The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Positive Touch]

i used to get up at 6 on the weekends just to watch that crap show

[Vizzys]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330745

damn, now xfags are doing banner-laden megathreads?

so many exclusives it boggles the mind

most of which look good

sucks to be a poor

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330745

damn, now xfags are doing banner-laden megathreads?

not a first for goldenp.

[AdmiralViscen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330745

damn, now xfags are doing banner-laden megathreads?

Burnout Paradise and DMC4 are coming out?!

[duckman2000]

Yeah, Goldenpp is a fanboy loon, and has only gotten worse over the past years. Then again, Xbot and serious Rare fan, what else could have happened?


Speaking of Xbots, though...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

Having to buy a full priced game to get into a beta for an entirely different game is apparently preferable to putting down a refundable $5 for a game.

[Crushed]

[youtube=425,350]UFeZLJLgq-8[/youtube]

if this is serious, youtube can just shut down now

its purpose is done, there are no more videos

[cool breeze]

That can't be a serious video.

Yeah, Goldenpp is a fanboy loon, and has only gotten worse over the past years. Then again, Xbot and serious Rare fan, what else could have happened?

Is he? I don't follow too many peoples posting habits.  I just found it funny how he make great effort to make sure which games were exclusive to the 360.

[duckman2000]

He's an ex-IGN boards type, but yeah... that's not the first thread of that type that he has started.

[Madrun Badrun]

wow, the chick at 3:25 is absolutely gorgeous

Is she ever. 

[BlueTsunami]

Rejected NBC commercial

[youtube=425,350]DkXLTODZ0pE[/youtube]

[trh]

Yeah, Goldenpp is a fanboy loon, and has only gotten worse over the past years. Then again, Xbot and serious Rare fan, what else could have happened?


Speaking of Xbots, though...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

Having to buy a full priced game to get into a beta for an entirely different game is apparently preferable to putting down a refundable $5 for a game.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12331654#post12331654 it was a deliberate attempt at trolling people

[duckman2000]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12331654#post12331654 it was a deliberate attempt at trolling people

GAF sanctioned trolling? Good grief, that forum is more deeply fucked than I had assumed.

Poor attempt by Master Chief dude though, at least going by the "rules" set for the event. If they are going to run these things, there should be some penalty for sub-standard work.

[cool breeze]

Figured it was a joke.

[Crushed]

GAF sanctioned trolling? Good grief, that forum is more deeply fucked than I had assumed.

Poor attempt by Master Chief dude though, at least going by the "rules" set for the event. If they are going to run these things, there should be some penalty for sub-standard work.

Looks like he got you too! A gold star for him.

[bagofeyes]

Maury Tortures Woman With Painful Cotton Ball Phobia, did it for the lulz.

(Image removed from quote.)

http://jezebel.com/5034482/maury-povitch-tortures-woman-with-painful-cotton-ball-phobia

 

a couple days old but whatever, I can't stop laughing at this dumb bitch.  Is this why the terrorists hate us?

  I wish I had American TV

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Yeah, it's not that fucking hard trolling something about Sony and getting a ton of distinguished mentally-challenged responses.  Anyone that wants to "win" that competiton should follow Venture's lead and defile anything Playstation related over there.

LBP would be a good place to start.

[Costanza]

Jesus christ, I just got banned for 3 weeks on GAF for talking about watching a stream of the alternate ending on the Heroes S2 dvd.

You have been banned for the following reason:
I missed the bit where impressions of pirated shit became acceptable.

Date the ban will be lifted: 08-31-2008, 08:00 PM

...

AND the mod edited my impressions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12335533&postcount=142
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12337979&postcount=144


Wasn't there an entire 3 page thread for a link to the alternate ending of I Am Legend? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249660

[cool breeze]

Yeah, it's not that fucking hard trolling something about Sony and getting a ton of distinguished mentally-challenged responses.  Anyone that wants to "win" that competiton should follow Venture's lead and defile anything Playstation related over there.

LBP would be a good place to start.

It's a shame that Nintendo doesn't have any games.  If only the Smash Bros thread was still up.  Just mention that it isn't a fighting game and watch the fireworks.

[archie4208]

Yeah, it's not that fucking hard trolling something about Sony and getting a ton of distinguished mentally-challenged responses.  Anyone that wants to "win" that competiton should follow Venture's lead and defile anything Playstation related over there.

LBP would be a good place to start.

It's a shame that Nintendo doesn't have any games.  If only the Smash Bros thread was still up.  Just mention that it isn't a fighting game and watch the fireworks.

The "Braid is Super Mario Bros for grown ups" thread riled up the nintards pretty easily. 

[demi]

Jesus christ, I just got banned for 3 weeks on GAF for talking about watching a stream of the alternate ending on the Heroes S2 dvd.

You have been banned for the following reason:
I missed the bit where impressions of pirated shit became acceptable.

Date the ban will be lifted: 08-31-2008, 08:00 PM

...

AND the mod edited my impressions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12335533&postcount=142
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12337979&postcount=144


Wasn't there an entire 3 page thread for a link to the alternate ending of I Am Legend? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249660

Get used to the misplaced standards... or just lurk more and don't contribute as much.

[Brehvolution]

Yeah, it's not that fucking hard trolling something about Sony and getting a ton of distinguished mentally-challenged responses.  Anyone that wants to "win" that competiton should follow Venture's lead and defile anything Playstation related over there.

LBP would be a good place to start.

It's a shame that Nintendo doesn't have any games.  If only the Smash Bros thread was still up.  Just mention that it isn't a fighting game and watch the fireworks.

The "Braid is Super Mario Bros for grown ups" thread riled up the nintards pretty easily. 

Yeah, I see absolutely no correlation to Donkey Kong at all.

[Grecco]

Yeah, it's not that fucking hard trolling something about Sony and getting a ton of distinguished mentally-challenged responses.  Anyone that wants to "win" that competiton should follow Venture's lead and defile anything Playstation related over there.

LBP would be a good place to start.

It's a shame that Nintendo doesn't have any games.  If only the Smash Bros thread was still up.  Just mention that it isn't a fighting game and watch the fireworks.

The "Braid is Super Mario Bros for grown ups" thread riled up the nintards pretty easily. 

Yeah, I see absolutely no correlation to Donkey Kong at all.

it was Mario vs DK actually which isnt too far off.  Makes more sense than the Mario for Grown up distinguished gentlemens

[Jansen]

Jesus christ, I just got banned for 3 weeks on GAF for talking about watching a stream of the alternate ending on the Heroes S2 dvd.

You have been banned for the following reason:
I missed the bit where impressions of pirated shit became acceptable.

Date the ban will be lifted: 08-31-2008, 08:00 PM

...

AND the mod edited my impressions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12335533&postcount=142
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12337979&postcount=144


Wasn't there an entire 3 page thread for a link to the alternate ending of I Am Legend? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249660

what was the site that mentioned watching it from?

[Costanza]

Jesus christ, I just got banned for 3 weeks on GAF for talking about watching a stream of the alternate ending on the Heroes S2 dvd.

You have been banned for the following reason:
I missed the bit where impressions of pirated shit became acceptable.

Date the ban will be lifted: 08-31-2008, 08:00 PM

...

AND the mod edited my impressions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12335533&postcount=142
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12337979&postcount=144


Wasn't there an entire 3 page thread for a link to the alternate ending of I Am Legend? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249660

what was the site that mentioned watching it from?

ninjavideo.net, it's basically the site that took over for joox/stage6 (which both had massive fucking threads on GAF IIRC where full links to movies were posted)

[Vyer]

Yeah, Goldenpp is a fanboy loon, and has only gotten worse over the past years. Then again, Xbot and serious Rare fan, what else could have happened?


Speaking of Xbots, though...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

Having to buy a full priced game to get into a beta for an entirely different game is apparently preferable to putting down a refundable $5 for a game.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12331654#post12331654 it was a deliberate attempt at trolling people

 

Kind of funny that Hoffman and tha_con were among the first to jump.

[MrAngryFace]

Rejected NBC commercial

[youtube=425,350]DkXLTODZ0pE[/youtube]

haha thats so awful

[laesperanzapaz]

[youtube=425,350]eEWcS9f4Ewo&feature=related[/youtube]

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Oh this is why: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=329932

:kylielaff Insider info.

Rejected NBC commercial

[youtube=425,350]DkXLTODZ0pE[/youtube]

haha thats so awful

[Junpei the Tracer!]

She is in IRC a lot,so maybe I will.

[Crushed]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330889

Everyone's laughing at the possibilities for a wacky kiddy content filter in Gears 2, when suddenly theBishop goes crazy and starts accusing the game of being a blackface minstrel show.

[Tucah]

I was just reading that thread

[Kestastrophe]

lol, Gaffer has buyer's remorse for 360, but was quite happy with launch N-gage

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12345738&postcount=279

[demi]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

This is your waifu?


Junpei

[Candyflip]

Oh shit

[Darunia]

oh dear lord 

[cool breeze]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

I think it was in the virtual console thread where this and some other person were claiming that good games were coming, like 100% insider info shit, but they were wrong.  I remember wanting to see what the titles were, but there was like, 9 pages of people just commenting on that shit instead.

[Crushed]

Yeah, but that was really more the fault of Nintendo changing up the schedule arbitrarily, Kagari was right about the Animal Crossing: City Folk and Pikmin.

[bagofeyes]

[youtube=425,350]xejjO3JxpRk[/youtube]

far east family band

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Yeah, but that was really more the fault of Nintendo changing up the schedule arbitrarily, Kagari was right about the Animal Crossing: City Folk and Pikmin.

Holy fuck, I could predict shit like that.

*rubs crystal ball*

I see.....Mario.....and Zelda.


I am insider.

[ferrarimanf355]

Taken from the GAF SCIV thread...
[youtube=425,350]yGFVQNOFwQg&fmt=18[/youtube]
 

[Crushed]

Yeah, but that was really more the fault of Nintendo changing up the schedule arbitrarily, Kagari was right about the Animal Crossing: City Folk and Pikmin.

Holy fuck, I could predict shit like that.

*rubs crystal ball*

I see.....Mario.....and Zelda.


I am insider.

Kagari said it would be called "City Folk" and that it would be the highlight alongside Wii Music.




On another note: Lara Croft model fap thread!

GAF:

[Candyflip]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330763

I don't even know what to say.

[muckhole]

On another note: Lara Croft model fap thread!

GAF:
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Is it just me or is that kid on her left's face condensed to the lower hemisphere of his head? It's like his forehead fought a turf war and won.

[Vizzys]

his head is down a bit while hes looking up, I hope

[Powerslave]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

(Image removed from quote.)

This is your waifu?


Junpei

oh my god she's fucking hideous

[Brehvolution]

I have seen a new low in humanity. Now I can't unsee it. :'(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12342922&postcount=194

[Vizzys]

I have seen a new low in humanity. Now I can't unsee it. :'(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12342922&postcount=194

  x infinity

[fistfulofmetal]

oh my god she's fucking hideous

wait
weren't you swooning over those other gaf beasts?

[Phoenix Dark]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

(Image removed from quote.)

This is your waifu?


Junpei

i'm black and she's got a bigger nose than me

[Tucah]

Why is my waifu banned?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=29614

(Image removed from quote.)

This is your waifu?


Junpei

Holy shit

[Flannel Boy]

You guys are just jealous of the facial hair. You always are!

[Phoenix Dark]

she has a god damn goatee.

is she actually female or is she the gaffer who had a sex change?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Gross. Someone send her a Gillette Fusion.

[Powerslave]

oh my god she's fucking hideous

wait
weren't you swooning over those other gaf beasts?

she has a moustache. Koshiba is adorable.

[Brehvolution]

I have seen a new low in humanity. Now I can't unsee it. :'(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12342922&postcount=194

My dad used to listen to ICP, then he opened his fucking eyes. Now he listens to Korn.
Yes, he bought the Haze song.

I'm not accusing ICP of anything. The level of retardism X 1M on how these folks present themselves is the true horror. I feel absolutely horrible saying this, but that baby may be better off. :'(

[Jabberwocky]

I have a new obsession.

Touhou fan music.

Touhou is a series of freeware danmaku shooters for the PC. They're all developed by a single man who goes by ZUN. Touhou is also notorious for having the most doujin works of probably anything ever (which is ironic, as these are independent projects based on an already independent series). Music is one of them. And there's a lot of really, really good Touhou fan music out there. The most popular of these groups is probably IOSYS, they're most known for "Marisa Stole the Precious Thing". Here's a few that I'm currently listening to (not by IOSYS)...





Maybe it's just me? I love this stuff.

[Costanza]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/792620216.html

Okay men, I have a fetish for small penises. The smaller the better. If your cock is 5 inches or smaller (when you are hard) than I am interested in meeting you. I don't want sex from you. I won't even give you a blow job. I just want you to come over and masturbate for me. That's assuming that you have enough of a penis to be able to stroke it in front of me.

So if you have an exhibitionist streak in you, and a very small penis...then please send me an email. Heck you can include a pic if you want. If I like what I see then, we'll make arrangements. You get off, I get a show, everyone is happy.

***Please be serious. Don't send me stupid links, and men with large dicks, don't write me and tell me what I'm missing. Maybe in the future I'll get off on seeing a dude with 11 inches jack off, but right now I like 'em small and almost non-existent.***

***Please be between the ages of 21-40. I repeat...no one over the age of 40. And NO ONE under the age of 21. If you are too young or too old...I'm NOT interested.***
   
   

lol

[Brehvolution]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/792620216.html

Okay men, I have a fetish for small penises. The smaller the better. If your cock is 5 inches or smaller (when you are hard) than I am interested in meeting you. I don't want sex from you. I won't even give you a blow job. I just want you to come over and masturbate for me. That's assuming that you have enough of a penis to be able to stroke it in front of me.

So if you have an exhibitionist streak in you, and a very small penis...then please send me an email. Heck you can include a pic if you want. If I like what I see then, we'll make arrangements. You get off, I get a show, everyone is happy.

***Please be serious. Don't send me stupid links, and men with large dicks, don't write me and tell me what I'm missing. Maybe in the future I'll get off on seeing a dude with 11 inches jack off, but right now I like 'em small and almost non-existent.***

***Please be between the ages of 21-40. I repeat...no one over the age of 40. And NO ONE under the age of 21. If you are too young or too old...I'm NOT interested.***
   
   

lol

Is that a joke? smh

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That is clearly a joke in hopes of collecting enough pictures of small dicks to be put on some blog for the lulz.