Author Topic: Roll your face across your keyboard, hit enter - (Read 4399 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** August 21, 2006, 10:09:34 PM »

and I will read your fortune.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:12:48 PM »

dfghjpm kjnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb mk,

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:15:02 PM »

Well here goes.

wsxcyhlkWRF SD4FGBN M,.DEFRTYJ.POKIJUHYGTFRDES

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:15:12 PM »

gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm

Diablos · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:15:24 PM »

cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:20:40 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 21, 2006, 10:12:48 PM

dfghjpm kjnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb mk,

Interesting. The first cluster of letters indicates a stiff tip to the nose, very patrician. High breeding. You will father a dynasty of wealth and power.

The second cluster indicates warmth and humor. After your passing, many fond tales will be told about you.

The third brief coupling indicates hesitation. You carry a secret regret which will haunt you all your life.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 21, 2006, 10:15:02 PM

Well here goes.

wsxcyhlkWRF SD4FGBN M,.DEFRTYJ.POKIJUHYGTFRDES

There is a sense of strength indicated by the formation and capitalization of the letters. The random punctuation reveals a thoughtfulness to your personality, a certain deliberateness. You would do well in local politics, where deliberation and strength would serve you in making decisions to help your fellow citizens.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:31:02 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 21, 2006, 10:15:12 PM

gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm

You chose a position near the center of the keyboard to begin your roll, which tells me that you a person who considers all options. The formation of the letters comes from rocking the keyboard up and down in a semicircle instead of the usual back-and-forth motion, which means that upon considering all your options, you choose the least obvious path. That's lateral thinking. Impressive. You'd make a great lawyer or judge, where such thinking would help with flexible interpretations of the law.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:33:23 PM »

amazing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:33:49 PM »

Shitbin

cloudwalking · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:31:02 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 21, 2006, 10:15:12 PM
gftvjuhhhhhhhikmm

You chose a position near the center of the keyboard to begin your roll, which tells me that you a person who considers all options. The formation of the letters comes from rocking the keyboard up and down in a semicircle instead of the usual back-and-forth motion, which means that upon considering all your options, you choose the least obvious path. That's lateral thinking. Impressive. You'd make a great lawyer or judge, where such thinking would help with flexible interpretations of the law.

Aw yeah

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:34:50 PM »

Quote from: PhoenixDark

Shitbin

fuck you, cultist, this man is a certified GENIUS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 21, 2006, 10:15:24 PM

cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\

The starting point of the lower left tells me that you have frequently have dark thoughts. The repeated X suggests that you're one who likes to take your time and ponder the meaning behind random events and occurrences. The sudden jump to "gfvbgv" indicates an impatience with life - you like to be on the move. I could see you being a future Jack Kerouac, traveling the back roads and bypasses of the world, and writing about your travel experiences.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:41:58 PM »

adsfaerkuoylliklliwiqweqweeesd

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2006, 10:33:49 PM

Shitbin

Amazingly, the various lumps, bumps and boils across your facial landscape have formed actual words, which tells me that you'd do very well and be the center of attention in any carnival sideshow throughout this great land of ours.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on August 21, 2006, 10:41:58 PM

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Very peculiar. You started with "a", skipped to "d," then fell back to "s," then skipped around the keyboard. I sense that you're extremely adept at multitasking. You're a bit of a Renaissance man, with many talents. I get the strong feeling that you'll own your own business someday - I don't know what the business will be (that may be because you'll own more than one), but I know that you will make a great deal of money at it, and your holdings will be diverse. You'll definitely be involved in all aspects of whatever operation you choose to undertake - very hands-on.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:53:20 PM »

LOL fake.

My post says I will kill you backwards. Some fortune teller you are!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:54:48 PM »

Hey, I'm not the one who rolled my face across a keyboard.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:55:45 PM »

Neither am I, fool!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:56:23 PM »

You rolled it a little, admit it.

Polari · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:57:20 PM »

This thread is turning me on. Not sure why.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:58:12 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:56:23 PM

You rolled it a little, admit it.

Admit you're a hack!

:elf :elf :elf

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:02:42 PM »

I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. I completely misread your letters. Your fortune should have read "Will succumb to autoerotic asphyxiation while listening to INXS CDs." I apologize for getting your hopes up earlier.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:45:25 AM »

asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.

Christopher · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:48:15 AM »

sdzfgtrvbredrfvgtbfhyujfvdsctfv

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2006, 07:06:07 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on August 22, 2006, 06:45:25 AM

asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.

That or you have a really fat head.

Diablos · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2006, 07:43:55 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on August 21, 2006, 10:40:03 PM

Quote from: Diablos on August 21, 2006, 10:15:24 PM
cxxxxxgfvbgvbgvb\

The starting point of the lower left tells me that you have frequently have dark thoughts. The repeated X suggests that you're one who likes to take your time and ponder the meaning behind random events and occurrences. The sudden jump to "gfvbgv" indicates an impatience with life - you like to be on the move. I could see you being a future Jack Kerouac, traveling the back roads and bypasses of the world, and writing about your travel experiences.

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2006, 07:47:29 AM »

xd4cvf5g

fuck I fell out of my chair

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:30:12 PM »

alksufdy[as
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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:30:43 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 22, 2006, 07:06:07 AM

Quote from: ZomBz on August 22, 2006, 06:45:25 AM
asdfrgvbh ngdhnygjyf,hdk gsfrtaef sdhggrtfyftlh,.jvbjpvhbvcx er43485555e 5s54wefgsngdftsr r.y./y;.,drseave zzzzzzzzzebe nyuuuul,mtryfudtcreds46t634535638edsevbr erwt63568weshe

my keyboard inputs way quicker than i thought.

That or you have a really fat head.

Oh fuck you

whiteACID · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:54:09 PM »

awwhbr5yujolo.[;';;;/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2006, 02:58:58 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 22, 2006, 01:54:09 PM

awwhbr5yujolo.[;';;;/

You are going to die a horrible, horrible death.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:09:36 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:18:23 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on August 22, 2006, 03:09:36 PM

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You will die a horrible, horrible death.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:20:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 22, 2006, 03:18:23 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on August 22, 2006, 03:09:36 PM
yu7ubvgfx /

You will die a horrible, horrible death.

Your awfully morbid today will wtf happened? bad day at work?

And yes Malek you will die a horrible horrible death i can see it too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:23:37 PM »

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Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2006, 04:01:37 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** August 22, 2006, 04:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on August 22, 2006, 04:01:37 PM

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You will enjoy a carefree, happy life full of reward and prosperity

until it is tragically ended when you die a horrible, horrible death

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Author Topic: Roll your face across your keyboard, hit enter - (Read 4399 times)

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