The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Kestastrophe]

Hey guys, Yixian registered. For really reals.

it has to be this dude

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5254

SHOW YOURSELF DAMMIT

[demi]

uh... no

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

[BlackMage]

is that some kind of viral video?

[muckhole]

Hey guys, Yixian registered. For really reals. Should we have some fun?

I'd let the fuckhead rot. 

[ferrarimanf355]

I hooked up with some old high school friends on Facebook. Things are looking up. 

Anyways, the comments here are hilarious. Come for the mocking, stay for the Team Fortress 2 reference.

[Purple Filth]

A New entry into the "Hilter pissed off speech" spoof:

Usain Bolt's win and record run.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[twerd]

^^^the hitler meme stopped being funny 2 years ago

Hey guys, Yixian registered. For really reals.

it has to be this dude

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5254

SHOW YOURSELF DAMMIT

if only.

[Veidt]

Just got 3 tickes for AVATAR screening. Can't wait for friday.

[Narag]

A few people in the PS3 slim thread are saying that Wollan is permabanned! How ironic...

About time.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hey guys, Yixian registered. For really reals. Should we have some fun?

All I'm going to do is bash and harass the little fuckwit if he decides to post.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

A few people in the PS3 slim thread are saying that Wollan is permabanned! How ironic...

About time.

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That's Wollan's?  lol

So much for that tag of his.

[ferrarimanf355]

A few people in the PS3 slim thread are saying that Wollan is permabanned! How ironic...

About time.

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Wow, I guess we have a new Borito incoming...

[Bildi]

Hey guys, Yixian registered. For really reals. Should we have some fun?

I'd let the fuckhead rot. 

I don't know who Yixian is but if an upstanding citizen like muckhole hates him/her, he/she is on my most hated list.

[duckman2000]

Wollan was hardly offensive, though. A hardcore Sony zealot for sure, but that's about it. I really don't get that place these days.

[Veidt]

wtf?

Wollan got perm'd?
Well, he's welcome here. Why doesn't he just join the club. Also, seems like all of iconic gaf will eventually come to bore...EB is like Hades.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow bad week/month for Wollan. Continued PS3 failure in the NPD, plus a permaban. Guessing he'll jump off a bridge once LBP is announced for Natal

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I don't find Wollan offensive and shouldn't have been perm'd.  I mean the guy is obviously distinguished mentally-challenged but not aggressively so like some other people over there like dfyb or JustinP or whatever the hell he wants to be called.  That guy should've got the permanent axe a long, long time ago.

And anyway, Wollan probably has an alt account over there.  It's almost required anymore.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A sign of changing times.

I am in favor of the ban, btw.  He should have been banned after Home bombed.  I thought that was kind of the closing chapter to his shtick.  After that, he just kind of lingered around.

He's the Sony equivalent of Wii Will Rock U.

[Bildi]

As long as he doesn't show up here, I'm fine with it.  Joke accounts suck whether intentional or not.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

HSMP, dfyb is banned.  Not sure if it is permanent.

Someone invite Wollan over here then ban him.

BTW, what was that magazine he said MS owned?

Variety

[fistfulofmetal]

As long as he doesn't show up here, I'm fine with it.  Joke accounts suck whether intentional or not.

how is an joke account a joke account if it isn't intentional?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

HSMP, dfyb is banned.  Not sure if it is permanent.

It should be.  I don't know how many fucking times that loon got a pass while other people that weren't nearly off the deep end as he was fell by the wayside.  I keep thinking back to his Halo 3 "review"...smh.


And if you're reading this dfyb, don't come back here.  We don't want you either.  See ya Justin.

[BamYouHaveAids]

i love how there is a five page thread filled with snuff films yet any thread linking to porn gets locked

[etiolate]

A map of GAF's moral boundaries is highly similar to my five year old drawings of the family cat.

[Bildi]

how is an joke account a joke account if it isn't intentional?

One that comes across as a joke because the person is a moron.

[lennedsay]

i love how there is a five page thread filled with snuff films yet any thread linking to porn gets locked

That thread needs to fucking go.  I was appalled that it was locked last night.

[BlackMage]

i love how there is a five page thread filled with snuff films yet any thread linking to porn gets locked

That thread needs to fucking go.  I was appalled that it was locked last night.

hehe so you do have a limit

[Bebpo]

A map of GAF's moral boundaries is highly similar to my five year old drawings of the family cat.

 

[Rman]

Wollan's fanboyism never bothered me.  Weird to see him go.  He's such a GAF stalwart.  His constant thread derailments were annoying, however.

[M3wThr33]

Permabans are pretty much never warranted. It's usually just a mod getting pissy. (Link to IRC? GO AWAY... u permaban for offsite activity)

I wonder how many cpu cycles are wasted each night on that reputation system that never gets used.

Anyways, I called him out on Twitter, so he's notified.

[Grecco]

I called Wollan out for his fanboyism last year and got banned for a month (During E3 no less) so i say ha. He was shitting a GTAIV thread with his toll booth pictures. Goodriddance.

[M3wThr33]

I don't mind good natured ribbing. If you stop reacting, they'll stop.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=2142901
 

[Purple Filth]

There are worse people on the site, but i guess an example has to be made.

plus based on the pic, M3wThr33 could be on to something here  

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I give him credit for drawing some of the funny pictures he drew (not those green man outline drawings; they might have been good if they weren't run into the ground within a week by others) but other else than that, he sucked.  Would often troll the 360 and get away with it while utterances of dissatisfaction with the PS3 would get a permaban.  After Home tanked and his Microsoft conspiracy theories, he was no longer necessary.

I will admit that he was one of the less abrasive sfags on the board (that goes to Hans/Snah/Private Hoffman/Trailblazer/TJHooker/Mabuza/etc. and dfyb) and he wasn't outright creepy (kittonwy).

I do think permabans are justified.  Some people don't deserve them but there are those, like Futami, that never intended to bring anything to the table to any kind of discussion.

[Grecco]

I called Wollan out for his fanboyism last year and got banned for a month (During E3 no less) so i say ha. He was shitting a GTAIV thread with his toll booth pictures. Goodriddance.

Is that when he was saying that the 360 version would have toll booths used to break up parts of the city for loading purposes or whatever? I vaguely remember that.

yup. only the blue ray verson would have all islands on one disk, the 360 version would have toll booths telling you when to add the seccond dvd!  and he would do it over and over.

[Kestastrophe]

http://www.erlendwollan.com/index.html

Is this a joke?

[BlueTsunami]

That Minotaur be juicin'

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I wasn't sure if that was really Wollan's site at first but then I saw this -


lol

Yeah, that's his.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Hey guys, what's an Internet Professional?

http://www.linkedin.com/in/erlendwollan

Erlend Wollan’s Education
Høgskolen i Sør-Trøndelag
Web 2009 — 2009

Hand picked subjects: C#.NET, ASP.NET, Database, AJAX, PHP

RMIT University

Bachelor of arts , Games Graphics Design , 2006 — 2008



WTF.

[Narag]

Wollan's pictures strike me the same way as if kittowny had made the uncharted autism poster himself.

[Crushed]

http://www.erlendwollan.com/Play_GAME.html

 

I cannot believe some has managed to make a guitar hero clone that's even worse then Rock Revolution.

Oh and you guys remember this guy from Killzone:

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OMG 

oh my god this is amazing


wollan is like one of the many terrible zybourne clock artists

[Bildi]

I wonder if Wollan as ever done freelance work for High Voltage.

[Grecco]

An alien wearing a diaper. Wollan is a creative genius.

[Purple Filth]

I wonder if Wollan as ever done freelance work for High Voltage.

Conduit 2 nukkas

[fistfulofmetal]

 

[BlackMage]

belmont is just OK.. the other girl.. no

[Joe Molotov]

belmont is just OK.. the other girl.. no

You mean Jimmy Fallon?

[BlackMage]

actually they both have really weird noses. 

[OptimoPeach]

Girl on the left looks like Gollum

[Phoenix Dark]

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seriously  

[archie4208]

Felicia Day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371406

^^^ That's a pretty funny thread.

[OptimoPeach]

Probably the best joke account GAF has seen in years Look at his old posts/threads

[M3wThr33]

Felicia Day

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371406

^^^ That's a pretty funny thread.

I'd rather do Christina Lee any day.

[Narag]

Probably the best joke account GAF has seen in years Look at his old posts/threads

I'm still partial to baardhimself before he got nailed.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16416473&highlight=mother+russia#post16416473

in 1997, myself, Kazenone and a mutual friend named Julie were traveling across Eurasia. We were about 4 months into our trip and we had a great time so far, taken a lot of drugs, had a lot of crazy sex and been confused by more languages than Kazenone had taken dumps. Anyway, we had arrived in Belarus and had pitched our tent in a dusty area of field. Julie had a habit of making a flag of every country we had visited, Kazenone and myself went into a local town and bought some groceries and some very cheap cloth. I was not too aware of the flag of Belarus, but Kazenone was adamant that it was 3 stripes of White, Red, White. We bought the fabric and went back to camp. While I was preparing dinner for us all, Julie and Kazenone stitched a flag together and stuck it in the ground outside our tent. We went to bed that night, but were awoken by loud noises from outside the tent, before we knew it the tent was ripped open and we were dragged out of the tent by armed men in camouflage uniforms. They shouted and screamed at us as we lay scared on the floor, with automatic weapons pointed at us. One of the men in broken english demanded to know who was the Soviet responsible for the flag. We had no idea what he meant or was asking, and he raised his weapon to Kanezones head. Kanezone whelped, and pointed to Julie. "Her!" he shouted, while Julie lay bewildered. The man turned his gun and shot Julie dead where she lay. I still remember hearing the noise of the nonstop fire. Blood and dirt splattered into my face, but I could see nothing except gunfire flashes. A man kicked through our tent while another set the flag alight. They shouted some more in their language and left as suddenly as they had arrived. I sat, quivering in shock. I didnt check Julie, it was evident that she was dead, her corpse ripped to shreds from the gunfire at such close range. I looked, shocked at Kazenone and asked how could he do that, how could he be so heartless to get Julie killed and not even look like he had remorse. What he said next haunts me to this very day. "I couldn't betray Mother Russia."

Bastard.

[CajoleJuice]

holy fuck

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[Beezy]

I remember that post.