The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Himu]

[Reb]

Somebody once screencapped a guest printing a crazy topic.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=21301.0

I wanted to look for it, but I knew somebody would help me out.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=339507

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[Kestastrophe]

I'd never noticed before that the monkey actually stops pissing and gives it a shake.

That's a monkey?? I always thought that it was a squirrel.

Don't feel bad, I did too.

What kind of countries do you live in people that don't have zoos?

s m h

Kalamazoo lol

Seriously though, that thing looks just like a squirrel

[Joe Molotov]

Somebody once screencapped a guest printing a crazy topic.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=21301.0

I wanted to look for it, but I knew somebody would help me out.

How about this one?



I think Unknown Action is a code word for HAXXORZORING YOR FORUMZ.

[Brehvolution]

The printing of the topics is very strange.

[Powerslave]

what the fuck did that even mean

[Darunia]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13303941

Tieno

[TVC15]

gonna have to burst that mystery bubble for you guys. the printing simply means that they're looking at the printer optimized version of the thread. which in turn means that they probably reached those through google or more likely: it's all just search bots. yeah :/

Could that be people viewing the rss feed, too?

Somebody should make an Evilbore-less version of our official thread guy.

[castle007]

permabanned from neogaf 

I didn't do anything wrong. Apparently they accused me of supporting wife beating, and a person with an IQ of 10 who can read knows that this isn't the case. Fucked up forum

[demi]

You gonna beat your wife? Take a cue from Borys?

[BlackMage]

permabanned from neogaf 

I didn't do anything wrong. Apparently they accused me of supporting wife beating, and a person with an IQ of 10 who can read knows that this isn't the case. Fucked up forum

what did you say?

[trh]

holy shit tieno that topic is fucking hilarious

edit: and they're cocks if they lock that topic. it's perfect like that.

[Joe Molotov]

permabanned from neogaf 

I didn't do anything wrong. Apparently they accused me of supporting wife beating, and a person with an IQ of 10 who can read knows that this isn't the case. Fucked up forum

Sounds like you got Dragowned.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

permabanned from neogaf 

I didn't do anything wrong. Apparently they accused me of supporting wife beating, and a person with an IQ of 10 who can read knows that this isn't the case. Fucked up forum

[Tieno]

Some people are already feeling uneasy there's no 14 post OP.

[castle007]

I am guessing either Evilore or Shouta banned me.

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503544256

When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.

How the fuck am I supporting wife beating??? I was basically explaining explaining the rules and the laws from my other posts which included that link. Any sane person would know that I wasn't supporting it or promoting it. But I guess that the mods just don't like me.

I heard that White Man has been trying to get me banned for a while, but he didn't have a reason

[cool breeze]

If you're talking about my post there, I'm just joking around.  I thought that was obvious but people take it seriously.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13303941

Tieno

Awesome

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Fuck everyone for being too afraid to do an official thread like that for LBP

[castle007]

I am guessing either Evilore or Shouta banned me.

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503544256

When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.

How the fuck am I supporting wife beating??? I was basically explaining explaining the rules and the laws from my other posts which included that link. Any sane person would know that I wasn't supporting it or promoting it. But I guess that the mods just don't like me.

I heard that White Man has been trying to get me banned for a while, but he didn't have a reason

well you explained it perfectly, i thought the context was different...

but you shouldn't have used the word "hit" and should've also explained how it's prohibited in Islam to hit ANYONE in the face...

and that if you hurt her then an eye for an eye...

again using the word "hit" is where you made your mistake.

EDIT: it's more of a "snap out of it" than "hitting" tbh but i'm really sorry for you man.

 

yeah, I think I used the word. "hit" was the wrong one. But I even mentioned that it is not hitting as people might picture it. It is as you said "snap out of it". But the mods over there are so ban happy. It is crazy. Oh well.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Fuck everyone for being too afraid to do an official thread like that for LBP

why didn't you do it, weren't you the one who thought about making one like that ?

That was jarosh

  jarosh

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I admit that sometimes I browse some of the older threads.  Only if I'm extremely bored though.

I would have done the LBP thread too but alas, I'm banned until the 4th of January.

Regarding the wife beating, generally GAF has the tendency to push the bounds of misogyny pretty far.  Rape Time was a pretty popular (ie, overdone) meme for quite some time before the mods put their foot down over it.  There's still a big amount of members there that only refer to women as bitches.  So as much as it sucks, I kind of understand why they would auto permaban someone for remotely suggesting wife beating, even if other people probably mentioned it in another thread.

[Tieno]

  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13304743&postcount=119 poor guy  :'(

[BlackMage]

  why would you say white man has been trying to get you banned? I doubt he cares. Unless you mean the white man as in THE white man.

[CurseoftheGods]

sometimes beating her is the only way to get your point across

[Jansen]

now watch your op get edited to include that shit.

[TVC15]

I don't think I was ever specifically looking to ban you.  I mean, I don't like you, but there are plenty of posters I don't like that I don't ban.  I only ban when I have a 100% solid reason.  I am glad you are banned, though.  A nice surprise on a Monday.  I barely ever ban, meself.

[castle007]

I admit that sometimes I browse some of the older threads.  Only if I'm extremely bored though.

I would have done the LBP thread too but alas, I'm banned until the 4th of January.

Regarding the wife beating, generally GAF has the tendency to push the bounds of misogyny pretty far.  Rape Time was a pretty popular (ie, overdone) meme for quite some time before the mods put their foot down over it.  There's still a big amount of members there that only refer to women as bitches.  So as much as it sucks, I kind of understand why they would auto permaban someone for remotely suggesting wife beating, even if other people probably mentioned it in another thread.

what is even worse, is the hypocracy in the forum. I lost count at how many times I have seen threads and posts about pedobear. But that is acceptable :|

I am not promoting anything close to wifebeating. I am a harmless human being and the last thing I could do is hit a woman

[CurseoftheGods]

the trick is not to disfigure her (permanently)

[castle007]

I don't think I was ever specifically looking to ban you.  I mean, I don't like you, but there are plenty of posters I don't like that I don't ban.  I only ban when I have a 100% solid reason.  I am glad you are banned, though.  A nice surprise on a Monday.  I barely ever ban, meself.

wait.. you are WhiteMan?? 

and what did I ever do to you?

[Brehvolution]

If she punches like a man, she should expect to get punched back like a man.

[CurseoftheGods]

I don't think I was ever specifically looking to ban you.  I mean, I don't like you, but there are plenty of posters I don't like that I don't ban.  I only ban when I have a 100% solid reason.  I am glad you are banned, though.  A nice surprise on a Monday.  I barely ever ban, meself.

wait.. you are WhiteMan?? 

and what did I ever do to you?

Yeah, he's White Man. He's actually one of the better mods on GAF's OT.

[TVC15]

Actually, I think I had you confused with someone else, lol, actually.  Sorry, I don't think/am not sure I hate you

Why did you think I wanted to ban you?

[castle007]

by the way, do you guys like castlevania  

is there an official thread for the new game on here?

edit: found it

[castle007]

Actually, I think I had you confused with someone else, lol, actually.  Sorry, I don't think/am not sure I hate you

Why did you think I wanted to ban you?

now that is a secret.. 

I can't tell you

[Bildi]

Kick her in the cunt.

[TVC15]

Oh wait, you have primitive vews on homosexuality.  Yeah, that's distinguished mentally-challenged, but I don't hate you over that.  I don't ban on gay issues shit either, unless it's an obvious cigarillo blast or something.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Kick her in the cunt.

I would have lost it if you said something in reference to fisting.

[CurseoftheGods]

TVC, did you mean me instead? :'(

[castle007]

Oh wait, you have primitive vews on homosexuality.  Yeah, that's distinguished mentally-challenged, but I don't hate you over that.  I don't ban on gay issues shit either, unless it's an obvious cigarillo blast or something.

I would never hate anybody unless they harmed me in some way, but even then I might forgive them.

[TVC15]

TVC, did you mean me instead? :'(

You?  Why would I hate you?  The only people I truly hate are Nintendo fans.  Even some Sony fans are redeemable.

[CurseoftheGods]

TVC, did you mean me instead? :'(

You?  Why would I hate you?  The only people I truly hate are Nintendo fans.  Even some Sony fans are redeemable.

[Greatness Gone]

I guess Evilore ain't that bad after all.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13304627&postcount=70

Too bad castle is currently logged in here right now.

[Tieno]

And it's closed http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339523&page=3 so uptight...mods want their fancy viral marketted ops.

Never stood a chance

[Great Rumbler]

And it's closed http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339523&page=3 so uptight...mods want their fancy viral marketted ops.

Never stood a chance

You did the best you could and that's all that matters.  :'(

[Bildi]

smh

That thread was awesome.  They should remove the pole from their asses.

[castle007]

I guess Evilore ain't that bad after all.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13304627&postcount=70

Too bad castle is currently logged in here right now.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  you are here too?

 

how did you find out about this place?

[Greatness Gone]

Leper this filth.

[castle007]

Leper this filth.

look who is talking 

my only regret is that I got permabanned before you did.

[pilonv1]

wtf

greatness gone

[Greatness Gone]

lol, i'm never getting permabanned. See, the things I say are outrageous, not competely fucking wrong.

WIFE BEATING. 

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13303941

Tieno

oh my fuck, I can't believe people were so worried about it.  actually, it's gaf, guess that was expected.

[Draft]

The locking of Tieno's FO3 thread has poisoned GAF to me.

It was not only hilarious, it was an absolutely spot on skewering of these bloated, ridiculous things that official threads have become.

[Don Flamenco]

The locking of Tieno's FO3 thread has poisoned GAF to me.

It was not only hilarious, it was an absolutely spot on skewering of these bloated, ridiculous things that official threads have become.

I'm definitely making one as soon as I get unbanned....3 months from now 

[treythemovie]

Good news --- Castle is banned from gaf
Bad news --- that means he'll be posting here more often :/

[Greatness Gone]

Believes in wife beating
Hates gays
Stains threads with dumb jokes

[treythemovie]

why does everyone hate the guy? (at least give us some heads up )

homophonic, gay hating n-tard who makes crap threads with lying thread titles. Not the haha funny crap threads, just the crap kind.

[castle007]

Greatness Gone, you should be the last person on earth to complain about another user. You are quite possibly the worst user ever

[Greatness Gone]

Welcome to the bear den, my precious bottom bitch.