Author Topic: america has been owned (Read 2504 times)

makaveli · « **on:** February 24, 2007, 10:12:10 PM »

im going to cuba lmao americans cant go there :hehe

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:16:28 PM »

Yeah, but who'd want to go to Cuba? It's an island governed by an oppressive dictatorship that lacks many modern-day amenities. You'd be better off going somewhere else in the Caribbean, like Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands. Heck, even the Dominican Republic would be a better choice than Cuba. The only reason I can think of you'd want to visit Cuba is if you have a specific interest in its history or culture, as opposed to just taking a tropical vacation. And even then, Puerto Rico's history is equally interesting, and it has a number of World Heritage Sites.

makaveli · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 10:16:28 PM

Yeah, but who'd want to go to Cuba? It's an island governed by an oppressive dictatorship that lacks many modern-day amenities. You'd be better off going somewhere else in the Caribbean, like Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands. Heck, even the Dominican Republic would be a better choice than Cuba. The only reason I can think of you'd want to visit Cuba is if you have a specific interest in its history or culture, as opposed to just taking a tropical vacation. And even then, Puerto Rico's history is equally interesting, and it has a number of World Heritage Sites.

i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:22:15 PM »

Yeah, Cuba is really known for letting people cut loose.

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:22:45 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM

i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

Don't ever go to Jamaica.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:22:52 PM »

vacation to CUBA? that is the weirdest thing ever.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:24:48 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM

i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

What was your mom's logic in picking Cuba? I mean, it's not exactly known as a party capital of the world...there's a lot of places in the Caribbean far preferable to Cuba.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:25:13 PM »

lmao your mom is a slut and you dont know who your father is

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 10:24:48 PM

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

What was your mom's logic in picking Cuba? I mean, it's not exactly known as a party capital of the world...there's a lot of places in the Caribbean far preferable to Cuba.

Probably to own America

makaveli · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:26:27 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 24, 2007, 10:22:45 PM

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

Don't ever go to Jamaica.

i went to jamaica 7 years ago it was fun i would really like to go back someday

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:26:52 PM »

Jamaica is a shithole, you'd probably fit right in.

makaveli · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:27:08 PM »

im trying to remember the name of the city im going to what are the big tourist areas there

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:27:19 PM »

Jamacia isn't well COMMUNIST though.

Edit: what tourists areas? tourists don't go to cuba! It's like going on vacation to Iran.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:27:50 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 24, 2007, 10:25:32 PM

Probably to own America

Why would makaveli's family actively be trying to own America? They French or something? (that would explain his English-language writing skills)

You going to Havana, makaveli?

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:29:16 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:26:27 PM

Quote from: Beezy on February 24, 2007, 10:22:45 PM
Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
i wanted to go to jamaica but my mom picked cuba it kinda gay though because i might be bored and since this is a family vacation i probley wont be able to party with hot cuban girls

Don't ever go to Jamaica.
i went to jamaica 7 years ago it was fun i would really like to go back someday

Don't ever go back .

Quote from: Willco on February 24, 2007, 10:26:52 PM

Jamaica is a shithole, you'd probably fit right in.

Not everywhere in Jamaica.

makaveli · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 10:27:50 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 24, 2007, 10:25:32 PM
Probably to own America

Why would makaveli's family actively be trying to own America? They French or something? (that would explain his English-language writing skills)

You going to Havana, makaveli?

no the city had some gay spanish name that i cant remember i think it was punta cana or something

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:32:38 PM »

"gay spanish name"?

Jesus Christ....

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:34:28 PM »

You didn't answer whether you were french or not, I kinda wanna know why owning America is of such dire importance to you.

makaveli · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 10:34:28 PM

You didn't answer whether you were french or not, I kinda wanna know why owning America is of such dire importance to you.

im muslim thats why

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:36:21 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:35:41 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on February 24, 2007, 10:34:28 PM
You didn't answer whether you were french or not, I kinda wanna know why owning America is of such dire importance to you.
im muslim thats why

I didn't know muslims like to get back at america by visiting communist nations.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:37:32 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:35:41 PM

im muslim thats why

I don't get it, shouldn't you love America, then? I mean, we're freeing you guys from oppression all over the Middle East! Afghanistan, Iraq soon Iran...muslims are getting major doses of FREEDOM!

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:40:29 PM »

makavelia likes Castro more more more THAN OBAMA I bet

makaveli · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:41:41 PM »

just remembered im going to cayo coco

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:42:18 PM »

go have fun with the commies

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:42:56 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:41:41 PM

just remembered im going to cayo coco

If someone asks you to take back some "yeyo", say NO.

makaveli · « **Reply #25 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 24, 2007, 10:42:18 PM

go have fun with the commies

america better watch its back for when the soviet union reunites

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:49:58 PM »

we'll bring back the gipper

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:53:30 PM »

Makaveli is going to Cuba for the hot cheeseburger action

makaveli · « **Reply #28 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:55:07 PM »

the 2 main places i wanted to go vacation were jamaica and california but it still owns anything you losers are doing on march break or the rest of america for that matter

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:55:35 PM »

none of us want to visit communist nations run by crusty old dictators.

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:59:02 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:55:07 PM

the 2 main places i wanted to go vacation were jamaica and california but it still owns anything you losers are doing on march break or the rest of america for that matter

Actually, I'm going to Kyoto, so fuck you!

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:59:30 PM »

Dick Cheney is in Japan right now though $:-\$

makaveli · « **Reply #32 on:** February 24, 2007, 10:59:58 PM »

all you fools seem to be happy about visiting china your racist and so is the usa

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** February 24, 2007, 11:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 24, 2007, 10:59:30 PM

Dick Cheney is in Japan right now though $:-\$

He won't be by the time I'm in Kyoto!

And I love Makaveli calling us all racist while confusing China and Japan.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #34 on:** February 24, 2007, 11:16:43 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 24, 2007, 10:59:30 PM

Dick Cheney is in Japan right now though $:-\$

He's chilling down here in Australia actually.

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:03:55 AM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:59:58 PM

all you fools seem to be happy about visiting china your racist and so is the usa

japan isn't communist, china is.

AS IS CUBA. Makavelia is a dirty red, a traitor to the free world of democracy and freedom.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:23:18 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:03:55 AM

Quote from: makaveli on February 24, 2007, 10:59:58 PM
all you fools seem to be happy about visiting china your racist and so is the usa
japan isn't communist, china is.

AS IS CUBA. Makavelia is a dirty red, a traitor to the free world of democracy and freedom.

I have a feeling that place with the "gay sounding name" that Makaveli's going to visit is called Guantanamo.

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:53:43 AM »

That would be so awesome.

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:28:29 AM »

Muslim + unexpected trip to Cuba = a relaxing stay in Guantanamo, courtesy of the US of A

I'm surprised nobody else reached the obvious conclusion before now!

Enjoy your "vacation", Makaveli. :hehe :hehe :hehe

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Author Topic: america has been owned (Read 2504 times)