Author Topic: People who don't cover their faces when they sneeze/cough make me fucking sick  (Read 1153 times)

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bagofeyes

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Literally! I've been sick so many times this year, and these fuckholes in my office just go around spreading their germs all over me. Get the fuck outta here bitch!

Phoenix Dark

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If I sneeze I make sure to lower my head towards the ground first instead of spreading my stuff into the air.
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I like to see if I can actually sneeze a few little bit of spit/snot directly into people's ears.
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xnikki118x

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I'd much rather sneeze into the crook of my arm or into my knees (bend straight over, yes like you're gonna take it up the butt) or my shirt than into my hands, because I do things with my hands. You know what I mean. It seems more sanitary that way.
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BlackMage

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ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MrAngryFace

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BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT THE CROOK OF MY ARM!
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Beezy

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I thought Japanese people were supposed to be smart.

bagofeyes

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Thats a big myth. They're dumb as posts.

Beezy

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Thats a big myth. They're dumb as posts.

Wtf, tell them to stop slacking the fuck off and make some goddamn mobile suits!

Robo

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BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT THE CROOK OF MY ARM!

Works especially well with short sleeves.
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Madrun Badrun

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I ALWAYS dry sneeze so I never cover that.  coughing I do though. 

Yeti

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I always sneeze into the other side of the elbow.
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BlackMage

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I ALWAYS dry sneeze so I never cover that.  coughing I do though. 

there is no such thing as dry sneezing.. you sick fuck.
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