Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3036056 times)

Crushed · « **Reply #25320 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:11:24 PM »

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dragon-spot.php

The sexiest forum.

Eric P · « **Reply #25321 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on April 13, 2009, 01:11:24 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/dragon-spot.php

sweet jesus, the internet...

Crushed · « **Reply #25322 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:21:48 PM »

new user to dragonspot: himuragon

"niko bellic lined up, and in one deft movement leaped into cloud's turgid rod"

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25323 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:25:11 PM »

Did these people exist before the internet? I wonder.

Veidt · « **Reply #25324 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:26:03 PM »

Yes they did. They used to burn people for being witches.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25325 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:26:48 PM »

Witches were people who ate living things with their ass?

Veidt · « **Reply #25326 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:28:40 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on April 13, 2009, 01:26:48 PM

Witches were people who ate living things with their ass?

No. I meant they, used to burn people for being "witches" silly!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25327 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:30:16 PM »

History sure is confusing.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25328 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:33:24 PM »

what's the anatomy of a typical dragon anus? Does it have teeth and a tongue or something? Does it act like a vacuum-cleaner-in-reverse?

What happens when it's over? this is too much for me $:-\$

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25329 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:36:25 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on April 13, 2009, 01:33:24 PM

what's the anatomy of a typical dragon anus? Does it have teeth and a tongue or something? Does it act like a vacuum-cleaner-in-reverse?

What happens when it's over? this is too much for me $:-\$

www.evilvore.com

Eric P · « **Reply #25330 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:49:06 PM »

ha ha ha

holy fuck

http://crimitism.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/do-you-have-that-female-friend-that-youre-hopelessly-in-love-with-that-unloads-all-her-problems-on-you-only-to-end-up-back-in-the-sack-with-that-loser-ex-that-cheated-on-her-with-her-own-sister-le/

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But what makes The Nice Guy special? The premise is, after all, trite as trite can be; women would rather date jerks than nice guys, ergo any single dudes out there are now licensed, if not actively encouraged, to elevate their dateless schlubbitude to a plane of righteous, narcissistic martyrdom. Like their acetic forefathers, they have sacrificed the pleasures of the flesh in order to bring about peace and happiness on Earth, but unlike their acetic forefathers, the sacrifice is actually your fault and they’d be totally up for it if you’d just stop being so selfish and realised what you were missing out on, you contemptuous harpy. It also means that they get to treat you like shit and it’s still your fault, because they don’t actually want to act like jerks, heavens no, but they simply must in order to make you love them.

tiesto · « **Reply #25331 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on April 12, 2009, 06:04:42 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 12, 2009, 05:45:05 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=358332

this badboy shit actually works. I started talking like a jerk to a girl I know and the girl all of a sudden started talking nice and sweet. wtf is up with girls.

goddam, I'm a badboy from now on. fuck this shit.

it really doesn't

It depends on the girl...

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25332 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 13, 2009, 01:49:06 PM

ha ha ha

holy fuck

http://crimitism.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/do-you-have-that-female-friend-that-youre-hopelessly-in-love-with-that-unloads-all-her-problems-on-you-only-to-end-up-back-in-the-sack-with-that-loser-ex-that-cheated-on-her-with-her-own-sister-le/

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But what makes The Nice Guy special? The premise is, after all, trite as trite can be; women would rather date jerks than nice guys, ergo any single dudes out there are now licensed, if not actively encouraged, to elevate their dateless schlubbitude to a plane of righteous, narcissistic martyrdom. Like their acetic forefathers, they have sacrificed the pleasures of the flesh in order to bring about peace and happiness on Earth, but unlike their acetic forefathers, the sacrifice is actually your fault and they’d be totally up for it if you’d just stop being so selfish and realised what you were missing out on, you contemptuous harpy. It also means that they get to treat you like shit and it’s still your fault, because they don’t actually want to act like jerks, heavens no, but they simply must in order to make you love them.

that comic is hilarious.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25333 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:20:14 PM »

"skip flossing....gingivitis is just a myth!"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25334 on:** April 13, 2009, 02:36:27 PM »

http://www.theniceguycomic.com/strips-giveuntilithurts.htm

And now for his next act, the misogynist straw-man will double for a libertopian straw-man!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25335 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 13, 2009, 03:11:50 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 01:28:40 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on April 13, 2009, 01:26:48 PM
Witches were people who ate living things with their ass?

No. I meant they, used to burn people for being "witches" silly!

You got some beef with good god fearing christians?

Quote from: tiesto on April 13, 2009, 02:00:37 PM
It depends on the girl...

Word. It would be a bit crazy if there was one approach for 3 billion females.

which is precisely what makes these get-pussy-quick schemes ridiculous.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25336 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:15:39 PM »

[youtube=560,345]oawHc8OD6_I[/youtube]

Veidt · « **Reply #25337 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:23:15 PM »

goddam

Reb · « **Reply #25338 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 05:23:15 PM

goddam

Why are you doing this?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #25339 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:28:35 PM »

He has the full collection of A Series of Unfortunate Events on his shelf. How precious.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25340 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:35:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2009, 05:15:39 PM

[youtube=560,345]oawHc8OD6_I[/youtube]

I'm lovin these FatalT videos.

Veidt · « **Reply #25341 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on April 13, 2009, 05:23:57 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 05:23:15 PM
goddam

Why are you doing this?

The goddam?
I can't help it, it's tainted me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25342 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:26:20 PM »

I was looking up Deep Trance videos/songs, which led to meditational videos, which led to videos about Hypnosis, which ultimately led to this...

http://hypnotizedgirls.blogspot.com/

Eric P · « **Reply #25343 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:27:59 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2009, 06:26:20 PM

I was looking up Deep Trance videos/songs, which led to meditational videos, which led to videos about Hypnosis, which ultimately led to this...

http://hypnotizedgirls.blogspot.com/

(Image removed from quote.)

nsfw

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25344 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:30:49 PM »

Ooops, yep, forgot to tag it :'(

Eric P · « **Reply #25345 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:31:55 PM »

that's ok

got to see some midday tittay.

i won't tell if you don't

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25346 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:33:00 PM »

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #25347 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:33:41 PM »

I guess everyone can't be as pretty as elektrikluv and cloudwalking.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15453573&postcount=146

demi · « **Reply #25348 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »

I think she forgot to run the distort filter on the bottom one

Veidt · « **Reply #25349 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:36:43 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 13, 2009, 06:34:51 PM

I think she forgot to run the distort filter on the bottom one

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25350 on:** April 13, 2009, 07:15:58 PM »

yamahama

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25351 on:** April 13, 2009, 07:25:53 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 13, 2009, 06:34:51 PM

I think she forgot to run the distort filter on the bottom one

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25352 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 13, 2009, 07:36:08 PM

Somebody post this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514037,00.html
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/04/11/car-chase-or-a-scion-commercial/comment-page-1/

In this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=358423

Scions are badass.

Done and done!

Vizzys · « **Reply #25353 on:** April 13, 2009, 09:26:38 PM »

seems so

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25354 on:** April 13, 2009, 09:38:42 PM »

i would fuck the shit out of that ladyboy fullforce

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25355 on:** April 13, 2009, 09:40:32 PM »

junpei is probably her joke character

Rman · « **Reply #25356 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:06:31 PM »

What happened to your MySpace thread, Blue?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25357 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:20:00 PM »

I deleted that shit. I realized there are certain people I don't want looking me up.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25358 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:50:08 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2009, 10:20:00 PM

I deleted that shit. I realized there are certain people I don't want looking me up.

Too late. I already sent your dad a myspace message asking if he wants to hook up. He said only if I dress up like Misa from Death Note. He then added that Death Note was OMG Awesome.

etiolate · « **Reply #25359 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:05:04 PM »

I'm sending him some death note slash.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25360 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:52:18 PM »

My nightmare scenario, someone contacts him as my secret bear lover and he calls me up about possible past daddy issue.

demi · « **Reply #25361 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:58:36 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2009, 11:52:18 PM

My nightmare scenario, someone contacts him as my secret bear lover and he calls me up about possible past daddy issue.

Done

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25362 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:59:55 PM »

:'(

demi · « **Reply #25363 on:** April 14, 2009, 12:22:02 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2009, 11:59:55 PM

:'(

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2135/n13062701546689.jpg

Jimmy McCann says hello~

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25364 on:** April 14, 2009, 12:23:04 AM »

Fuuuuuuuuck

demi · « **Reply #25365 on:** April 14, 2009, 12:24:03 AM »

Maybe your dad will come onto me

cool breeze · « **Reply #25366 on:** April 14, 2009, 12:37:09 AM »

http://blip.tv/file/1988936/

Crushed · « **Reply #25367 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:46:24 AM »

so, i was reading helldump callouts and apparently one of the programmers on guitar hero world tour (wii) is rather unique...

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3109533

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Credit Where Credit's Due

Since a couple people have asked me this in private, I figured I'd just post it here, and then update my FA user info to list it. The current list of games on which I have worked as a software engineer / programmer is:

Superman Return (X360, PS2, Xbox)
NCAA Football 2008 (X360, PS3)
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2008 (X360, PS3)
Guitar Hero: Aerosmith (Wii)
Guitar Hero: World Tour (Wii)

I have to say, it's kind of nice to know that I worked on the #5 best-selling game of December '08.

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Bragging Rights

Everyone who can say that you worked on:

- The #5 best-selling game of December 2008
- The #7 best-selling game of January 2009
- The #10 best-selling game of February 2009
(source: NPD statistics)

Please raise your hand.

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Furry Goals for 2009
I'm about a month late on this one, but I figured it's about time to set out a list of furry-related goals for myself to 2009. After all, the first step to getting something done is laying out just what it is that you want done!

- Attend Anthrocon 2009 as a Supersponsor, with an additional charitable donation of at least $500, preferably $1,000
- Host the second annual "Furs In the Videogame Industry" panel at Anthrocon 2009
- 2, possibly 3 nek0gami nek0gami commissions
- 1 spunky spunky commission
- 1 purplekecleon purplekecleon commission
- 1 duo duo commission
- 1 pinkuh pinkuh commission
- Appear in one of ganador ganador's Peach Fuzz videos
- Appear in at least one porn flash animation that is not of my own creation

Given the prospective bonuses that I'm looking at for my work on Guitar Hero: World Tour, I'd say that this is certainly all doable.

what an inspiration to us all

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25368 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:56:00 AM »

Crushed · « **Reply #25369 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:57:09 AM »

man cohen are all programmers like this

FatalT · « **Reply #25370 on:** April 14, 2009, 02:35:43 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 05:35:55 PM

I'm lovin these FatalT videos.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #25371 on:** April 14, 2009, 04:04:30 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25372 on:** April 14, 2009, 04:06:21 AM »

ew. usually he looks more attractive than that $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #25373 on:** April 14, 2009, 04:14:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2009, 04:06:21 AM

ew. usually he looks more attractive than that $:-\$

[youtube=560,345]m6XwPsAEc3I[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25374 on:** April 14, 2009, 04:15:28 AM »

that's more like it

TVC15 · « **Reply #25375 on:** April 14, 2009, 05:08:40 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on April 14, 2009, 04:04:30 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

What gender is he calling himself these days?

drew · « **Reply #25376 on:** April 14, 2009, 05:17:27 AM »

chris crocker is still alive?

who knew

etiolate · « **Reply #25377 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:05:40 AM »

This is the prob:

Devs are lazy and unimaginative. Wii forces them into not being able to just take the game they already have and add some growth hormones. They hate this. The HD systems allow this, but the games are getting redundant. PC gamers may not like the truth, but the lack of genre and the ****-killer mentality has perpetuated and killed off some real gamers interest in genres they use to love.

And since most third parties are too pissed pants to do anything, it leaves the Wii up to easy cash cows of a different sort, shallow party games.

No system, in my opinion, is pushing the hobby where it needs to be pushed, but the Wii at least attempted to do so. Unfortunately, fast cash ins come before long term stability of the business. So we get redundant HD games and shallow Wii games. Each system has a few bright spots, but nobody has the balls or vision to take the obvious step forward. We're being held hostage by artistic cowards.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #25378 on:** April 14, 2009, 07:41:11 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on April 14, 2009, 05:55:14 AM

after spending some time reading ninthing posts , i think it's time that my war with the sfegs was ended and an alliance against the powers of ntardom be formed.

some of the thought processes are amazing.

> x360/ps3 only offer "hd graphics" nothin else and wii can run Half life 2 anyways (?)
> if a game was on x360/ps3 it would be the same game as last gen but with Hd grafix (lol, where as on the wii they don't even get that!)
> general "advances in any area other than waggle are unimportant"
> FF:CB ... this looks like the best FF game ever! SE doing something new and amazing! Much better than FF13 etc

Nintards believe all of this because of sales. If it sells well, that means it is the direction to go down. Therefore:

- Every game could be done better on Wii by default. Why? It would probably sell better on Wii. No further explanation is given.

- Waggle is the future because it is on the Wii, which is #1 in sales worldwide. Therefore, it is obvious that consumers are responding more to waggle than any other type of game advance, which, due to sales, are absolutely unimportant or a hindrance.

The biggest beef I have with Nintards is the general schadenfreude of developers closing up shop. "If only they were Wii exclusive!" they'd shout and plenty of

attitude from Nintards in those types of threads. We've all seen them.

That and creeps like PantherLotus and JoshuaJSlone. Given their erection for sales, I wonder how many of them are Britney Spears or Fall Out Boy fans since sales is the only indicator of quality.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #25379 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:13:56 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on April 12, 2009, 06:46:10 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15442208&postcount=418

Anti-Analyzing is the shit ya'll.

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3036056 times)