The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[duckman2000]

the thing I hate about GAF the most is the japfags get by without any bannings. tnw will never get banned because he is a taco in japan, that's like being jesus on GAF. Sucks too because that homo trolls everything pro-american and anti-japan.

Atleast they made one good step forward in demodding that homo Sporsk. Go get a real girlfriend that isnt 8, loser.

I thought he was pretty soundly lashed when he went on his pretentious anti-Outback bender? No ban, but I don't recall it being very popular on GAF.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

dcharlie you're the only jfag I respect.

[T234]

Keep your console warz faggotry off my evilbore

[Oblivion]

Yeah, the GAF shit is getting pretty annoying. It was fun for a month or so while I was here, but its getting pretty sad now guys,

Nay! If anything, this place needs MORE drama!

 

[drew]

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[Vizzys]

 I agree with this cause

shut the fuck up about NEOGAF

[siamesedreamer]

With both sides of that forum thoroughly in the dumpster now after they ruined the one last good thing about the place (Political GAF), I was only hanging around to bust people's balls, anyway. I mean, shit, I adore Obama, hate Clinton and even I can't stand the crap that oozes out of 90% of ObamaGAF people.

Agreed...what up Valis?

[pilonv1]

sorry to keep the gaf talk up but @ the sonyers banned a day before MGS4. they must be suiciding

[Himu]

the thing I hate about GAF the most is the japfags get by without any bannings. tnw will never get banned because he is a taco in japan, that's like being jesus on GAF. Sucks too because that homo trolls everything pro-american and anti-japan.

Atleast they made one good step forward in demodding that homo Sporsk. Go get a real girlfriend that isnt 8, loser.

but i'm a japafag ;_;

[bork]

I can't wait until tnw moves to England and starts missing Japan.  That should make for some fun threads.   

The Outback thing was hilarious.  Shit, I'm headed to Tokyo this weekend, and I CAN'T WAIT to go to some American restaurants (and Mexican, oh the Mexican food!) I'll even take Burger King and Subway; none of that shit is available out where I am.  Laat time, we went to a Hard Rock Cafe in Yokohama and I went nuts ordering stuff.

What's happened on the internet and amongst animufags is that Japan has become something almost sacred.  That's why I loved the fansub "documentary;" the guy rips on the people who won't translate words or phrases and use honorics.  Who the fuck says "that...that cannot be, Rika-Sama!!" or "he is going to use the ahambaragamakusarifumi-kumi-fumi-yumi-shibumi attack, learned from the daimyo!!!" in English?  I've always called Akihabara "nerd mecca" (And it doesn't even apply as much as it used to), but I didn't mean that literally.  The people who masturbate all over any Japanese make me fucking sick.  And yet, just about every foreigner I've ever met here (that isn't a tourist) isn't like this.  It's just net nerds, apart from the territorial nerds you might come across that give you the "evil eye" because you have invaded "MY JAPAN."

Perhaps the biggest shocker to animufags I can think of is that in Japan, manga and anime are treated the same way as comics and cartoons (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE) in your own country: stuff for kiddies or nerds.

but i'm a japafag ;_;

Sorry, but to be a real japafag, you must have lived or live in Japan.

[Beezy]

lol @ my japan

[bork]

lol @ my japan

It's the only way I can describe it...like this death stare because "HOW DARE ANOTHER GAIJIN ENTER *MY JAPAN?!*  ONLY *I* CAN UNDERSTAND ITS COMPLEX CULTURE," etc etc.

There's different types of people you come across here, like:

-The afore-mentioned "elites."  Nothing non-Japanese is good anymore.
-Animu-hungry otaku nerds
-Lazy English teachers
-Drunken trouble-making fucks (often combined with English teachers)

Last time I went to Akihabara was with my wife.  We walked into a big merchandise shop, and on a floor with lots of figures, there were these two guys (possibly JETs like myself, there was a conference going on) looking at stuff.  I could hear one of them talking about how he wanted to buy this and that and whatnot, and when he saw me, he turned bright red and walked away from his friend.  This happened every time we walked in his general direction. 

[AdmiralViscen]

wow

[Crushed]

I could hear one of them talking about how he wanted to buy this and that and whatnot, and when he saw me, he turned bright red and walked away from his friend.  This happened every time we walked in his general direction. 

Maybe he was struck with love upon seeing another gaijin in an animu shop, and was trying to play the ditzy shy archetype. 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

It took me awhile to realize who you were. I thought you were BlueTsunami for awhile until I read that post.

[Himu]

<Scarlet^fes> people are going to be disappointed at EB
<Scarlet^fes> they want to see tnw threads about england, but he got permabanned
<Himurosexual> rofl

[CHOW CHOW]

It's Betty Now, you absolutely nailed it about Japanophiles.  Such disgusting filth.

[Himu]

Well, there's only one scarlet at gaf afaik

[T234]

And Wollan and kittonwy.

i honestly don't mind Wollan.
Kittonwy adds absolutely NOTHING to the board beyond "GIVE MES MOaR WHAT KITTON LIKES - BUY <insert current game>11!1! Meow rawr twat.gif"

any random 11 year old could be filling in for him and we'd never know (beyond the possible development of a better posting style)

I could write a script that posts kittonwy's entire posting history.

[MCD]

privacy? on my xbawks live?

[pilonv1]

yes

[Tieno]

Oh shit, need to find a way to drop that in somewhere.

[pilonv1]

i do admire him somewhat because it's a difficult gimmick to continue, and it's more creative than most of the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows on gaf

[Eric P]

lol @ my japan

It's the only way I can describe it...like this death stare because "HOW DARE ANOTHER GAIJIN ENTER *MY JAPAN?!*  ONLY *I* CAN UNDERSTAND ITS COMPLEX CULTURE," etc etc.

There's different types of people you come across here, like:

-The afore-mentioned "elites."  Nothing non-Japanese is good anymore.
-Animu-hungry otaku nerds
-Lazy English teachers
-Drunken trouble-making fucks (often combined with English teachers)

Last time I went to Akihabara was with my wife.  We walked into a big merchandise shop, and on a floor with lots of figures, there were these two guys (possibly JETs like myself, there was a conference going on) looking at stuff.  I could hear one of them talking about how he wanted to buy this and that and whatnot, and when he saw me, he turned bright red and walked away from his friend.  This happened every time we walked in his general direction. 

i was a kid in japan in the early 80s and i don't think that i was ever as bad as some of the people i see on the internet are.

ha

i just remembered we would find stacks of manga magazines that people had thrown out and we'd oogle the breasts and take other magazines to the japanese speakers who worked on base for translations

[Tieno]

lol @ my japan

It's the only way I can describe it...like this death stare because "HOW DARE ANOTHER GAIJIN ENTER *MY JAPAN?!*  ONLY *I* CAN UNDERSTAND ITS COMPLEX CULTURE," etc etc.

There's different types of people you come across here, like:

-The afore-mentioned "elites."  Nothing non-Japanese is good anymore.
-Animu-hungry otaku nerds
-Lazy English teachers
-Drunken trouble-making fucks (often combined with English teachers)

Last time I went to Akihabara was with my wife.  We walked into a big merchandise shop, and on a floor with lots of figures, there were these two guys (possibly JETs like myself, there was a conference going on) looking at stuff.  I could hear one of them talking about how he wanted to buy this and that and whatnot, and when he saw me, he turned bright red and walked away from his friend.  This happened every time we walked in his general direction. 

My brother studies in Japan and I've visited him and his group of foreign friends once. It was pretty normal and relaxed. Americans, Europeans, Asians...Some read anime, others don't. None of them put japanese culture on this pedestal. The most fucked up were the native japanese students themselves. It was only when I came to gaf that I became familiar with the japafag kind.

[CurseoftheGods]

Kittonwy also is married and has a kid.

[WrikaWrek]

All hail Penny Arcade.

One strip was bait enough to kill the entire SDF offense of line.

- Dante
- Ynos Yrros
- polyh3dron
- dfyb
- Solidsnakex
- WinFonda

GAF might just become bearable again.

Onix is missing from that list. And Wollan and kittonwy.

But banning Dante and SSX is great news for those of you who still read GAF.

Heh, i think Wollan is alright. The only problem with Wollan is not him, but the dual criteria at GAf, he is funny, but it's like if someone else does what he does then the shit hits the fan, that's what i don't like.

Kittonwy....that dude is just, man i bet that dude is into some pedo shit. He scares the fuck out of me, i just imagine this big fat cigarillo, typing naked. Just...no, that dude scares me.

And i think the triplets (Dante, Yno Yarros, Dfyb) are the worst. SSX wasn't that bad now that i remember.

[CurseoftheGods]

Did you know that Ynos Yrros's username is "sorry Sony" backwards?

[Grecco]

Did you know that Ynos Yrros's username is "sorry Sony" backwards?

Amazing.

Kittonwy backwards is?

Doushebag.

[Phoenix Dark]

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I'm not going to hate: it's not a bad song, and Wayne brings the energy. Still some horrible lines there, like all Wayne songs

I think he outshined Jay on Mr. Carter

[WrikaWrek]

Did you know that Ynos Yrros's username is "sorry Sony" backwards?

So that's why Blim was always calling him that. Never understood it before.

[pilonv1]

someone link me up to the qt3 mgs4 thread

[Kestastrophe]

I just googled:

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=44843

Don't know if this is the one, still front-paged though.

Good to know what most industry pros think of MGS.

If it's anything like the first Metal Gear Solid, then the entire game is basically one bad cutscene written by people who have no business writing anything for anyone under any circumstances.

That pretty much sums up the series for me. Add on top of that little to no gameplay progression from 1 to 3.

[bork]

i was a kid in japan in the early 80s and i don't think that i was ever as bad as some of the people i see on the internet are.

ha

i just remembered we would find stacks of manga magazines that people had thrown out and we'd oogle the breasts and take other magazines to the japanese speakers who worked on base for translations

The early 80s is way, way before shit got bad.  Your typical "animu fanboy-filth" really didn't come around until the late 90s, and evolved into the current form within this current decade. 

My brother studies in Japan and I've visited him and his group of foreign friends once. It was pretty normal and relaxed. Americans, Europeans, Asians...Some read anime, others don't. None of them put japanese culture on this pedestal. The most fucked up were the native japanese students themselves. It was only when I came to gaf that I became familiar with the japafag kind.

Sometimes they can use camouflage to appear normal.   

No, of course not EVERYONE is like what I said before.  But tons also are.

[WrikaWrek]

I would love to move into japan.

Why? Because of the puss. I'm only 21, i might be able to do it someday, we we'll see. First on my list is Sweden though.

[Pharmacy]

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I'm not going to hate: it's not a bad song, and Wayne brings the energy. Still some horrible lines there, like all Wayne songs

I think he outshined Jay on Mr. Carter

wayne is fucking useless, he's one of the worst rappers ive ever heard

[Powerslave]

this is the best lil wayne song, featuring 'The Bess'.


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also lmao @ Drewsy listening to lil wayne

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[Pharmacy]

gillie da kid exposed and owned lil wayne

[Grecco]

That PA thread keeps delivering the lols. A Safe Bet he gone.

[duckman2000]

What exactly are they getting themselves so worked up over?

[WrikaWrek]

What exactly are they getting themselves so worked up over?

I haven't read it past page 3, and won't bother, but it seemed to me like standard gaf sony fanboy fare.

PA makes fun of MGS4 - means PA is making fun of PS3 - means PA is making fun of Sony - means PA is making fun of Sony fans. Aside from a variable or two, that's pretty much the chain of thought of a SDF soldier.

So PA is attacking them and they need to defend themselves. It's a war out there baby, the media is out to get them.

I was personally expecting them to keep on the same note as in the MGs thread and say "PA wins the generation" etc etc....apparently, it's not quite the same.

[Eric P]

The early 80s is way, way before shit got bad.  Your typical "animu fanboy-filth" really didn't come around until the late 90s, and evolved into the current form within this current decade. 

those sloppy bitches have no clue how good they have it with regards to anime

i remember paying $35 for dubbed films on vhs. 

DUBBED!

[Phoenix Dark]

gillie da kid exposed and owned lil wayne

Don't get me wrong I think Wayne is one of the most over rated and worst rappers out there, but even I know the Gillie Da Kid stuff is bullshit. No one gave a shit about Wayne during the time he was allegedly benefiting from ghost writing. Now Wayne is sadly on top of the rap world, without Gillie...who no one gives a shit about.

duck tales smh

[Oblivion]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

[CurseoftheGods]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

Seriously. He's actually a very decent poster.

[WrikaWrek]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

Seriously. He's actually a very decent poster.

It's true.

[AdmiralViscen]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

I always scratch my head (smh) at peopel dissing him, I don't remember him being bad when I used to be there.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I would love to move into japan.

Why? Because of the puss. I'm only 21, i might be able to do it someday, we we'll see. First on my list is Sweden though.

Whats the difference between the million other similiar looking asian girls in america and the ones in the homeland?

[Brehvolution]

The negativity pouring out of these last couple pages is astonishing. :stfu

[Ganhyun]

I would love to move into japan.

Why? Because of the puss. I'm only 21, i might be able to do it someday, we we'll see. First on my list is Sweden though.

Whats the difference between the million other similiar looking asian girls in america and the ones in the homeland?

do I need to go find that Japanworld gif?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I know this is impossible to say without treading dreaded elitest territory, but..

IMO

If you can't see that MGS2 is the first (that I am aware of) example of 'high art' in videogames you either didn't 'get' the game or don't understand art history.

There was a time I didn't understand abstract art and labeled it nothing but meaningless trash, so I can understand why so many fail to see what sets MGS2 apart.

Again...

Please don't think I am trying to act elitest. I'm simply trying to expalin how I feel.

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I swear I didn't do that on purpose. I bolded it after I noticed it.

Kinda neat..

We are truly amazing animals.

 

 

[duckman2000]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

I always scratch my head (smh) at peopel dissing him, I don't remember him being bad when I used to be there.

I think it's mostly association; you see kittonwy, and then SSX posting in the same. Both favor Sony, but obviously in very different ways. And a ton of people here plain don't like when anyone is "pro-Sony", regardless of how the poster actually behaves. And those people we refer to as Xbotwired kittons.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I would love to move into japan.

Why? Because of the puss. I'm only 21, i might be able to do it someday, we we'll see. First on my list is Sweden though.

Whats the difference between the million other similiar looking asian girls in america and the ones in the homeland?

do I need to go find that Japanworld gif?

yes because I still don't know the damn difference. It's like going to England when you live in America to have white girl puss

[CHOW CHOW]

SolidSnakeX ain't bad at all... I used to think so but I see him posting in off-topic threads a lot, mostly TV shows and shit.  That kind of gives him a 'real person' vibe.  Same with gofreak... I like gofreak.

[Rman]

Seriously, what's people's beef with SSX? He may be very pro-Sony, but he's a thousand times more civil than those other toolbags.

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SSX

[ferrarimanf355]

http://www.tapezilla.net/prank-calls/ryo-calls-terrys-gold/
http://www.tapezilla.net/prank-calls/ryo-calls-hong-kong-buffet/
 

[ferrarimanf355]

This one is even better...
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[tiesto]

All hail Penny Arcade.

One strip was bait enough to kill the entire SDF offense of line.

- Dante
- Ynos Yrros
- polyh3dron
- dfyb
- Solidsnakex
- WinFonda

GAF might just become bearable again.

Onix is missing from that list. And Wollan and kittonwy.

But banning Dante and SSX is great news for those of you who still read GAF.

Onix is a cool guy (we actually work for the same company but in different cities, I don't know him IRL tho), don't group him in with the rest of the Sfags

[CurseoftheGods]

Not to mention that he's a Sega fan! :sonic

SSX

[AdmiralViscen]

It's settled. Invite him.