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BlueTsunami

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Best flash mob ever
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[youtube=560,345]9mNuqkqGKic[/youtube]
(i dare you)

This shit is hot. Glad to see rap doesn't discriminate against the mentally handicapped.

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Riff Raff is my new favourite MC! Im pissing myself here!
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but PS3 White Knight Chronicles!

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UNCHARTED RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!111

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The concept of selling new, open (there's a big difference here) merchandise is not evil.  I do think GameStop and GameCrazy should knock off $5 when selling open merchandise, though.

Leaving save files on the DS is pretty bad, though. :lol
There's not a big difference. An open game is not a new game.

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©ZH


ManaByte

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I want a video of the court room when the judge falls off his chair laughing.
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I want a video of you shutting the hell up.

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japan :rofl
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BlueTsunami

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Wow, USA is so low on the list. I'm not surprised with the top six :lol
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Mother Poland

Powerslave

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lol they're counting malek in the negatives! :lol

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Nobody noticed that Poland is listed twice? :lol
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sorry... i forgot poland
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muckhole

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That's because 138% would just look silly.

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Brazil :drool

Kara

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Nobody noticed that Poland is listed twice? :lol

They have that much sex, szmata.  :punch

WrikaWrek

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Probably wanted to type Portugal. fail

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[youtube=560,345]y4OFkjVNg2w[/youtube]
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tiesto

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Hmm... that poll reminds me I need to set something up with the Polish girl for this weekend.  8)

I expected Italy to be a bit higher though...
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I want a video of the court room when the judge falls off his chair laughing.

This is actually an old case. The judge didn't laugh, instead he ruled that she could in fact sue her employer, Hooters (to me this seems like a simple case of fraudulent misrepresentation). Hooters quickly settled and gave the waitress a brand new Toyota.

Nobody noticed that Poland is listed twice? :lol

The first figure includes sex with barnyard animals.

Back to the park.

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Malek :hyper
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Diunx

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I cried like a hungry baby on the Sniper Wolf death scene on MGS but at least I didn't cry while playing some animu pedo rpg.

Japafags :piss2
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=368177

neeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrds
Someone post this, quick:

Quote
Why Final Fantasy VII is Complete
   

by Andrew Vestal

Many have written me, concerned:

Aerith dies. You can't bring her back.

You ask that I start a petition--after all, my first one worked! Square rushed the game, you say, and released it before it was finished. Originally, you could bring her back! Make Square give us the TRUE Final Fantasy VII!

And I smile and politely go about my day's business. But, lately, I have received too many of these letters to ignore them, and I must I make my views known.

Some insist the game is unfinished, that I should start a petition to demand the game be "fixed." These people misunderstand the power of the petition.

The Final Fantasy VII Translation Petition asked for fair and equitable treatment. It asked that the game not be censored or cut; that it remain in its original form; that Americans receive, finally, a Final Fantasy game the way it was written. The petition was succesful, and I am proud to have supported it, because it asked for justice.

A petition to demand the insertion of Aerith's ressurection, however, would ask for preferencial treatment. It would selfishly demand more than others have already received. It would ask Square to retouch a finished product at gamers' whims. It would demand the artists tamper with a finished and coherent storyline. It would ask for these things out of greed, and I cannot support it.

Square offers you the Venus de Milo, and you would send it back because it has no arms.

There are rumors that an alternative, superior ending exists, unaccessible because of Aerith's permanent death. Those rumors are nothing but lies. The ending you see is the ending Square originally intended: the largest movie file on the third disc. The ending, as well, is perfectly satisfactory; there's nothing "lackluster" about it. A "better" ending (with Aerith ressurected) is an impossibility. Aerith knew her death was absolutely necessary. Do not presume to know more than she.

And most importantly . . . Aerith should stay dead.

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and
there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
    - Steward Alsop

Aerith's death is a tragedy. I truly do believe this. So was Tellah's. So was General Leo's. So was the death of every person who ever sacrificed themselves for a greater cause. But unlike deaths in previous Square games, Aerith's death carries long-lasting repercussions that echo long after her passing. For Aerith did not die senselessly. Aerith meant to die.

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
    - Henry Van Dyke

Aerith knew her actions would mean her end. But she faced death anyway, aware that only in death could she avert the coming disaster and save her world. She gave her life intentionally, purposefully, and with full knowledge of the consequences. No one ever, EVER forgets that; the tragedy of her loss is what keeps the small party together.

Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    - Dylan Thomas

Even in death her presence is felt. Her memory guides and leads the party on its quest. Her spirit appears in silent reminder of her selfless act. Aerith died. She died! And she died honorably.

Dear, beauteous death, the jewel of the just!
    - Henry Vaughan

If Prince Hamlet came back from the dead, would his indecision be meaningful? If King Lear recovered, would we learn from his folly? And if Aerith were disinterred mere hours after her death, would her sacrifice have any importance? Square should be honored that the death of a character brings about this outcry. It is touching testament to the games' power: the characters are truly loved. And grief is a natural reaction to the death of a loved one. As is denial. Now, Square fans must proceed to the next stage: acceptance.

Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sun on ripened grain. I am the soothing, gentle rain.
When you awake in morning hush, I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there. I did not die.
    - Anonymous

Aerith Gainsborough gave her life so that the world might live. May she rest in peace.

. . . she smiled, in the end.
    - Cloud Strife
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Diunx

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I'm so posting that.
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xs_mini_neo is one of the best posters I've ever seen on NeoGAF.  Here is is latest gem: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16660197&postcount=948

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xs_mini_neo is one of the best posters I've ever seen on NeoGAF.  Here is is latest gem: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16660197&postcount=948

/Too lengthy

And that's really bad when it comes from me who used to write 4000 words every post.

BlackMage

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Did you hear about the gay Polak? He slept with women.
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Omg at that Vestal editorial :lol
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he was 18, duders. it is only due to the terrible public permanence of the internet that we get hoist for the stupidity of our youth. you better pray he doesn't find any of the dumb shit you toolboxes ever put to print!
duc

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he was 18, duders.

oh well in THAT case...

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Andrew Vestal gave his life so that the world might live. May he rest in peace.
©@©™

Van Cruncheon

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i dug up some writings from when i was 17, and they were gaggingly atrocious. why my high school english teacher didn't have me euthanized to protect her class from exposure to my rancid screed is beyond me!
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muckhole

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Semi on-topic: I recently found some of my old sketchbooks that I used to draw in when I should have been paying attention in high school.

Grade 10 math paid the ultimate price for my art.
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[youtube=560,345]4CZQ0D1K6xU[/youtube]

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[youtube=560,345]IGEJDKJdPGg[/youtube]

That guy has a tone of similar videos. All hilarious.
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Semi on-topic: I recently found some of my old sketchbooks that I used to draw in when I should have been paying attention in high school.

Grade 10 math paid the ultimate price for my art.

SCAN THEM AND POST THEM!!!

I found a diary the other day with some great pics in them - my friend and I used to draw pics of the other person doing perverse things as a form of insult.  I'd be happy (if not somewhat embarrassed) to scan and post.

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SCAN THEM AND POST THEM!!!

I found a diary the other day with some great pics in them - my friend and I used to draw pics of the other person doing perverse things as a form of insult.  I'd be happy (if not somewhat embarrassed) to scan and post.

 :lol I'll see if I can grab my sister's scanner tomorrow and post them. But that means you have to post yours as well. :-*

It's mostly a whole lot of nonsense, with some horrible pretentious teen-angsty stuff as well.
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Bildi

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I'm going on holidays for four days so won't have access to a scanner. :-\

But wait!  I can just take pics of them at home. :)

muckhole

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Holiday! Lucky bastard.

Pics work too. We'll create a bad art megathread.
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Bildi

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Only holidays so I can catch up on things that need to be fixed around the house unfortunately.

I look forward to the impending megathread.  I better find that diary again tonight.

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A Windows 7  has a pretty good speech recognition software.  I just typed all this out with my voice! This is awesome!
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he was 18, duders. it is only due to the terrible public permanence of the internet that we get hoist for the stupidity of our youth. you better pray he doesn't find any of the dumb shit you toolboxes ever put to print!

Oh I know, I have nothing against the guy. In fact, the only reason I remembered it at all was because of that time Ichirou went berserk and got banned.
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he was 18, duders. it is only due to the terrible public permanence of the internet that we get hoist for the stupidity of our youth. you better pray he doesn't find any of the dumb shit you toolboxes ever put to print!

"Despite my rather vociferous laudations, I do not feel that Zelda: OoT is a perfect game."
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he was 18, duders. it is only due to the terrible public permanence of the internet that we get hoist for the stupidity of our youth. you better pray he doesn't find any of the dumb shit you toolboxes ever put to print!

"Despite my rather vociferous laudations, I do not feel that Zelda: OoT is a perfect game."

"Every two-bit commentator in the videogame journalism business had an opinion on the game, and, for several months prior to its release, it became decidedly vogue to bash a game most folks had yet to play.

Why was that? Because most of us gamers knew in our heart of hearts that this game was going to be something special.

It's often considered to be a sort of elevated countercultural hipness to denigrate that which will inevitably be popular."
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A Windows 7  has a pretty good speech recognition software.  I just typed all this out with my voice! This is awesome!

fuckin fail

Bildi

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I think he has a speech impediment.  There's a double space in there as well.

fistfulofmetal

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not my fault a!
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he was 18, duders. it is only due to the terrible public permanence of the internet that we get hoist for the stupidity of our youth. you better pray he doesn't find any of the dumb shit you toolboxes ever put to print!

"Despite my rather vociferous laudations, I do not feel that Zelda: OoT is a perfect game."

i wasn't 18 when i wrote that :'(
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Semi on-topic: I recently found some of my old sketchbooks that I used to draw in when I should have been paying attention in high school.

Grade 10 math paid the ultimate price for my art.

I'm right there with you. I've got a bunch of old notebooks from high school that are littered with embarrassing garbage drawings that I doodled while in class.  Napoleon Dynamite kind of shit. 

Against my better judgement, since I don't have a scanner anymore I'll take a few pics of some of my secret shame.  Lovers of good taste, avert your eyes.





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so bad it hurts. Actual physical pain by looking at this stuff now.
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« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 01:47:52 AM by demi »

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very nice
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Kara

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Is Andrew Vestal supposed to be famous or something? The name sounds familiar but I cannot remember where from.

The man started RPGamer aka the worst website I keep visiting.

Kara

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Did I say something incorrect?

Kara

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Real talk: I was a staff member at RPGamer ever-so-briefly. Leper me now for the good of borekind.

OptimoPeach

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Is Andrew Vestal supposed to be famous or something? The name sounds familiar but I cannot remember where from.
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