Let me explain, demikins. . .
The controls were horrible. There was loud, awful rap music playing, obscuring all other sound effects. The mediocre graphics had shitty effects randomly popping up for no reason. Yet it will sell a zillion copies. The game was mesmerizing.
This was the first game in forever that made me say WOW at how horrible it was, and everyone with a 360 can experience it for free.