The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Junpei the Tracer!]

At what board can PD ban people?

  I asked myself the same question.

PD being PD again.   TA worthy

"don't you have kids" coming from a virgin black guy who probably can't dunk a basketball.

 

[Crushed]

Okay, so I have a huge throbbing sinus headache. Like, my skull feels like it's about to pop.

Then I read TA's post, and the reaction to it, and it's like I'm all better.

And that makes no sense, because it's a tasteless joke about how a guy whose brain is being crushed by a tumor, had a brother who had his half his skull shot off. You'd think that exacerbate the problem by reminding me of the ice scraper moving along the inside of my forehead.


But whatever, JFK jokes are off-limits for... let's say 20 years, at least. Then it'll be fair game. Just like Lincoln.

[treythemovie]

What an odd hobby. How long are you in for though?

Looks like 2 weeks.


Not to derail the thread. But I can't believe people are holding up Ted Kennedy like he is some patron saint. He's the fucking Daniel Baldwin of the Kennedy family. Yea great, he got a free pass into the Senate for the past 30 years .. OF COURSE his name will be on some decent legislation. He has never had to work a day in his life, was handed his place in office because of the tragedies to his far superior brothers and has basically bumbled and stumbled his way through the decades in a drunken stupor. The youngins only like him because he is a cantankerous old man who has no political aspirations above being in office until he dies .. so he can say whatever the fuck he wants. Which is rare in politics.

Well he does have a malignant brain tumor. That is a horrible way to go for anyone

[pilonv1]

But whatever, JFK jokes are off-limits for... let's say 20 years, at least.

1983 came and went.

[ToxicAdam]

Well he does have a malignant brain tumor. That is a horrible way to go for anyone

Slowly drowning in a cold lake while trapped in a car is a horrible way to go. Especially when it happens in the prime of your life. Dying of a brain tumor, when you already have one foot in the grave, after leading a privledged life that only .00001 of the world could enjoy, doesn't sound so bad.

[AdmiralViscen]

Someone needs to put TA's post in Kennedy's wiki page.

[duckman2000]

Well he does have a malignant brain tumor. That is a horrible way to go for anyone

Slowly drowning in a cold lake while trapped in a car is a horrible way to go. Especially when it happens in the prime of your life. Dying of a brain tumor, when you already have one foot in the grave, after leading a privledged life that only .00001 of the world could enjoy, doesn't sound so bad.

I had a bit of a tumor recently, not malignant, but I can relate to the fucked up feeling of very suddenly finding out that there's a growing and potentially life threatening mass near your brain. But I agree though, and I was really fucking appalled by the news reports tonights. A shitload of people get this, or other forms of brain tumors. It's a horrible thing to happen to anyone, but I can't relate to it being especially horrid simply because it befalls such a privileged, and old, character.

As for your joke, while punchy, I don't think it tops the Benoit joke. Who was behind that one? Prole?

[Crushed]

But whatever, JFK jokes are off-limits for... let's say 20 years, at least.

1983 came and went.

I'm talking about 20 years from NOW.

[pilonv1]

be more specific then

which was proles benoit joke?

[Tristam]

Well he does have a malignant brain tumor. That is a horrible way to go for anyone

Slowly drowning in a cold lake while trapped in a car is a horrible way to go. Especially when it happens in the prime of your life. Dying of a brain tumor, when you already have one foot in the grave, after leading a privledged life that only .00001 of the world could enjoy, doesn't sound so bad.

I had a bit of a tumor recently, not malignant, but I can relate to the fucked up feeling of very suddenly finding out that there's a growing and potentially life threatening mass near your brain. But I agree though, and I was really fucking appalled by the news reports tonights. A shitload of people get this, or other forms of brain tumors. It's a horrible thing to happen to anyone, but I can't relate to it being especially horrid simply because it befalls such a privileged, and old, character.

As for your joke, while punchy, I don't think it tops the Benoit joke. Who was behind that one? Prole?

Yeah. I really like Drinky, but his penchant for shock humor goes too far, sometimes.

be more specific then

which was proles benoit joke?

IIRC it was mock cover art for a "Stranglehold" on Wii featuring Chris Benoit. I guess if you believe Kennedy's a despicable enough character, he's fair game, but Benoit's wife and 7-year-old son were killed.

[ToxicAdam]

I had a bit of a tumor recently, not malignant, but I can relate to the fucked up feeling of very suddenly finding out that there's a growing and potentially life threatening mass near your brain. But I agree though, and I was really fucking appalled by the news reports tonights. A shitload of people get this, or other forms of brain tumors. It's a horrible thing to happen to anyone, but I can't relate to it being especially horrid simply because it befalls such a privileged, and old, character.

As for your joke, while punchy, I don't think it tops the Benoit joke. Who was behind that one? Prole?

I'm sorry to hear about your health. I feel bad now.

The Benoit joke was made by Synthesizer Patel, I just regurgitated it on GAF.


It made the Hall of Shame here: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=9918.0

[Robo]

Evilbore neophytes really missed out on the Benoit shenanigans.

[Tristam]

Nvm, I thought you guys were referring to gaf Benoit shenanigans.

[duckman2000]

Nvm, I thought you guys were referring to gaf Benoit shenanigans.

Oh, I was.

I'm sorry to hear about your health. I feel bad now.

Nah dude, things are alright. I had something called acoustic neuroma, a benign tumor that plants itself on the hearing nerve and then grows in the skull cavity, and eventually impacts the brain and brain stem. They caught it before it had a chance to do much damage, but it cost me the hearing on that ear, and my equilibrium had to be reset. Which is fair game, as I had only a year or so earlier mocked my kid plenty as she learned to walk. Tumors suck though, but at least this one was operable and not malignant.

[AdmiralViscen]

That Benoit shit was hilarious;.

[pilonv1]

it still is

[fistfulofmetal]

[youtube=425,350]tDeXUIHhTGY[/youtube]

 

[Beezy]

fuckin kids...

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=425,350]tDeXUIHhTGY[/youtube]

 

I literally cringed, wtf

[MrAngryFace]

the only thing that would make it worse is if they were wearing hoodies. I fuckin hate hoodies.

[fistfulofmetal]

I literally cringed, wtf

Protip: Turn sound off, enjoy

[BlueTsunami]

I literally cringed, wtf

Protip: Turn sound off, enjoy

Not at the song, silly! 

[fistfulofmetal]

Not at the song, silly! 

 

[Powerslave]

My my, isn't PD quite the PATRIOT today





lmao noob

[Joe Molotov]

That Benoit shit was hilarious;.

"Apologize for serial killers as if they were WWE wrestlers" was comedy gold.

[etiolate]

[youtube=425,350]tDeXUIHhTGY[/youtube]

 

I kept waiting for an asian dude to pop out of nowhere and smack them.

[CurseoftheGods]

Is PD talking about OA?

[Mupepe]

GAF has hit a whole new level of gaydom.  Oh my fucking God.  Who does this shit?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=292365

[hyp]

GAF has hit a whole new level of gaydom.  Oh my fucking God.  Who does this shit?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=292365

[Phoenix Dark]

i'm gonna fuckin ban you all

[AdmiralViscen]

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?board=6.0

Smooth Groove, Himuro, Mupepe,

[MCD]

Is PD talking about OA?

i don't think so.

[Powerslave]

Is gaf slow as shit lately for anybody else? Loading threads and submitting posts takes forever.

[Joe Molotov]

Is PD talking about OA?

i don't think so.

Maybe he bought up Mupepe.com 

[Mupepe]

I hope not 

[Oblivion]

ToxicAdam-King of Kings

[Vizzys]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2112160773

[APF]

If Gradius was a text adventure:


[youtube=425,350]qtAYIp3_lvU[/youtube]

[treythemovie]

If Gradius was a text adventure:


[youtube=425,350]qtAYIp3_lvU[/youtube]

The idea of text adventure Gradius is humorous. But the actually thing....

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_22727.aspx



I officially love Aussies. Had the police bothered to check shit out, I'm sure they could of found some drugs to bust him on.

When not to call: 
    * When you're bored and just want to talk.

 

[Bildi]

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_22727.aspx



I officially love Aussies. Had the police bothered to check shit out, I'm sure they could of found some drugs to bust him on.

  Life is never going to be easy with a name like 'Aubrey Cottle'.  I hate him already.

Also, this report is riddled with inaccuracies:

If it was the Aussie man, the suspect went to extremes to set up the unfunny joke.

WRONG.

[fistfulofmetal]

[youtube=425,350]A_wbv4PjEXE[/youtube]



 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Where's McDragon? I havn't seen him post recently.

Oh and welcome back PR!

[Phoenix Dark]

probably old but fucking hilarious

NSFW NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.zshare.net/video/1413640e0514cb/

[close]

NSFW NSFW
 

smh @ the dude's face afterwards

[MCD]

Where's McDragon? I havn't seen him post recently.

Oh and welcome back PR!

I'm still here baby.

[siamesedreamer]

I suppose its cool to hate on GAF here and this isn't an attempt to try to fit in. But, this last banning is the first time I've ever stepped back and saw how hopelessly fucking pathetic GAF really is - or what its turned into. 

I'm embarrassed I ever took that place seriously. Imagine what I could've done with all those hours I spent trolling Obama. Gawd Damn it.

[demi]

I suppose its cool to hate on GAF here and this isn't an attempt to try to fit in. But, this last banning is the first time I've ever stepped back and saw how hopelessly fucking pathetic GAF really is - or what its turned into. 

I'm embarrassed I ever took that place seriously. Imagine what I could've done with all those hours I spent trolling Obama. Gawd Damn it.

Yep, it's a sudden realisation, but you'll get over it. Time to get some hobbies, mayne.

[Mupepe]

probably old but fucking hilarious

NSFW NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.zshare.net/video/1413640e0514cb/

[close]

NSFW NSFW
 

smh @ the dude's face afterwards

holy fucking shit

tiny dick, gigantic fatness

what the fuck?

had to watch with no sound, but I take it he was a virgin?  fucking christ.  Did he even stick it in her?

[AdmiralViscen]

SD, cleanse your palate by actually posting here.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

someone needs to make a gif of his face after he explodes

[APF]

I suppose its cool to hate on GAF here and this isn't an attempt to try to fit in. But, this last banning is the first time I've ever stepped back and saw how hopelessly fucking pathetic GAF really is - or what its turned into. 

I'm embarrassed I ever took that place seriously. Imagine what I could've done with all those hours I spent trolling Obama. Gawd Damn it.

Are you my conscience?!??

[APF]

Covert Operation

[youtube=425,350]iPuQAzGW2-I[/youtube]

I’ve been digging through a lot of my old work this past week and stumbled across a pitch that was a lot of fun to execute. In 2005/2006, my former agency VML received a RFP from Ubisoft to create buzz for their upcoming release of Splinter Cell 4. I had directed a very large brainstorming session for creating various concepts for the pitch. With an incredibly creative and talented team, we came up with some awesomely insane guerrilla ideas to pitch, but we wanted to somehow prove to Ubisoft that we were able to not only create these ideas, but to actually execute them as well. My favorite projects have always been the ones that I’ve been involved with from creation to execution, and part of the reason I really enjoyed working at VML for so long was to be able to do random things like this.

The night before the pitch, Adam Kellogg, Aaron Weidner, and myself flew in to San Francisco and acquired a generator, a $60k projector, and a minivan. The result is this video. Adam edited the video overnight and we presented it the next morning in the pitch (note: this was never meant to be a viral video). At the end of the video, we turned to Ubisoft and said “now, imagine if that was the NSA building” - their jaws dropped. Needless to say, most of our ideas required a budget for bail.

http://arielwaldman.com/2008/04/02/covert-operation/

[siamesedreamer]

SD, cleanse your palate by actually posting here.

We need more Met fans here.

3-0 vs Santana this year. That team is a trainwreck.

[CajoleJuice]

Yes, they are.

Goddamn it.

[BlueTsunami]

I always laugh when siamesedreamer, Toxic or APF are joking around and obviously f'ing with their oppositions on GAF. 3 good posters on EB

[ToxicAdam]

hurray... SD is here.

racist.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Yeah...I don't think I'll ever live that post down.

Might as well have some fun with it... 

[TVC15]

You know, SD, APF, and TA would all rank highly on my list of favorite GAF posters.  Makes me wonder if I'm a repressed Republican similar to how conservatives are repressed homosexuals.  Actually, it makes sense.  I probably just chose to repress the wrong shameful thing as an adolescent

[siamesedreamer]

Thanks BT and TVC.

Watch the reaction of the two people sitting next to Maxine Waters after she threatens to nationalize the oil companies:

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/5R0Ex3l-Waters-oil

[Flannel Boy]

Thanks BT and TVC.

Watch the reaction of the two people sitting next to Maxine Waters after she threatens to nationalize the oil companies:

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/5R0Ex3l-Waters-oil