The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[twerd]

Baths > Showers

Those that like showers more either don't have enough leisure time, or are way too obsessive about how clean their bodies should be.

[demi]

Baths > Showers

Those that like showers more either don't have enough leisure time, or are way too obsessive about how clean their bodies should be.

I like to jerk off in there too.

[twerd]

you can jerk off in bath too demi

Looks cooler when you finish.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371048

I bought one.

[demi]

you can jerk off in bath too demi

That's fucking disgusting.

[Reb]

also who the fuck uses a washcloth? thats for chicks

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

[twerd]

you can jerk off in bath too demi

That's fucking disgusting.

feels good

[Powerslave]

Are you telling me that Africa isn't purely nothing but jungles and desert?

Africa isn't a country.

[twerd]

I can buy this marge in shop:

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http://www.bielmar.com.pl/bielmar/obrazki/pliki/Image/produkty_oryginal/PALMA%20z%20Murzynkiem%20Boze%20Narodzenie.jpg

would it be racist on GAF to bake a cake with it?

No.

The comparison you're reaching for really doesn't work, Aunt Jemima.

[Himu]

Are you telling me that Africa isn't purely nothing but jungles and desert?

Africa isn't a country.

...

[demi]

for demi:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17084104&postcount=119

No wonder why they suck so bad, they all look like pussies.

None of those guys are hot. Let me deal with the fetish, mmk

[Brehvolution]

10 pages because Powerslave got banned.

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[Phoenix Dark]

ps: white males are filthy. They don't bathe with washcloths. Eeeyuck. The worst thing ever is encountering a white dude with that trademark wet dog smell (tm). I've had three white roommates in my lifetime and two out of those three never bathed. Disgusting, foul people.

Beezy can vouch for me.

Well...the one white roommate I've ever had was definitely a filthy person. I'm not gonna paint with a broad bush - I'm sure most normal people take showers that are longer than 2-4 m inutes

[Beezy]

also who the fuck uses a washcloth? thats for chicks

Are you one of those weirdos who just rubs a bar of soap on their skin?

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm not gonna paint with a broad bush

Lucky for us!

By the way, I use a motherfucking loofah.

[drew]

not all white people are filthy, you reverse racist bastards

i just use liquid body wash and rub it around with my hands

ive had black roommates who were obsessed with their showers, this one guy took almost 20 bottles with him in there, so it goes both ways

[Kestastrophe]

Bodywash here . A loofah is pretty hardcore, can't say I ever got into them

also, I had a bulgarian roomate in college, and he had terrible hygiene

[drew]

im so lazy that if i dont have body wash ill just use shampoo

[BlackMage]

All Japanese women look alike.
All Black People have aids.
All White people wash their ass cracks with their fingers.

Now can we get down to the real problem with society? Mexicans!!

[Kestastrophe]

My younger brother used to wash his bo sack and gooch with my dad's back scrubber 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

My younger brother used to wash his bo sack and gooch with my dad's back scrubber 

how did you know this? were you peeking?

[Himu]

All Japanese women look alike.
All Black People have aids.
All White people wash their ass cracks with their fingers.

Now can we get down to the real problem with society? Mexicans!!

We need something on Mexicans, asap.

[drew]

all mexicans are either in gangs or work for their fathers restaurant

[demi]

It's a nice stink.

[BlackMage]

All fat people stink.

Macho manly men all stink, so I don't see your point.

Jinfash smells of tulips and mountain breeze.

[etiolate]

oh god roid sweat  

[drew]

although i agree that white crotch can stink like hell, i dont get by what black people mean by wet dog smell

whenever they have that smug look on their face i want to tell them that their people can smell musty and have oily fingers

[BlueTsunami]

Loofas seem like the best of both worlds. You can reuse a loofah and don't have to deal with stinky wet wash rags all up in the hamper.

Also, using a wash rag is cool and all but its totally gross when there's a week old wet musty wash rag up in the tub. Get that shit out of there 

[drew]

even worse is when they drape a wet washcloth over the top of the shower and when you go to take a shower you have to take it off and its all stiff

[CajoleJuice]

even worse is when they drape a wet washcloth over the top of the shower and when you go to take a shower you have to take it off and its all stiff

That's not from water.

[Beezy]

i just use liquid body wash and rub it around with my hands

[BlackMage]

i just use liquid body wash and rub it around with my hands

don't judge him!

[demi]

i just saw that thread

[sonarrat]

Sigh.

[Tieno]

gay nick looks like kosma

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371111

He looks more like you, like in all those sad pictures you posted of yourself.

[Diunx]

People actually get black eyes like that in real life?

[Kestastrophe]

damn, he was messed up big time

[Veidt]

oh shit. That's fucked up.

[BlackMage]

gay nick looks like kosma

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371111

daaaaamn

[Diunx]

The fuck! That's just messed up. The worst thing is that he doesn't remember anything about it, it'll be awful once the memories start trickling in.

He probably pass out or was about to after the first hit.

[drew]

wait so a fag can say fag on gaf without being banned?  WHOA DOUBLE STANDARDS

[sonarrat]

wait so a fag can say fag on gaf without being banned?  WHOA DOUBLE STANDARDS

I've used the word too, it's all about context.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13508878&postcount=2252

[Barry Egan]

The fuck! That's just messed up. The worst thing is that he doesn't remember anything about it, it'll be awful once the memories start trickling in.

you should photoshop a dolphin tat on his picture and freak Kosma out.

[drew]

wait, so youre for prop 8?  in case you didnt know that makes you a fag who said fag on gaf (which spelled backwards is also fag)

[sonarrat]

wait, so youre for prop 8?  in case you didnt know that makes you a fag who said fag on gaf (which spelled backwards is also fag)

No, I voted against Prop 8. But California's civil unions are the same as gay marriage was in the months prior to the passage of Prop 8, so it didn't make much of a difference either way.

[drew]

finally someone who isnt a politically correct care bear

synthesizer patel can fuck off forever

[CajoleJuice]

i don't think you understand what prop 8 is

[Tieno]

wait so a fag can say fag on gaf without being banned?  WHOA DOUBLE STANDARDS

It's like distinguished black fellow, distinguished black fellows can say distinguished black fellow. feggits can say taco or call themselves taco.

[drew]

i don't think you understand what prop 8 is

yeah its been along time since november when i voted against gays getting kids

i suppose then its the other way around in which case i hope you find your way back to gaf once your ban is up

[CajoleJuice]

i don't think you understand what prop 8 is

yeah its been along time since november when i voted against gays getting kids

i suppose then its the other way around in which case i hope you find your way back to gaf once your ban is up

what

[sonarrat]

i don't think you understand what prop 8 is

yeah its been along time since november when i voted against gays getting kids

i suppose then its the other way around in which case i hope you find your way back to gaf once your ban is up

There's no ban, I'm just here because OA is down. GAF is getting harder and harder to tolerate. I had only been back at OA for a month or so and then it vanishes, sigh.

[drew]

what

replace "you" and "your" in my post with "sonorrat"

you need to stick around for codmw2 discussion

[BlackMage]

That's fucking terrible.  It took place right outside a good friends apartment (like right outside) and shit like still happens there more than most San Franciscans would like to admit. Hope he gets better and they catch the fucked that did it.

Do you really think he was gay-bashed? He doesn't remember anything and was supposedly just walking down the street. Can one be screaming gay just by doing that? it's not like he skipping while singing.

The thing about Nick is, he is the gayest gay I've ever seen. In fact, that's all he talks about.

[sonarrat]

In the Castro at night targeted towards a male?  Yeah it's most likely gay bashing.  It's not like there is a lot of random baseball bat attacks that aren't muggings in other sections of the city.

Also it's a fairly safe and exclusive area otherwise. There's no way it was anything other than a closeted meathead acting out on an innocent target.

[sonarrat]

That's fucking terrible.  It took place right outside a good friends apartment (like right outside) and shit like still happens there more than most San Franciscans would like to admit. Hope he gets better and they catch the fucked that did it.

Do you really think he was gay-bashed? He doesn't remember anything and was supposedly just walking down the street. Can one be screaming gay just by doing that? it's not like he skipping while singing.

The thing about Nick is, he is the gayest gay I've ever seen. In fact, that's all he talks about.

I don't understand how that can be someone's entire identity either. Maybe I'm just modest, but I don't want some random jerkoff on the street to know what I do behind closed doors and be able to personally confront me about it.

[Fresh Prince]

Eh I don't see him as any different to jocks. For some people their sex life is their life. Whatever.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Right wing terrorism strikes again

[Phoenix Dark]

Holy fucking shit
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371111

 :'( :'( :'(

[sonarrat]

It's all about the pride and making it easier for closeted gays to come out, some people perceive that as important, ever though it sometimes degrades into full exposure of some stereotypes that the community is trying to shake off.

You mean like the stereotype of a lanky well-to-do white gay man walking on Castro Street in San Francisco? Yeah, that just doesn't do it for me.

[Diunx]

What do you thing that we have been talking about PD?

[Fresh Prince]

This thread is too big for it's own good.