So, I don't live at home anymore, but every now and then I'll swing by for a few days, mooch off the free food and lux comforts and then head back to my digs. On one of these occassions, I must have used their aging iMac (IT LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER GET IT) to login into my e-mail and/or EB and/or AskMetafilter because. Well. This is a little creepy.
I was showing my Mom the new place I'm hoping to snag a job at and when she downloaded a PDF, I noticed that the nudie/provocative pictures my girlfriend sent me were in the "Downloads" window of Firefox. I don't say anything, take a shower and when they're in bed I did some cursory digging in the history. Now, I mean, I'm an open book. I recently told my mother I have "awesome sex" and have suggested psychadelic mushrooms to her on more than one occassion. She already knows more than she wants to. So, I guess my Dad is. I mean, he's pretty up to date on my internet goofings. And he like Wilco's "I blew an Op" post a lot, I guess. He kept visting it.
IN KONKLUZION: Hi Dad.
