But in the interest of full disclosure, if I had received them, and she had been hot, I probably would have engaged in a very unfunny masturbation session.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979
Went to New Orleans to see my nephew get baptized, so he could receive his daily orders from the pope. More importantly, got to play 360. This was somewhat impaired, due to the fact that some kind of homosexual sporting event was on TV and people wanted to watch it instead of playing RE5 co-op.

CRUSHED JUDGMENT
gears of war: lame
fable 2: lame
far cry 2: didn't get to play, but probably lame and gimped compared to pc
mirror's edge: gimped version compared to pc
halo 3: didn't get to play either, didn't care
banjo kazooie xbla: better than any ps3 title past, present, or future
re5 demo: jism/10
final definitive 360 score: gimped pc with banjo kazooie and re5 playing capability, still better than ps3