Listen, I don't know if anyone is looking to host a new site, but I just got the following awesome ass deal:
Register a domain at GoDaddy for like $7.50 with the coupon code OYH3 (found online)
Surpasshosting is offering their Power hosting plan for $1 for a YEAR until the end of the month. It's normally $6/month or $60/year.
I've used Surpass for years now with absolutely no issues at all, and I nearly shat brix last night at my luck.
All in all, I got smoothjams104.com with a year of hosting for under $9.
Fantasmogoric.