The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=346849

why couldn't this thread happen 10 days from now when I get unbanned?  People who don't know shit about a game proclaiming it's the best game ever in a genre.  The one guy hasn't even played past normal!! 

*super fucking nerd rage*

while i wouldn't agree that it's the greatest action game of all time (despite what ive posted before) ninja gaiden 2 is definitely one of the best action games and is sure as hell better then dmc4

hopefully bayonetta is much better than both of them but the mere mention of qtes has me highly skeptical

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A game with QTEs is like getting shit on by a prolapsed anus

[demi]

The only people who'd choose Wii games as their best of the year only have one console

I would do it just because it annoys people like you.

Wii

You turn me on...

[E-DuB]

It's perfect. 

beyond perfect... but is it real? (does it matter?)

No, it really doesn't

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=346849

why couldn't this thread happen 10 days from now when I get unbanned?  People who don't know shit about a game proclaiming it's the best game ever in a genre.  The one guy hasn't even played past normal!! 

*super fucking nerd rage*

while i wouldn't agree that it's the greatest action game of all time (despite what ive posted before) ninja gaiden 2 is definitely one of the best action games and is sure as hell better then dmc4

hopefully bayonetta is much better than both of them but the mere mention of qtes has me highly skeptical

why couldn't this thread happen 10 days from now when I get unbanned?  People who don't know shit about a game proclaiming it's the best game ever in a genre.  The one guy hasn't even played past normal!! 

*super fucking nerd rage*

STFU, you're probably worse at this game than Alkaline Black is at fighting games.

notice how all the people praising it haven't played past normal mode?  Notice how all the people disagreeing with the OP have?  Even Draft and A Master Ninja chimed in.  The people who weren't fans of NGB love NGII on normal and acolyte mode and those who know their shit understand how broken NGII is.  It's sloppy as hell. 

I'm more appalled that GAF is supposedly the "expert" gaming community, yet hardly anyone in the thread has gone past very basic impressions of the game. 

and no, I destroyed NGII on normal and got pretty high up on the leaderboards without exploiting respawns.  Mentor mode was the exact same AI as normal but with more IS and off screen projectiles.  Harder modes in NGB had legitimately smarter enemies, which is what made the game fucking awesome and replayable.

[Sideshow Raheem]

I always find it amusing that gaming age has, ahem, such diverse tastes in women.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332789&page=18

I just picked this page at random, but it seems to emphasize some members' love of exaggerated female features.

[Flannel Boy]

I always find it amusing that gaming age has, ahem, such diverse tastes in women.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332789&page=18

I just picked this page at random, but it seems to emphasize some members' love of exaggerated female features.

HAHA, WOW

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

In five years, you'll see her, 50 lbs heavier, waddling down a Walmart aisle, making it impossible for anyone to get around her.

[ToxicAdam]

Doggy style would be out of the question. My dick couldn't even reach her vagina.

[fistfulofmetal]

i nearly threw up in my mouth when i scrolled passed that post.

[Flannel Boy]

Doggy style would be out of the question. My dick couldn't even reach her vagina.

Same thought crossed my mind. Maybe I could fuck her ass crack.

[TVC15]

That can't be real, right?  It's a photoshop fish eye effect on her ass, right?

[Don Flamenco]

whatever, screw five years...that ass is awesome 

[TVC15]

That ass is inhuman.  If you find that attractive you may as well just fuck a hippo.

[Himu]

I always find it amusing that gaming age has, ahem, such diverse tastes in women.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332789&page=18

I just picked this page at random, but it seems to emphasize some members' love of exaggerated female features.

HAHA, WOW

(Image removed from quote.)

That's ridiculous. And I support ass, too.

[Shuri]

http://www.dancefloordale.com/

 

[Himu]

[TVC15]

How is the album that song is on?  I dig the tune.

[duckman2000]

Amirox devestated. Fake drug user. Maybe he did some stuff once, or twice. But he's never been hooked. Faker.

Hooked, or even much experienced. I mean, what kind of twit would advise against spicy, uninhibited deepfucking on ecstasy? Oh no guys, don't do that, it can be dangerous! As if that's something that is going to be said by your common party-going drug user. Of course, he's operating in the haven of dickless, fish-faced expert internet readers, so he's like some fucking authority on the matter there.

[ToxicAdam]

new song by Pharrell/NERD. I like it.

Direct link:

[Himu]

I'll agree NG2 lacks balance and all that. But fuck, that game was so fucking fun. I haven't played past Normal mode yet, although I've been meaning to, but compared with my experience with Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Gaiden Black I just enjoyed NG2  a whole lot more despite the blatant lack of balance. The one thing I'd praise NG over NG2 are the boss fights. Oh, and mission mode.

[Himu]

new song by Pharrell/NERD. I like it.

Direct link:

I like it as well.

[BlueTsunami]

Pharrell rocks as a Producer. Fuck Kanye.

[Himu]

I saw one amazing vid with Pharrel playing some really good piano work and some bitch was invited to watch him play. Dude was playing beautiful melodies and girl looked bored. If I was able to sit before and suck someone's dick who had an amount of talent in one finger that Pharrel does, I'd be ecstatic. But this chick was going to sleep.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

(Image removed from quote.)

Seriously?

She was 15, dude.

who would want to fuck a nubile girl? makes me sick

[duckman2000]

What does nubile mean?

[BlueTsunami]

What does nubile mean?

Young and attractive

[demi]

What does nubile mean?

Black

[Junpei the Tracer!]

What does nubile mean?

Black

 

[Phoenix Dark]

omg

[Junpei the Tracer!]

:/ That is not hot.

[BlueTsunami]

She probably shits A1 sized paper, no way a cylindrical shit is coming out of that

[fistfulofmetal]

(Image removed from quote.)

Seriously?

She was 15, dude.

so?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd stick my face in her ass 

[demi]

I'd stick my face in her ass 

http://www.cakefarts.com/

[fistfulofmetal]

I'd stick my face in her ass 

[BlueTsunami]

I'd stick my face in her ass 

http://www.cakefarts.com/

PD, imagine that asshole x10. Big booty hoe would gobble your nose.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Looks like a fake ass to me

[Phoenix Dark]

what the fuck 

[Himu]

(Image removed from quote.)
omg

 

[demi]

what the fuck 

poot

[fistfulofmetal]

thats kinda like me posting images of that super super super skinny asian girl with literally no tits or ass at all and being all DROOL over it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

An Asian Natalie Portman then?

[MCD]

DAT ASS

[fistfulofmetal]

An Asian Natalie Portman then?

[Himu]

cakefarts is the best site ever

[TakingBackSunday]

wtf at cakefarts

...

 

[Himu]

www.meatloaffarts.com

OMG

[demi]

Cant believe you never seen cakefarts before. We're talking lemonparty here

[Himu]

I've seen cakefarts but totally forgot about it

[BamYouHaveAids]

www.meatloaffarts.com

OMG

oh man
"it demanded seasoning"

[Jansen]

I'll agree NG2 lacks balance and all that. But fuck, that game was so fucking fun. I haven't played past Normal mode yet, although I've been meaning to, but compared with my experience with Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Gaiden Black I just enjoyed NG2  a whole lot more despite the blatant lack of balance. The one thing I'd praise NG over NG2 are the boss fights. Oh, and mission mode.

your opinion on how fun NG2 is doesn't matter until you beat it on master ninja. sorry

spoiler (click to show/hide)

in all seriousness i agree with most of this post

[close]

holy fuck those asses are sickening and i already don't feel very well. 

[Himu]

I'll agree NG2 lacks balance and all that. But fuck, that game was so fucking fun. I haven't played past Normal mode yet, although I've been meaning to, but compared with my experience with Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Gaiden Black I just enjoyed NG2  a whole lot more despite the blatant lack of balance. The one thing I'd praise NG over NG2 are the boss fights. Oh, and mission mode.

your opinion on how fun NG2 is doesn't matter until you beat it on master ninja. sorry

I agree. I've been meaning to pick it back up though.

[Jansen]

i was kidding

personally i doubt i'll ever play it on master ninja but i can understand why people would dislike it because of the unbalanced harder difficulties 

[Beezy]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qv5pxi.jpg
omg

PD

[Himu]

movie of the year

http://www.blackdevildoll.com/unratedtrailer.html

nsfw

[BlueTsunami]

vOh no guys, don't do that, it can be dangerous!

holy shit, i missed that. No way. No frigging way. Dangerous in what way? it can be a cause of limp cock to some people during the even , but other than the lengthening of the whole procedure and general "this is great!"-ness of it all, what is there not to endorse?

Amirox is a pretty heavy dood, maybe he's worried bou't Cardiovascular failure? 

[dammitmattt]

  silly Sfags
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14147465&postcount=19

How can someone be this stupid?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=346908

@Jin's thread about GAF taboos - Evilore is completely unable to defend (or even explain) GAF's shitty and completely inconsistent moderation policies.  He's the spoiled little kid that always takes his ball and goes home when he's the least bit challenged.

And seriously, what kind of person would want someone like Amirox (whether he's real or not) as a mod?!?

[TVC15]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qv5pxi.jpg
omg

PD

WHAT THE FUCK.  How is that real?  Do they get surgery for this?  Mass saline injections into her ass?  Look at how fucking skinny she is aside from the ass?  There's no way to direct all that extra weight directly to her ass.  THERE'S NO WAY!  Like each ass cheek is bigger than her fucking head!

[BlueTsunami]

From what I've read, ass implants are like silicone titties, they make an incision under each butt cheek and stuff a balloon up in there. I fear to imagine how a perky big ass must look like after the buttcheeks have started to droop around the implants.

Edit: I just looked it up to be sure and apparently they cut form the top of the asscheecks. So you get the rounded off look from the top (which is logical, actually, you want separation from the back to butt). They do this so the person doesn't sit on the implants too. They place the objects right under the ass muscle  . Which brings back the original thought, saggy buttcheeks.