alright let's get a constitutional crisis up in this bitch
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/16/chimp.attack/index.htmlI'm so sad now I think I could cry. They shot him and he went in the house to die, and that was after his owner stabbed him with a knife.
In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals.
chewed off a man's nose and genitals.
genitals.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/16
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It's gonna hurt your first time. Practice by inserting your finger into your anus and getting used to the feeling of something in there.And when you're gonna be entered, push out like you're gonna poop. That helps to loosen things up.
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wtf is that relax your anus thing from
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html?iref=mpstoryviewbest thing ever that involved 5 deaths.
He staged a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said.
Her:HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english Me:You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.Have a great day. Her:awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont
http://www.holladaddy.com/A look into PD's world
Her message to me:hey sexc wats up withuMy response:nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here?Her:oh reallly im horny tooMe:datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightereHer:make me wet first mister columbesMe:gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt.I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga.u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo bracesHer:thx mir c i feel my pussy geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pantsMe:ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back.den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbraHer:starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipperMe:ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust.u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7Her:i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cockMe:ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz fuckin nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven.suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep fuckin u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl?Her:i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wetMe:oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure.i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and fuck u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasyHer:mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil pussy i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my pussy turns hot redMe:ohhh yeah biatch.... i fuckin u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep fuckin u.Her:ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the bloodMe:imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan.Her:fuck me harder and harder u cumm in my hot pussy u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uupMe:ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'Her:ummmm ur turning mme offMe:hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.i keep fuckin foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u.i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut.Her:no i quitMe:aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started.i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"Her:on the real ur scaring meMe:thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!Her:yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freakyMe:gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody.do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2gethaHer:ummm byeMe:cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta.
i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"
Message he sent me:What's good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is David. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form L.A. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me....and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get backMy response:I think we need to have sex immediately.Him:what
Message he sent me:hay beautiful how was ur day today but anyways do u have a AIM so i can AIM u sometime My response:nah I don't got AIM, playa. but wuts good wit chu? u eva go down on a priest? Him:Oh really but do u have a yahoo messenger Me:I am HORNY AS FUUCK!!!!!!! Him:OH REALLY Me:YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? Him:I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO Me:Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, taco
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'
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She's not hot at all. Her skin is rather unattractive to me, and her teeth really bother me
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you can do background checks? I'll pay $1000 for info on Muckhole. I have a suspicious that's he's killed a man before. you can see it in his eyes.
Message she sent me:hey whats upMy response:Your cholesterol.Her:so what you doingMe:nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturezHer:oooso whats your name??Me:Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?Her:im not at home so i am wearin pants and a topMe:hawt!Her:you are mad sexyMe:thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?Her:ya babyMe:touch it. it wont bite gurl.Her:lol i wish i couldMe:i'll shove mah fist in yo cuntShe didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.Me:C'mon jiggles, let's party!Her:Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...Me:Her:hey baby whats upMe:Your cholesterol.Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?Her:so what you doingMe:Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?Her:um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptopMe:I fucking hate you so much.She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass.Her:hey baby whats upMe:Your cholesterol.Her:so what you doing babieMe:Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?Her:you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 17, 2009, 10:27:25 PMyou can do background checks? I'll pay $1000 for info on Muckhole. I have a suspicious that's he's killed a man before. you can see it in his eyes. $2000 if you do a cavity search on him and send me the camera video
