the impressionable young child I am currently babysitting? (Read 1759 times)