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patrickula

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It's already getting there.  Alot of quality members are already banned or pretty much never post there anymore anyway (many post here  :-*).
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13414092&postcount=98 Bruce's response... has some weird line breaks like he C+P'ed from an email.  Looks like he always does this?  Makes it read like the G-Man's voice.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14221 on: October 29, 2008, 12:53:29 PM »
TIENO +1000
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Don Flamenco

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14222 on: October 29, 2008, 12:59:32 PM »
Tieno should be hired to make every official thread. 

It's evilore's forum and he can do what he wants, it's just kind of gaudy and reads like an advertisement.  and a lot of people who make those OPs say they're trying to get people to buy the game, which is kind of over the line, imho.  Sales age is distinguished mentally-challenged, lets just discuss the games...oh yeah, that's why I'm here.  :-*

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14223 on: October 29, 2008, 01:24:10 PM »
 sonarrat's avatar confuses the hell out of me  :lol   

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I JUST CARE ABOUT THE GAME MAN I'M AN ENTHUSIAST

THIS IS JUST CREATIVITY, DO YOU NOT WANT US TO LIKE THE GAME
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Wow, Sony fans appreciate a topic about a Sony game?

Good jon detectives.
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I'm almost 100% positive, tyler pays him for these threads.

It's probably the other way around.
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Brehvolution

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Wow, Sony fans appreciate a topic about a Sony game?

Good jon detectives.

Seriously. It's funny that Tieno sites a 360 exclusive game thread as the "proper" way to make an official thread and gets daps by the xfags back here. Can you fegs complain about anything more worthless?
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Wow, Sony fans appreciate a topic about a Sony game?

Good jon detectives.

Seriously. It's funny that Tieno sites a 360 exclusive game thread as the "proper" way to make an official thread and gets daps by the xfags back here. Can you distinguished effete fellows complain about anything more worthless?
Complaining about complaining, you effet fellow? Anything more worthless?
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Just making sure you guys understand that you are doing the very same thing that you hate sfags for doing. That it's ok to fawn over a 360 game but pathetic when you do for a PS3 game. How can you be "better" when you do the exact same thing you hate the others for doing?
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14230 on: October 29, 2008, 04:02:00 PM »
i don't know what's sadder: the people who make those giant op's or the people that actually care enough to complain about them. just use your fucking manuals. smh
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14231 on: October 29, 2008, 04:06:03 PM »
I can't watch Days of Our Lives during school, this is the next best thing?  :lol 


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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14232 on: October 29, 2008, 04:31:21 PM »
I don't care about overdone official threads for games, but when you make banners and icons and little animated gifs and walls of text for firmware updates or trailers for big games, that's fucking lame.
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Wow, Sony fans appreciate a topic about a Sony game?

Good jon detectives.

Seriously. It's funny that Tieno sites a 360 exclusive game thread as the "proper" way to make an official thread and gets daps by the xfags back here. Can you distinguished effete fellows complain about anything more worthless?

Did you even read the NG2 OT?  It was all tongue-in-cheek and that's why people liked it.
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Zero Hero is right though. You guys really wouldn't be whining like this if it wasn't for a PS3 exclusive (or did I miss the great backlash following the Gears of War 2 thread?) You know it's true so just fucking admit it already. What is it, anger that Sony fanboys are so remarkably dedicated to their objects of admiration that they actually put some work into it? Anger that a PS3 game is being promoted? Not saying that these giant threads aren't a bugger to read or a little bit fucked up in nature, but it doesn't make a ton of sense to bitch about this when the whole reason that you bitch about is because of your own fanboy leanings.

And out of curiosity, since we're cheering for the sour here...

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BruceLeeroy's and some other OT are more porn for masturbating your anticipated-game boner than anything else. Highly suspect and not needed.

What exactly is wrong about an OT like that? Sounds like a good format for a hype thread, which is all these threads are anyway. Instead of concluding that the format unnecessary, maybe the assumption should be that forum isn't for you these days?
« Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 04:55:01 PM by duckman2000 »

Brehvolution

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Wow, Sony fans appreciate a topic about a Sony game?

Good jon detectives.

Seriously. It's funny that Tieno sites a 360 exclusive game thread as the "proper" way to make an official thread and gets daps by the xfags back here. Can you distinguished effete fellows complain about anything more worthless?
Did you even read the NG2 OT?  It was all tongue-in-cheek and that's why people liked it.

No, so sorry about that. I don't go in any threads I have no interest in.
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Sounds like a good format for a hype thread, which is all these threads are anyway.

no they're not

they're discussion threads



even though the kz2 and r2 crowds managed to circumvent those rules by creating separate "official hype threads"
wtc

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14237 on: October 29, 2008, 05:03:19 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

who the fuck is this

So no one ever answered Himuro. And now i'm curious. Who is this?
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duckman2000

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Sounds like a good format for a hype thread, which is all these threads are anyway.

no they're not

they're discussion threads



even though the kz2 and r2 crowds managed to circumvent those rules by creating separate "official hype threads"

And people discuss in them, and there's info to be had in the OP. There are also people who excited about the game and want to talk about, well, being excited about the game. There's material for those people, too. So what's wrong with it again? Not cynical enough? That's hardly something to fault people over.


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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14239 on: October 29, 2008, 05:14:00 PM »
New Jay Z song just leaked. Here are the lyrics.

Jay Z - Sloppy Seconds

Well I fit that sloppy second mentality
I'm wifin' Beyonce, but that's reality
Me and Bud share poon how I "share" my lyrics
Raw, without remorse, full of hysterics
It's true cuz all the real distinguished black fellows share all their shit
Women, some rubbers, even menthol Camel cigs
The truth is hard to believe, although it's clear to see
Women love it when you treat em like property
I love my wife but she howls about my camel face endlessly
Bud can have her anyday, I'm bored
These dick suckin' lips gotta have a use
pussy's out for me but penis is right in the door
Sloppy seconds cha'll
sloppy seconds for all ya'll
Right here at the bore

*BLAAAOOOWW*

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himu, how big is your penis? i remember you once made a thread about how big it was

Haha what does that have to do with anything

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12 inches
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14240 on: October 29, 2008, 05:22:47 PM »
[youtube=425,350]-mSPRlrnhCc[/youtube]
"I fuck wit nikkas too"

Ultimate violation of No Homo etiquette: Asking a male to come on stage and compete in a "Back Dat Azz Up" competition
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Joe Molotov

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They should just add a walkthrough to these Official Threads and then lock them. No need for discussion guys, every single piece of minutiae concerning this game has already been posted in the first post.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14242 on: October 29, 2008, 05:53:41 PM »
They should just add a walkthrough to these Official Threads and then lock them. No need for discussion guys, every single piece of minutiae concerning this game has already been posted in the first post.

and when you click the thread, your paypal/credit card account is auto-charged and the game is shipped to you. 

Threads...have changed.  Viral OPs post for viral posters who are virally advertising products to each other.

« Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 05:56:17 PM by Kranz Fafka »

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Zero Hero is right though. You guys really wouldn't be whining like this if it wasn't for a PS3 exclusive (or did I miss the great backlash following the Gears of War 2 thread?) You know it's true so just fucking admit it already. What is it, anger that Sony fanboys are so remarkably dedicated to their objects of admiration that they actually put some work into it? Anger that a PS3 game is being promoted? Not saying that these giant threads aren't a bugger to read or a little bit fucked up in nature, but it doesn't make a ton of sense to bitch about this when the whole reason that you bitch about is because of your own fanboy leanings.

And out of curiosity, since we're cheering for the sour here...
I whined before about a Gears 2 thread and got banned, do I need to whine about every thread before it's 'fair', mister counterpoint?
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pilonv1

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14244 on: October 29, 2008, 08:03:55 PM »
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The beautiful flame wars and drama threads are in the past.

lol - i actually considers spicing things up by posting

"Achievement support confirmed for <x360 game here>"

then just post it for every new game that comes out so Sony fans can feel the cold burn of XFE Superiority.

I was going to do this the other day for GTAIV.

List the achievements and then say they've been added in from whatever date the game launched.
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« Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 08:14:37 PM by pilonv1 »
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duckman2000

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as per last time, all images on http://www.globalstudio.com
which is apparently where Bruce works, he's just doing this in his spare time and is allowed to host the images there, the fact that that's a viral/ad company is just a coincidence.

i think that's the official line - i mean, it could all be true, but how does it look in this context?!

Huge virally thread from someone working for a viral company that deals with videogames/multimedia with all the images hosted on said viral companies website? hmmm.

I guess if he owns Globalstudio then that's way more plausible but still ...

Sony doesn't have a habit of hiring less-than-amazing "advertising agencies," though.  His profession explains why the threads are the way they are, and I'm pretty sure that's all there is to it. The level of organization is a bit excessive, but if you're going to do it you might as well do it properly. I mean, if this is viral marketing, then it's got to be the shittiest attempt at viral marketing ever seen.

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Joe  ???

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14248 on: October 29, 2008, 08:18:54 PM »
I guess it's not discrete viral marketing.  It's just regular advertising without admitting it upfront. 

Brehvolution

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The dude felt almost as strong about Uncharted if I remember right. Just look up the official Uncharted thread and see how much he posted in it.
Be careful Kosma, you are in the fold. Sony's ninja's are watching.
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cool breeze

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I am curious to know how long it took him to make that, I mean, if it's just spare time and he has the tools/expertise from his job...uh, good for him.  I'm sure there are some people that spend more times on gifs or VG Cats edits (I only remember one guy saying he lost hours of work making a vg cat edit).  The reason I don't think its viral and more of an interest thing is really because I can't honestly believe a single person on neogaf would be stupid enough to purchase a game because of an OP, and there are some fuck-stupid people on neogaf.

fistfulofmetal

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that R2 collectors edition is pretty awesome. You get the toy thing and it's not over 100 bucks.
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14252 on: October 29, 2008, 09:37:36 PM »
holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14253 on: October 29, 2008, 10:09:32 PM »
holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

It may not be the worst, but it is incredibly self-indulgent.


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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14254 on: October 29, 2008, 10:11:44 PM »
is there a reason why everyone decided to change their avatars today? especially GG, Himuro and BrandNew...

too confusing :-\

EDIT: fistful did too, but from one portman avatar to another, so I forgive him.

:bow Natalie :bow2

bn pissed on the killing joke RIGHT IN MY FACE. I just had to change my avatar. I can go back to sawyer or my christian bale one, if you like

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13421103&postcount=16392

chubigans

sfag AND mccain supporter, a mindblowing and unprecedented combination of fail
wtc

Crushed

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how does he feel about our coloured cousins?
arabs delayed lbp, bomb them all
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treythemovie

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14257 on: October 29, 2008, 10:40:26 PM »
holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

Has sexual acts a nerd who lives with his mom will never enjoy? Check
Has an unconfident girl who is so pathetic that she doesn't scare social stupid nerds? Check
Has an confident and sexy fictional girl who needs a man to watch over her all the time? Check

Sounds about right for the internet :-\

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14258 on: October 29, 2008, 10:42:23 PM »
holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

Has sexual acts a nerd who lives with his mom will never enjoy? Check
Has an unconfident girl who is so pathetic that she doesn't scare social stupid nerds? Check
Has an confident and sexy fictional girl who needs a man to watch over her all the time? Check

Sounds about right for the internet :-\

TMN

(tapping my nose)

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14259 on: October 29, 2008, 10:47:47 PM »
New 50 Cent single
[youtube=425,350]X5IvC4jX9EY[/youtube]

...

Has 50 released a decent single since his...first single?
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viral marketers on gaf, no way!!

so:  uncharted, resistance 2, mgs4, turok, littlebigplanet, ostensibly killzone 2 a little bit down the line

other than turok, they all have something in common

CurseoftheGods

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Online is broken as hell. I had more fun in the beta. :(

Brehvolution

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13421103&postcount=16392

chubigans

sfag AND mccain supporter, a mindblowing and unprecedented combination of fail
:'(
I always liked him. :-\
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littlebigplanet deserves all the praise, and then some.

QFT, just got mine. :hyper
 Can't wait til tomorrow to play with the kids. I'm gonna put their pictures on the sack girls. They are going to love it. :hyper

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They are gonna hound my precious PS3 now. :-\
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14264 on: October 29, 2008, 11:25:03 PM »
[youtube=425,350]LVpbb0eUtMQ[/youtube]


I'M NAMIN' MY BABY COURVOISIER
 :lol
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14265 on: October 29, 2008, 11:34:04 PM »
Rayletha ain't changin no DIRTY DIAPAS

Joe Molotov

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:lol

I can just see some guys in a boardroom, trying to work out the script to make this girl as offensive as possible to your average white, suburban, stay-at-home moms.
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Greatness Gone

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14267 on: October 29, 2008, 11:41:59 PM »
That's PD's baby mama.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14268 on: October 29, 2008, 11:59:15 PM »
holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

WTF? seriously, what is this comic
うぐう

cool breeze

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littlebigplanet deserves all the praise, and then some.

totally

it actually blows my mind that Sony actually delivered big time with a game

Vizzys

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holy shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249909&page=2

worst comic ever? GAF is so incredibly fucking stupid.

WTF? seriously, what is this comic
empowered, its actually kind of funny

adam warren draws in a wierd style though

basically the main character is a superhero with image problems because her suit is the source of her power and it rips incredibly easy, and the other superheroes make fun of her for sucking so much
萌え~


demi

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LMFAO... from that comic thread linked above

[youtube=425,350]UswHOV1kLeM[/youtube]

OH MY FUCKING GOD :lol
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cool breeze

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 :rofl

what

Greatness Gone

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14274 on: October 30, 2008, 01:48:17 AM »
I linked this shit to you thousands of years ago, bitches. Fucking guybrush stole mah shit.

The one w/ superboy getting sprayed with globs of blue liquid is almost as good as the spider-man one. Spider-Man wins because of the raging boner outline.

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i need that electric toothbrush.


pilonv1

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Were those spiderman/superman videos kinda like preludes to gay porn? I must know what DVDs they came from.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/no homo
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
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うぐう

Greatness Gone

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Spider-Man one is home made. I'll have to ask gaychan for the sauce on the superboy one, though