Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3052439 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21900 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2009, 09:00:00 PM

We've still got a long ways to go to catch up to these guys:
http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79450

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1439719&postcount=19

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #21901 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:14:11 PM »

So much for gaf being a bunch of sick fucks.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21902 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:17:22 PM »

Last time I'll do it regarding this topic:

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1460823&postcount=53

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21903 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:19:45 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 14, 2009, 09:17:22 PM

Last time I'll do it regarding this topic:

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1460823&postcount=53

Dear God.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21904 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:23:16 PM »

The 97th post in that thread goes more into detail about what he wants

TVC15 · « **Reply #21905 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:24:30 PM »

I'd like to see some new sex acts introduced. Fisting. More oral options. BDSM-esque options. More control over positioning the characters would be nice, too. Also, more intuitive camera controls. And shader support.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21906 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:25:04 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 14, 2009, 09:03:24 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on February 14, 2009, 08:59:19 PM
I like how this thread went from admonishing pervert gaffers to discussing all the neat things about Rapelay.

(Image removed from quote.)

so, what are your impressions of the game?

TVC15 · « **Reply #21907 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:26:36 PM »

It would also be nice to have a taser and a power drill. Maybe a saw. Include some dismemberment and amputee options.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21908 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:31:57 PM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #21909 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:33:16 PM »

Damn it, TVC!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21910 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:34:34 PM »

Today, I got really depressed and decided to call Kids Help Phone. An operator answered, and as I started to talk about my problem, I stuttered a couple times because I was nervous and upset. The operator hung up on me. FML

TVC15 · « **Reply #21911 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:36:02 PM »

And as long as all boundaries are removed, as they should be, why not include an age slider? I'm not in it for the pedo, but I'd like to see an 80 year old woman get fucked hard and rough. Maybe have the bottom end of the slider stop at 13 or so in order to avoid pedo allegations. Some "corpse" options would be nice to, either using actual corpses, or yelling at the women to act like a corpse.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21912 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 09:34:34 PM

Today, I got really depressed and decided to call Kids Help Phone. An operator answered, and as I started to talk about my problem, I stuttered a couple times because I was nervous and upset. The operator hung up on me. FML

for a second, I actually thought this happened to you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21913 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:39:05 PM »

13 to avoid pedo? really now? better make it 15. Just to be safe.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21914 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 14, 2009, 09:38:50 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 09:34:34 PM
Today, I got really depressed and decided to call Kids Help Phone. An operator answered, and as I started to talk about my problem, I stuttered a couple times because I was nervous and upset. The operator hung up on me. FML

for a second, I actually thought this happened to you.

No I call the nintendo support line when I'm depressed. They are such nice people.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21915 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:42:45 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 09:40:06 PM

No I call the nintendo support line when I'm depressed. They are such nice people.

but they're tired of your letters:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21916 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:43:45 PM »

Nintendo power still prints them though!

edit:

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

lol

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #21917 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:57:33 PM »

Ugh.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21918 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 09:39:05 PM

13 to avoid pedo? really now? better make it 15. Just to be safe.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21919 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 14, 2009, 06:45:07 PM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28622.0

I like how this thread got locked right away

demi has no sense of humor confirmed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21920 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:25:45 PM »

See that should have gone in this thread. Your video game links should have gone in the game forum. You have your postings backwards.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21921 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on February 14, 2009, 09:25:04 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 14, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on February 14, 2009, 08:59:19 PM
I like how this thread went from admonishing pervert gaffers to discussing all the neat things about Rapelay.

(Image removed from quote.)

so, what are your impressions of the game?

6.8 out of 10. Rapelay features excellent rape physics, but limited online play and sub-par textures make this a rental at best.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #21922 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:37:36 PM »

The game needs a Sev7n like rape.

You know, wear a blade around your dick, and blood rape teh bitch!!!!

*faps*

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21923 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 10:25:45 PM

See that should have gone in this thread. Your video game links should have gone in the game forum. You have your postings backwards.

That was video game related... $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21924 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:43:10 PM »

Yes but it isn't thread worthy.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21925 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 10:43:10 PM

Yes but it isn't thread worthy.

'k.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21926 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:27:42 PM »

[youtube=560,345]TAv1JWe6jAw[/youtube]

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #21927 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:43:59 PM »

I downloaded RapeLay and it really isn't that great...

Father Mike was basically right when he asked if it was just clicking private parts. That's pretty much all it is. About 1/3 of the game is actually raping someone. The other 2/3 is sitting through the terrible story and fondling the girl on a train. The rape part is okay but it's basically click a few buttons and then move your mouse in a circle a few times.

In other words, imagining yourself raping someone while masturbating >>>>> this game

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21928 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 14, 2009, 11:43:59 PM

I downloaded RapeLay and it really isn't that great...

Father Mike was basically right when ...

In other words, imagining yourself raping someone while masturbating >>>>> this game

I really hope no one I know ever sees this post.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21929 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:43:10 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 14, 2009, 11:43:59 PM

I downloaded RapeLay and it really isn't that great...

Father Mike was basically right when he asked if it was just clicking private parts. That's pretty much all it is. About 1/3 of the game is actually raping someone. The other 2/3 is sitting through the terrible story and fondling the girl on a train. The rape part is okay but it's basically click a few buttons and then move your mouse in a circle a few times.

In other words, imagining yourself raping someone while masturbating >>>>> this game

Is it wrong that I'm listening to "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News while reading this post?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

When is Back to the Future coming out on Blu-ray?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21930 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:31:25 AM »

why would you even download that filth onto your computer?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21931 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:42:25 AM »

i was going to download it, but i can't have a rapegame taking bandwidths from my Burnout Paradise PC download.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21932 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:54:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:31:25 AM

why would you even download that filth onto your computer?

Like you haven't ever DLed anything terrible.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #21933 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:58:39 AM »

This page feels like gay sex.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21934 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:03:05 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:31:25 AM

why would you even download that filth onto your computer?

Huey Lewis and the News is NOT filth!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21935 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:08:23 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 15, 2009, 01:54:56 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:31:25 AM
why would you even download that filth onto your computer?

Like you haven't ever DLed anything terrible.

I can honestly say I've never downloaded anything "terrible" on that scale. The closest I've gotten was

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beatlejuice (Stern) porn video of him fucking some crack heads

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #21936 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:09:16 AM »

yodel + rock

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #21937 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:09:49 AM »

That's a fucking lie. I know you've downloaded some crazy cheeseburger shit before.

Do you want me to link you to some snuff films or guro or something?

TVC15 · « **Reply #21938 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:10:57 AM »

How is fucking porn by Beatljuice from Stern NOT worse than Rapelay?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21939 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:11:42 AM »

I'm not dumb enough to download cheeseburger shit on my computer. Only streams for "no homo" videos

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21940 on:** February 15, 2009, 07:58:48 AM »

I saw the RapeLay GAF thread and saw that Red Scarlet banned a number of pedo fucks skulking around in that thread.

Costanza · « **Reply #21941 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:20:57 AM »

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

Diunx · « **Reply #21942 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:12:21 AM »

Happy birthday Costanza!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21943 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:16:43 AM »

nope, still funny

Cheebs · « **Reply #21944 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:24:13 AM »

I heard two girls talking about FML at college

Costanza · « **Reply #21945 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:25:18 AM »

Quote from: diunx on February 15, 2009, 10:12:21 AM

Happy birthday Costanza!

:'(

edit:

Quote

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21946 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:34:42 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on February 15, 2009, 10:25:18 AM

Quote
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #21947 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:42:30 AM »

Not funny.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21948 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:21:13 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 15, 2009, 10:14:38 AM

FML is getting old let's stop it now.

If you were depressed because you sucked at life you wouldn't be saying this. Shouldn't you be out having sex instead of posting? jerk. :'(

so jealous.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21949 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:22:10 AM »

FML if I have to read any more of those. I'm pretty sure 90%+ are fake anyway

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21950 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:25:16 AM »

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

FYL I guess Exp.

Cheebs · « **Reply #21951 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:50:38 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 11:25:16 AM

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

FYL I guess Exp.

that one is obviously fake

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #21952 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:56:27 AM »

father mike, you need a prostitute even more than himuro does

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21953 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:59:58 AM »

Himu has a girlfriend. Also I'm poor. I want to take a few summer classes just in case I can make undergraduate a 4 year thing instead of five but I'm like 3000 short of being able to pay for the summer classes and all of next year. :'(

Otherwise I would totally fuck a syphilis infested whore bag.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21954 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:00:18 PM »

I just submitted half a dozen fake FMLs. We will see what gets through and what does not.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21955 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:09:05 PM »

That kid is going to grow up to be a whack job.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21956 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 15, 2009, 11:50:38 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 11:25:16 AM
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

FYL I guess Exp.
that one is obviously fake

oh yea I forgot you were a professional babysitter :zelda

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21957 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:27:47 PM »

He does look like a 13 yearold girl. For Cheebs to get a job as a babysitter must be as easy as a dancer with DD's to get a job as a stripper.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21958 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:46:28 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 15, 2009, 10:42:30 AM

Not funny.

ORLY?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21959 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:50:10 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 12:06:46 PM

Today, my mom took me to the doctor for my annual physical. Puberty still hasn't arrived, and the doctor seems concerned. Then he leaves the room, and leaves the door ajar. I overhear him discussing my undeveloped penis with my mom, and brings her in to show her 'the problem'. FML

Jesus

People need to stop posting FML posts that can plausibly apply to themselves.

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3052439 times)