The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[CurseoftheGods]

Yeah, it seems like the kid got owned for being black.

[BlackMage]

I'll take jiggly over firm any day

[Greatness Gone]

I like it when a man flexes his ass for me. Ass dimples are fucking great.

[BlackMage]

I like it when a man flexes his ass for me. Ass dimples are fucking great.

what about ass craters?

[Himu]

[youtube=425,350]ZFm6aJuoS70[/youtube]
2:37-2:47

Soulja Boy has competition.

I'd hit it

[Vizzys]

CANNOT UNSEE

[Don Flamenco]

cockgobbler gobbled my vision edit: or grinman or whatever the fuck he's called, i dunno, I haven't been on /b/ in years

[drew]

I like it when a man flexes his ass for me. Ass dimples are fucking great.

[Joe Molotov]

GG is the like the straight version of a gay guy who talks about nothing but how he likes having sex with women all the time to cover up the fact that he's actually gay.

[Crushed]

GG is the like the straight version of a gay guy who talks about nothing but how he likes having sex with women all the time to cover up the fact that he's actually gay.

Seriously, can a gay guy be in denial about being straight?

[drew]

OK



would you have hot n' dirty meth sex with this girl?

How about if she spoke broken english because she's Russian? 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

OK

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would you have hot n' dirty meth sex with this girl?

How about if she spoke broken english because she's Russian? 

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/

What the fuck is this site about?

[Eric P]

This is exactly how dutch cartoonists draw black guys.

fucking hilarious

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cuz it's true.

[close]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

OK

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would you have hot n' dirty meth sex with this girl?

How about if she spoke broken english because she's Russian? 

Not enough open sores to qualify as meth sex.

[Van Cruncheon]

There isn't a straight man alive that doesn't want to dumpster fuck that girl

this, i would rail it like an 1870's chinese immigrant

[Joe Molotov]

I'd hammer it like John Henry beating the steam powered hammering machine.

[Madrun Badrun]

There isn't a straight man alive that doesn't want to dumpster fuck that girl

this, i would rail it like an 1870's chinese immigrant

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

...

Mixture of ganguro (japanese style), guro (gore), and futanari (dickgirl). ^_X


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13450524&postcount=387

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

...

Mixture of ganguro (japanese style), guro (gore), and futanari (dickgirl). ^_X


http://i38.tinypic.com/2qjetdw.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/fk1iso.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/2saaya0.jpg

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13450524&postcount=387

Huh.


It's only appropriate that we have a photograph of a russian immigrant skank up above this mess.

[Fresh Prince]

This thread can not be real. This guy is the most emotionally distinguished mentally-challenged person on the planet
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340670

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

This thread can not be real. This guy is the most emotionally distinguished mentally-challenged person on the planet
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340670

Already wrote it off as a joke thread myself.

[Joe Molotov]

This thread can not be real. This guy is the most emotionally distinguished mentally-challenged person on the planet
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340670

Sounds like a man who knows how to kiss major butt and like it. He should go far.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I know a guy like that.  He wound up quitting after a few months in because nobody could take him seriously, even the managers whose asses he tried to kiss.

Oh and optimiss is a post-op transsexual.  Seriously.

[Don Flamenco]

This thread can not be real. This guy is the most emotionally distinguished mentally-challenged person on the planet
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340670

.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I know a guy like that.  He wound up quitting after a few months in because nobody could take him seriously, even the managers whose asses he tried to kiss.

Oh and optimiss is a post-op transsexual.  Seriously.

 

[drew]

 

  DS/DS Lite/DSi

[Greatness Gone]

I haven't gotten banned in 2 MONTHS and I've been attention whoring and trolling like crazy. Srsly.

[fistfulofmetal]

i still havent gotten my avatar back

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340755

About the Miyamoto part of the show

Make a Wii Music - esque Zelda and Mario please!!!

Seriously.. Mario and Zelda should be more like Wii music.. They should go and reach out to the stars!

Wii Music does many new things and utilizes the Wii philosophy while Mario Galaxy still had the scent of a gamecube philosophy.. It shows in sales Mario Galaxy fails to gather the casual crowd.. Nintendo is not making games for 1up they are making games for the general crowd


And 1up should really get their opinion straight.. They gave Wii Music a A -... Thats the equivalent they gave to Mario Galaxy..

that's just the start. what a mess

[drew]

don't get this the wrong way it sucks that you got banned but

 

i don't care.  at all.

I just went back there to spray a garden hose up the ass of the wapanese nerd beehive.

[Jansen]

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CANNOT UNSEE

all i see here is number 5 holding a pizza and a gun

[Greatness Gone]

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13457166&postcount=33

Why?

[Crushed]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13457166&postcount=33

Why?

you see, on halloween, it's customary for people to dress up in costumes

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13457166&postcount=33

Why?

That's actually really cool.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah that's definitely the best costume I've seen for a while

although at my college's halloween bash the person who won best costume was a 400 lb man in a blue speedo

said he was michael phelps

[Greatness Gone]

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13457039&postcount=429

[Joe Molotov]

Wow.

[bud]

[The Sceneman]

 

[Greatness Gone]

The black guy put a wig on? What's so funny?

[Positive Touch]

so wrong

[pilonv1]

so awesome

[Joe Molotov]

It's Lootie!

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

 

I shouldn't be laughing but.....lol

[Greatness Gone]

Your life in a nutshell

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I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious.


It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine.


It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.


It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.
Did that lady notice it?
You blush and hope she couldn't.

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes blokes quite distraught.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught.

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick wank does relieve.

Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete.

The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices.

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male.

[close]

The whole thing sort of falls apart in the middle, though.

[demi]

My weiner isnt purple

[Positive Touch]

My weiner isnt purple

sorry to hear that

[Crushed]

shawn elliot's twitter is the greatest thing on the internet

[youtube=425,350]tOwcmPvcCqw[/youtube]

[Madrun Badrun]

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

 

[Van Cruncheon]

shawn elliot's twitter is the greatest thing on the internet

[youtube=425,350]tOwcmPvcCqw[/youtube]

*puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger*

[CurseoftheGods]

omfg crushed

[Beezy]

Goddammit Crushed, that is the most disturbing yet hilarious thing that I've seen all day.

[Joe Molotov]

shawn elliot's twitter is the greatest thing on the internet

[youtube=425,350]tOwcmPvcCqw[/youtube]

That's it, I'm turning off the Internet.

[Greatness Gone]

That was sort of cute, Crushed.

[Tieno]

shawn elliot's twitter is the greatest thing on the internet

[youtube=425,350]tOwcmPvcCqw[/youtube]

Godverdoeme, na breekt men kloemp. Wa is me da. 

Figures greatness is into this sort of shit.

[Crushed]

Figures greatness is into this sort of shit.

no, gg is more into this:

[Greatness Gone]

[cool breeze]

the one on the left is a girl, right?

[Greatness Gone]

[Tieno]

Does japanese anime gay porn also work for lesbians?