The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[pilonv1]

i have wollan on my xbl friends list

[Crushed]

I used to think Wollan was a plant, but I think he really is just distinguished mentally-challenged in love with Sony.  Well, with the PS3, anyway.  I don't see him crop up much in PSP threads.

wollanartwork.jpg

[Brehvolution]

<3 Wollan

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Home will be the biggest 'surprise' event of the year and it will change a lot of peoples opinions. You will see extreme forum activity dedicated to it across all multiplatform or PS3 dedicated communities be this NeoGAF bowling Tuesdays, NeoGAF friday night hangouts, beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment streaming on his Bravia, live interview with David Jaffe in the Twisted Metal space, world exclusive unveiling of the Killzone 2 trailer 2 exclusively in Home on Christmas day, casuals hanging out in the Maxim clubhouse...etc...etc. Home will be the biggest and most important software application this generation.

Rawr

[Flannel Boy]

HOME

[Brehvolution]

What are you going to do if he is right?

[fistfulofmetal]

does jett have an account here?
he's a pretty cool dood.

edit:
appears so

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

What are you going to do if he is right?

You mean we'll be actually looking at beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment on his Bravia and going to a NeoGaf bowling night with David Jaffe?  

*shiver*

Hold me Jesus.

[Brehvolution]

What are you going to do if he is right?

If he is right Home will still be a collosal piece of shit, just like XBox avatars and Miis

I dunno. Maybe you are right. I guess we'll wait and see.

[cool breeze]

I watched some videos of Home on IGN.  That shit looks more boring than the Neocron beta I was in years ago.  Is there even voice chat?

[Brehvolution]

What are you going to do if he is right?

You mean we'll be actually looking at beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment on his Bravia and going to a NeoGaf bowling night with David Jaffe?  

*shiver*

Hold me Jesus.

That sounds pretty cool to me if it is possible.
*shrugs*

[Joe Molotov]

I want to invite Wollan, Kittonwy, Dante, SSX and Beisch here

That's cool, invite them all over here. We'll spank their little bottoms and send them running back to GAF. 

[Joe Molotov]

"Dad Fuck Daughter"

"Mistress Cleopatra"

"Naked Female Body Builders"

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

 

[Brehvolution]

I guess there is a bigger cesspool of humanity than I thought. smh

[pilonv1]

I liked that "the most important software application this generation" isn't a game

[Joe Molotov]

I liked that "the most important software application this generation" isn't a game

That's because it's Wii Fit.

[Greatness Gone]

"Dad Fuck Daughter"

"Mistress Cleopatra"

"Naked Female Body Builders"

"bangbros monster of cock kiki daire part 2 rar"

Uh...

(Image removed from quote.)

 

Onion booty? 

[pilonv1]

SACKED BOY

[Beezy]

So school has started once again and I'm extremely bored. Time for me to waste away on youtube once again.

[youtube=425,350]BCV5yGKWjv4[/youtube]

I wish I was as cool as the dude on the Casio keyboard.

[laesperanzapaz]

Does anybody have any info on tnw? I miss him. :-(

on the other forum, you mean? permed.

hm what happend to that guy? he was always ok in my book

my fave gay poster imo

[Jansen]

I watched some videos of Home on IGN.  That shit looks more boring than the Neocron beta I was in years ago.  Is there even voice chat?

[youtube=425,350]7LwYuXU4p8Q[/youtube]

home

[demi]

I was joking dudes. smh.

Anyway does TToB post here? He is ultra-cool.

No, and no he is not, you fucking loser. You should probably be quiet and play on your 4:3 monitor

[Positive Touch]

TToB is basically a fucking racist and having his stupid ass over here shitting up threads would really suck.

[UseYurBrain]

Type up what you guys want to say to invite them and I'll give them the PM.

Just let them know that there's a magical land full of gay subtext and COMPLETELY DEVOID of amirox and spoirskljflksjlkkjsss.  Oh, and that Triumph is now exclusivo over here.

LETS GO METS!!!! BRAVES SUCK!

whats wrong with GAF?? all the good posters get banned.

This new class of posters will never compare to all the posters that migrated here.  Its like Saved by the Bell going against Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

[Enl]

[youtube=425,350]WsSx5NA6sXw&hl=en&fs=1[/youtube]

Wow someone finally released a whole video of this. Disturbing...

[Greatness Gone]

How can Cosmic Bus still be a virgin? He really needs to learn how to get some dudes. I'd probably do him. He has gorgeous hair.

[Powerslave]

ugh

[Kestastrophe]

Holy shit it's Opie

[Candyflip]

What gif was this?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12646671&postcount=3
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12646696&postcount=13

[Tundra]

David Duchovany is just like you and me
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0559753/

hes addicted to online porn. Wonder if he has a tnaflix account

"from an obsession with online porn - of which Leoni is allegedly aware of and has been supportive"

I get some weird images in my mind popping up...

[Brehvolution]

What are you going to do if he is right?

You mean we'll be actually looking at beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment on his Bravia and going to a NeoGaf bowling night with David Jaffe?   

*shiver*

Hold me Jesus.

That sounds pretty cool to me if it is possible.
*shrugs*

I can't believe you'd knowingly cavort with a pedo.  Or a non-mojovonio Quebecor.  Not sure which is worse.

Who's the pedo? Kittonwy??? I thought he was married and had a kid....

[Tundra]

What are you going to do if he is right?

You mean we'll be actually looking at beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment on his Bravia and going to a NeoGaf bowling night with David Jaffe?   

*shiver*

Hold me Jesus.

That sounds pretty cool to me if it is possible.
*shrugs*

I can't believe you'd knowingly cavort with a pedo.  Or a non-mojovonio Quebecor.  Not sure which is worse.

Who's the pedo? Kittonwy??? I thought he was married and had a kid....

They're one in the same...............................

pics?

[Powerslave]

cant you feggits talk without quoting eachother

[Candyflip]

That thread is going to be a graveyard in a second. That video is hilarious though HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?! HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!

[drew]

WHEN HAS-BEEN RAPPERS RECEIVE A MOVIE BUDGET

[youtube=425,350]eb8RLHboC-8[/youtube]



it's the hip-hop Mama Mia.

[bud]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333913

standing when whiping your ass is news to me

does anyone else do that?

[Candyflip]

No, that's more silly than wiping back to front

[John Dunbar]

What the fuck is wrong with those people saying their hands might touch the water? And one even said his dick touches the water. I just measured my toilet, there's roughly 10 inches from the seat to the water. How the hell would that happen? Goddamn standers.

[Greatness Gone]

And one even said his dick touches the water. I just measured my toilet, there's roughly 10 inches from the seat to the water. How the hell would that happen?

I would like to meet this person.

Oh, and the The Dark Knight screener is out. This will have to do until I buy my Special Edition Blu-Ray version IN FUCKING DECEMBER. ;_;

[y2kev]

how do you become an xbot mvp? I could sell my dignity for free games no questions asked. i have some cred on gaf, hit me up MS 201-702-4230.

[Grecco]

Im not and im willing to shill.

Will Shill for games

[Brehvolution]

Im not and im willing to shill.

Will Shill for games

Nice soul.

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[y2kev]

how do you become an xbot mvp? I could sell my dignity for free games no questions asked. i have some cred on gaf, hit me up MS 201-702-4230.

They probably won't be interested in you, Kev.  You've been a bit too frisky with their competition.

oh this is so not true!

but if it IS true then I have insider info on the enemy!

[BamYouHaveAids]

What the fuck is wrong with those people saying their hands might touch the water? And one even said his dick touches the water. I just measured my toilet, there's roughly 10 inches from the seat to the water. How the hell would that happen? Goddamn standers.

your hand could slip and touch the inner rim of the seat or something, weirdo. i can't believe people on this forum sit while wiping their ass: like animals. it's all about the half squat.

[Tabasco]

You have to be nominated by an MS employee.  Basically being active in the community.  Running a fan site (MAF & Wilco?), being active on a message board.  Evangelizing the brand.  The catch is it's a yearly thing.  You have to earn your keep by whoring every year.  I have no doubt Sony has a similar setup with it's GAP.  Nintendo and Apple probably have enough nutjobs as fans to do that stuff for free.

[demi]

how do you become an xbot mvp? I could sell my dignity for free games no questions asked. i have some cred on gaf, hit me up MS 201-702-4230.

They probably won't be interested in you, Kev.  You've been a bit too frisky with their competition.

oh this is so not true!

but if it IS true then I have insider info on the enemy!

you dont have insider shit. stfu.

[fistfulofmetal]

Someone go post this:
[youtube=425,350]Y150Lm4kZ_M[/youtube]

(It's a cover of this for Reference)
In this thread:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333956

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333913

standing when whiping your ass is news to me

does anyone else do that?

I don't know why, but that made me think of this -

[youtube=425,350]ME-RSE-qtgI[/youtube]

[y2kev]

You have to be nominated by an MS employee.  Basically being active in the community.  Running a fan site (MAF & Wilco?), being active on a message board.  Evangelizing the brand.  The catch is it's a yearly thing.  You have to earn your keep by whoring every year.  I have no doubt Sony has a similar setup with it's GAP.  Nintendo and Apple probably have enough nutjobs as fans to do that stuff for free.

Nominated by an MS employee? 

[Beezy]

[youtube=425,350]21OH0wlkfbc[/youtube]

 

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=425,350]oSPLGzQz97M[/youtube]

[trippingmartian]

An interesting list by the Edge crew

http://www.edge-online.com/features/oh-my-god?page=0%2C1

[Tristam]

What the fuck is wrong with those people saying their hands might touch the water? And one even said his dick touches the water. I just measured my toilet, there's roughly 10 inches from the seat to the water. How the hell would that happen? Goddamn standers.

Most Gaffers' dicks are more than ten inches. I know because that's what they said in a thread about the ideal penis size.

[drohne]

You have to be nominated by an MS employee.

i hereby demand that one of evilbore's ms crew nominate me as an xbot mvp

stop buying off people who will shill your crap for free!

[TVC15]

You have to be nominated by an MS employee.

i hereby demand that one of evilbore's ms crew nominate me as an xbot mvp

stop buying off people who will shill your crap for free!

You'd probably have to work in Xbox and have one of them cushy PR jobs to do the nominating.  I will, however, nominate you to be a TVC MVP.

[drohne]

xbox mvps get elaborate halo swag bags

tvc mvps get buggerings in dumpsters :'(

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333974

[TVC15]

drohne, I will also let you have some quantity of my unused "dental candy."  With enough percocet, you won't even care what you are sucking on or being pleasured with.  It will all be like floating on a cloud. 

[Tieno]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333974

He should first go make a hype and info thread with a big banner. Maybe then he'll draw some attention.

[Brehvolution]

drohne