The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Human Snorenado]

I don't particularly like Sp0rsk, but I'm constantly surprised how he could be de-modded, yet not Amir0x, who stirs more shit than anyone on the staff.

Just fyi, you don't get de-modded for stirring up shit.  You get de-modded for speaking out against big daddy Evilore/GAF.

But don't worry.  He's all against groupthink.  The man made a thread about it!

I'm perm'd.  It's official- the Triumph-less Era of GAF has begun.  Enjoy your mediocrity, wankers.

[Rman]

End of an era.   I remember when you posted on the gaming side years ago.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I'm perm'd.  It's official- the Triumph-less Era of GAF has begun.  Enjoy your mediocrity, wankers.

Their loss.  Our gain.

[Phoenix Dark]

Type up what you guys want to say to invite them and I'll give them the PM.

you shouldn't openly talk about that. the GAF mods read this thread and they look at people's PMs

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

the GAF mods read this thread and they look at people's PMs

That's the greatest thing about this thread.  I can call Evilore a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow here and know that he or one of his IRC lapdogs are reading it.

[Brehvolution]

[Joe Molotov]

Uh, he's talked about modding at GAF before and EviLore knows that he posts here.  Sometimes he even uses the same avatar.  It isn't a secret identity or anything.

I know.  It is just a habit of mine not volunteer information on behalf of others in a <i>public</i> forum.  That's why I offered via PM.  Let them do it themselves in a public forum.  That's all. 

Sorry, Freedom of Information Act.

[Greatness Gone]

Mods really can read Private Messages?  Are you sure PD?  If so...wtf..

I gave people tips on anal sex through PM once. :-/

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't think the mods are half as bad as a lot of you make them out to be.  PoliGAF was fucked far before Amir0x's recent modding behavior. 

Type up what you guys want to say to invite them and I'll give them the PM.

you shouldn't openly talk about that. the GAF mods read this thread and they look at people's PMs

I haven't written the message yet.  I was waiting until I heard a greater consensus.

[siamesedreamer]

I'm perm'd.  It's official- the Triumph-less Era of GAF has begun.  Enjoy your mediocrity, wankers.

And just like that, the Braves contingent was wiped off the face of GAF...

Except Grecco I guess. Damn dude, you've got too many names. Can't keep up.

[ferrarimanf355]

Is this not the slickest driving ever? 
[youtube=425,350]9zc304YToTc[/youtube]

[Kestastrophe]

I wish Astrolad was here.  He's one of my favorites

Isn't he the journalist that was going to write a story about how several internet memes were started at GAF (when in fact they weren't)? Yeah, no thanks

[PhoenixWright]

I demand fairness in modding!
I'm not going to ask to be unbanned for missing one line in a huge OP, but I demand everyone who did the same thing in ther same thread share my fate.

This thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333562

People that missed the line "6. You can only pick ONE game. Choose wisely - that's the strategy. If you're knocked out, you're out and can't knock anyone else out."
Anasui Kishibe - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12627977&postcount=440
Famicom (he corrected it, but he did do it initially, and there's still more than one game, one of which is a pc game in the picture - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12617254&postcount=102

People that missed the line "3. No import games. If you live in Japan - keep in mind that the general population of the forum is from NA, and that it wouldn't be fair if you chose a Japanese game. If you're from Europe/Japan/elsewhere, try to find a game that was localized in NA (meaning show the US version). Of course it'll be hard for me to check, so be honest : )."
(Unless this pirate was released in the US) Ninja Scooter - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12626433&postcount=417
Osuwari - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12618792&postcount=216
JEKKI - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12619183&postcount=236
Bootaaay (again, corrected it, but did it and picture's still there) - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12619290&postcount=241
Decon - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12621052&postcount=284
CurlySaysX - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12621088&postcount=285
Netto-Kun (also more than one) - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12624019&postcount=354

People that missed the line "4. Only console games. Handheld games are in."
Solideliquid - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12617502&postcount=145
farnham - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12618776&postcount=214

People that missed the line "5. From 1985 to present."
Gary Whitta - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12625531&postcount=398

Remember now, don't unban me, ban all those people.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

What the fuck?

[Bildi]

What the fuck are you on about PhoenixWright?

[PhoenixWright]

What the fuck are you on about PhoenixWright?

I got banned for not reading the OP and posting PC games in tha thread. I'm the only one there who has been banned.

[Grecco]

The "Not read the op" is one of the shittyest reasons to ban people (ive been banned for it).

[Bildi]

I got banned for not reading the OP and posting PC games in tha thread. I'm the only one there who has been banned.

I agree it's a distinguished mentally-challenged rule.  And one of many reasons why it's not worth posting there even if you aren't banned.

[Bildi]

Is this not the slickest driving ever? 
[youtube=425,350]9zc304YToTc[/youtube]

Wow, that's awesome alright.  I'm not really into drift, but the precision of drivers who can drift well is pretty amazing.

[Van Cruncheon]

astrolad is fuck awesome

[Bildi]

I'm another Astrolad fan, great poster.

[cool breeze]

Astrolad is great, but I can almost never detect if he is joking or not. 

[Bildi]

I didn't realise you're linkzg - I only found out the other day from the gamertag thread.  I liked you on gaf too.

[Greatness Gone]

Astrolad is a smug little bitch, IMO.

You know what user I really like? A Black Falcon. He's like, the most knowledgeable nerd on GAF. I love reading his posts.

[Bildi]

I've said it before here - A Black Falcon is a nice guy but all his posts are short novels.

[Bildi]

I've said it before here - A Black Falcon is a nice guy but all his posts are short novels.

At least they're readable.  Thank god I haven't seen much of that Dr. Gakman or whatever his name was.  He was like Palin's 5th child version of A Black Falcon.

I agree they are perfectly readable so if you want to read them they don't cause a headache at least.

I still want to see Haunted One and Fernoca over here, but I know neither is interested.

[cool breeze]

I didn't realise you're linkzg - I only found out the other day from the gamertag thread.  I liked you on gaf too.

Thanks.  I am actually surprised by how those that I liked on gaf post here. 

And Haunted One is now just Haunted.  I am confused about when and why that happened.

[Costanza]

Type up what you guys want to say to invite them and I'll give them the PM.

you shouldn't openly talk about that. the GAF mods read this thread and they look at people's PMs

i've used the vbulletin admin thingy before and you can't read member's PMs

[Grecco]

Some forums you can read pms.

[T-Short]

Mods really can read Private Messages?  Are you sure PD?  If so...wtf..

no

[Tundra]

It's interesting, i remember a lot of the names you just dropped, but i think i would need to see their avatars to get connected to their writings over there at GAF.

Also, whats wrong with Sporsk? I don't get the hate for him over here, since i always felt he was one of the friendlier mods at GAF, but i have to admit i don't know what his banning practices were. And it's weird to see him still hanging around there, even though he ist just a normal "mortal" being like all the others now. I think i would have just went away from that place alltogether, or got at least another username...

[Kestastrophe]

I wish Astrolad was here.  He's one of my favorites

Isn't he the journalist that was going to write a story about how several internet memes were started at GAF (when in fact they weren't)? Yeah, no thanks

Uhh...astrolad is a very tongue-in-cheek sarcastic person.  He's actually a lawyer, but he's fooled people many times.  See:  his "stance" on buying/selling used games.  He's really a cool dude and quite intelligent.  It's just funny how often he gets people to fall for his sarcasm.

He also said something about how he keeps a spreadsheet of every poster so he can remember who's who - he was completely joking, but everyone fell for it.  Man...I can't remember some of the others.  He does it in a way that never gets old and always makes you wonder if/when he's being serious.  I guess it's not for everyone, but he's alright in my book.

Heh, well he definitely had me fooled

[Crushed]

goddamn brownouts no internet access at home for over a day grumble

[Greatness Gone]

Does anybody have any info on tnw? I miss him. :-(

[T-Short]

Does anybody have any info on tnw? I miss him. :-(

on the other forum, you mean? permed.

[T-Short]

I want to invite Wollan, Kittonwy, Dante, SSX and Beisch here

fuck you

[Brehvolution]

[youtube=425,350]zvtDiPt6s24[/youtube]

I still can't believe this exists.

[siamesedreamer]

I want to invite Wollan, Kittonwy, Dante, SSX and Beisch here

no

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Brehvolution]

[Candyflip]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12636571&postcount=80

x 10000000

[ferrarimanf355]

Is this not the slickest driving ever? 
[youtube=425,350]9zc304YToTc[/youtube]

Wow, that's awesome alright.  I'm not really into drift, but the precision of drivers who can drift well is pretty amazing.

This is the road barrier avoidance test. Points are awarded... for style. 
[youtube=425,350]aelc-Xf04dg[/youtube]

While I'm at it, I saw a '09 Challenger in Vanishing Point White the other day. It looked awesome.

[T-Short]

http://rapidlibrary.com/

man, the "recent searches" list for this is fucking hilarious

[T-Short]

"my gym partner s a monkey that darn platypus"

"public panty poop"

"dog fucking indian girl woman"

[Candyflip]

"Helen Mirren nude"

Can't blame that guy

[Kestastrophe]

lol

"danielle cheeseburger"

"monkey fucking woman pussy"

[cloudwalking]

grannies piss shit 

[Eric P]

grannies piss shit 

that sounds like something they may want to have their doctor look at

[ferrarimanf355]

[youtube=425,350]1D8qwa2wfjM[/youtube]
FoMoCo knows their speed. 

[ferrarimanf355]

Dear GT-R fanboys,

Fuck you.

Signed,
Viper Nation

P.S. Just imagine the laptimes with a driver who doesn't hit the rev limiter like a moran. 

[youtube=425,350]tdH4-gUF7cQ[/youtube]

[Greatness Gone]

"Dad Fuck Daughter"

"Mistress Cleopatra"

"Naked Female Body Builders"

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

[Madrun Badrun]

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

link?  kiki is fucking hot with a nice Aussie accent. 

[Tabasco]

I want to invite Wollan, Kittonwy, Dante, SSX and Beisch here

fuck you

Don't you wanna have hot, info packed, hype threads over here too?

[Tucah]

Yeah, please no Wollan here.

[Candyflip]

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

link?  kiki is fucking hot with a nice Aussie accent. 

That's Kiki Vidis, not Kiki Daire. And a part of me is very sad that I knew this

[Madrun Badrun]

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

link?  kiki is fucking hot with a nice Aussie accent. 

That's Kiki Vidis, not Kiki Daire. And a part of me is very sad that I knew this

SMH!


*goes and fires up utorrent. 

[duckman2000]

Don't you wanna have hot, info packed, hype threads over here too?

I don't mind informative "hype" threads, but I can't say I relish the idea of having his stuff here. And where he goes, his group follows. That, and his Resistance deal is purely bandwagon; it's almost as if he's trying to gradually claim it to be his hyped game. Weird.

[Brehvolution]

Can you imagine the responses to a Wollan hype thread?

*wall of text*

Replies
Borys: Sfags are ruining the forum.

Pilnov: Leave this shit on gaf sfag

Prof Prole: RSX budget gpu

Scenester: Who the fuck let this tard in?

JustinP: Great read Wollan!

etc...

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[duckman2000]

No joke, I'm almost positive Wollan is a viral marketer.  The word gets tossed around a lot, but if anyone qualifies, it's him.

I don't think he's employed by anyone though, he's just deeply nested in the Playstation forums. It wouldn't necessarily surprise me if he had some ulterior motives though, maybe he wants to become a viral marketer. But that would still probably just be because he's this massive Sony-everything fan.

Can you imagine the responses to a Wollan hype thread?

You don't need a hype thread for that. Just make a fairly positive thread with some basic information, and you'll get at least Borys going.

[Tabasco]

No joke, I'm almost positive Wollan is a viral marketer.  The word gets tossed around a lot, but if anyone qualifies, it's him.

I've said the same about he and gofreak before.  I defy anyone to find a comment critical of Sony in any of their posts.  The only time they even approach a negative comment, it is to set up how much worse MS or Nintendo are at doing something.

White Man has said in the past that since there's no smoking gun, they stay.

Oh, and invite this guy too plz.

Edit:  duckman, he was in an internal GT5: P beta.  He was in the Home internal beta.  He's posted about that on GAF.  So while there may be no money, there is tit for tat.  Not that Wollan is alone.  m0dus and FightyF are both MS MVPs, and that nets you lots of shit.  They all got the $800 Halo 3 kit last year.

[Grecco]

800 dollar halo kits? Where can i get part of that action. Im willing to shill myself for whatever garbage shovelware game if it means free stuff.

Buy Bill Potter Kid wizard now! amazing game. Spectacular graphics.


Anyways

David Duchovany is just like you and me
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0559753/

hes addicted to online porn. Wonder if he has a tnaflix account