Author Topic: The greatest poster ever (Read 2429 times)

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:38:20 PM »

The movie too bad will be one of the worst of the year. $:-\$

y2kev · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:38:48 PM »

TIME HAS BEEN CRUEL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 01:38:20 PM

The movie too bad will be one of the worst of the year. $:-\$

What's the basis of this? Because McTiernan won't be directing?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:40:08 PM »

I wish he had hair.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:40:57 PM »

Bruce Willis movies <3

bud · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:42:24 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on February 28, 2007, 01:38:48 PM

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TIME HAS BEEN CRUEL

STOP IT

he looks more badass now imo

the baldness makes it even better.

<3 bruce

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:44:04 PM »

I think the problem is that Willis has other characters that sport the bald look, and it's hard for us to shake the fact that McClaine should have hair. And he can still grow hair, so this was a personal decision.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:46:50 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 28, 2007, 01:44:04 PM

I think the problem is that Willis has other characters that sport the bald look, and it's hard for us to shake the fact that McClaine should have hair. And he can still grow hair, so this was a personal decision.

The director is the director of Underworld and Underworld: Evolution. Those are his only two so far. However he the other films he worked on were Godzilla, Men in Black, & Stargate.

He hasn't been part of a single good movie.

The writer has only written two films, both critically banned and both have under a 4.5 on imdb.

A bad director and a bad writer = not much faith, if any.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:18:38 PM »

PREPARE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE(control)

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:27:23 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 28, 2007, 02:18:38 PM

PREPARE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE(control)

yep. This film can't be good with a horrible writer and a horrible director unless there is a miracle.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 02:27:23 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 28, 2007, 02:18:38 PM
PREPARE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE(control)
yep. This film can't be good with a horrible writer and a horrible director unless there is a miracle.

And Kevin Smith plays a semi-serious role. $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:32:37 PM »

Die Hard 4.0: My ex-wife is sleeping with a kid and I'm pissed (see: need $).

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:34:27 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 28, 2007, 02:29:57 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 28, 2007, 02:18:38 PM
PREPARE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE(control)
yep. This film can't be good with a horrible writer and a horrible director unless there is a miracle.

And Kevin Smith plays a semi-serious role. $:-\$

A bad guy too I think.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:35:25 PM »

I'm gonna sit on you to death!

Wait, fuck it, I'll just have Ben Affleck come in here and "act".

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:37:16 PM »

have you seen kevin smith in the last month? Dude's lost 60 pounds(and plans to lose a lot more). He is pulling a Peter Jackson

Solo · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:37:40 PM »

Whats so awesome about a poster of Bruce looking like he's dropping a deuce?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 02:37:16 PM

have you seen kevin smith in the last month? Dude's lost 60 pounds(and plans to lose a lot more). He is pulling a Peter Jackson

pics or it never happened

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:39:12 PM »

No pics to my knowledge but his chronicling his weight loss on his blog or something.

Within 6 months Smith will be a fattie no more.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:43:39 PM »

I

McTiernan

Rollerball is soooo aweosme.

And Last Action hero is my favourite movie of all time

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on February 28, 2007, 02:43:39 PM

I McTiernan

Rollerball is soooo aweosme.

And Last Action hero is my favourite movie of all time

well he isnt involved with this

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:06:42 PM »

McTiernan is in jail!

Len Wiseman isn't a horrible director by any means, and Stargate was thoroughly entertaining! It doesn't take a lot of directing muscle to make a decent Die Hard film, and it's not like McTiernan has directed anything approaching decent in over 10 years.

Also, the screenplay has undergone massive re-writes, as the initial story didn't even have anything to do with McClaine. They just took this hacker thriller and mixed it with Die Hard, much in the same way that they came up with Die Hard With a Vengeance. As far as I know, nobody even has the shooting script, which was re-written when New Orleans got trashed due to a similar scene in the movie.

Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:28:06 PM »

Yeah he should have hair. Although his hairline was pretty spotty in 13 Blocks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:43:25 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 28, 2007, 01:44:04 PM

I think the problem is that Willis has other characters that sport the bald look, and it's hard for us to shake the fact that McClaine should have hair. And he can still grow hair, so this was a personal decision.

That sums it up for me. He's had hair in many movies within the last couple years, including Sin City. Even if it was a wig I'd be fine with it.

Although despite the bald head, he looks BADASS in that poster. But the "4.0" thing is stupid

Bacon · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:45:45 PM »

What happened to Live Free or Die Hard?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:46:31 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 28, 2007, 03:45:45 PM

What happened to Live Free or Die Hard?

IIRC its still called LFoDH...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2007, 04:16:41 PM »

Live Free or Die Hard is the final title. This is obviously a promotional poster from when the film was called Die Hard 4.0.

Cheebs · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2007, 04:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 28, 2007, 04:16:41 PM

Live Free or Die Hard is the final title. This is obviously a promotional poster from when the film was called Die Hard 4.0.

It's a poster for the european market, it is officially called 4.0 there.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2007, 04:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 28, 2007, 04:22:02 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 28, 2007, 04:16:41 PM
Live Free or Die Hard is the final title. This is obviously a promotional poster from when the film was called Die Hard 4.0.
It's a poster for the european market, it is officially called 4.0 there.

Europe hates freedom, let's bomb them, or something. GO AMERICA!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2007, 04:57:43 PM »

"4.0"? lolz

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »

That is pretty lame.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:14:33 PM »

The only thing I don't like about this film is that it's basically 24: THE MOTION PICTURE with John McClaine instead of Jack Bauer.

WHO WILL SAVE AMERICA IN ITS DARKEST HOUR?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #33 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:34:57 PM »

If this movie sucks I'll give up on hollywood forever

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:42:33 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 28, 2007, 05:34:57 PM

If this movie sucks I'll give up on hollywood forever

then you'll be giving up.

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Author Topic: The greatest poster ever (Read 2429 times)