The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[drew]

BITCHES LEAVE

[BlackMage]

send all oa stalkers, sonytards, and simps up the river, please

but im a sonytard  :'(

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Hi guys. Hope ya have fun here.

[Van Cruncheon]

send all oa stalkers, sonytards, and simps up the river, please

but im a sonytard  :'(

you're not an oa sonytard. you are a beaten-down subject of the xfe and the m$-ocracy here on the 'bore and are therefore one of us, albeit second-class

[FatalT]

My new 360, which I've only had for 43 days, just red ringed. Ugh.

[lennedsay]

send all oa stalkers, sonytards, and simps up the river, please

but im a sonytard  :'(

    

[demi]

My new 360, which I've only had for 43 days, just red ringed. Ugh.

haw haw. i've had my triple six on for 2 days straight and still going strong. more FUD to deal with i guess.

[anthonyOA]

Has anyone checked on Hans?

Hans? Are ya there buddy?

Someone locate his PS3. He'll be tethered 20 centimeters away from it charging his controller with that ridiculous USB cable 

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i've thrown out the bait. and now... we wait...

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[FatalT]

My new 360, which I've only had for 43 days, just red ringed. Ugh.

haw haw. i've had my triple six on for 2 days straight and still going strong. more FUD to deal with i guess.

I don't really understand what happened. It froze up on me about a week ago when I was playing Saint's Row 2 and I was just playing the Trials HD demo and it borked. I'm going to send it off this weekend because I bought the service plan for it at Best Buy so we'll see how that goes.

[Fresh Prince]

We found our new nerdy black man. PD relinquish your throne.

[lennedsay]

 

Poor PD... 

[Saint Cornelius]

Yo Toddler is one of the cool folk from OA, for reals.

[Van Cruncheon]

maybe he should post here, then, and not in that cesspit

[drew]

that nuka-cola guy is pretty cool

someone should invite him

[Saint Cornelius]

Okay, right. But there's a couple of things that make Evilbore a little, well... scary to OAers

(like what, you ask?)

• Lots of injokes.
• LOTS of homosexual flirting
• plenty of faces they probably haven't seen since they got banned by them at GAf
• the general presence of Willco and his Olimario-esque WAY OF CAPITALIZING THINGS
• no joke personas, well I mean, for the most part
• the general lawlessness of OA IS appealing and if it wasn't the REIROM ACCOUNT WOULD BE FUCK DEAD BY NOW

[Van Cruncheon]

we ain't here to gratify them, they're dysfunctional self-loathing social rejects

i consider anything we do to drive them away to be healthy

but if toddler is cool, he should prefer the textual buttfucking and willco baiting and real talk, as opposed to the simping and stalking and posing and endless cries for validation

just saying

[demi]

We have lots of that too

[Van Cruncheon]

on the other hand, i really miss haranguing that crazy fucknut, uh, shit, can't remember his name, the former hair model guy with the borderline personality disorder

[Van Cruncheon]

demi is a cigarillo

[Saint Cornelius]

we ain't here to gratify them, they're dysfunctional self-loathing social rejects

remember when you say 'them' you're referring to me, Cyanista, all the GAffers under the Reirom alias...

i consider anything we do to drive them away to be healthy

cutting such a wide swath is unappealing. there ARE good people at OA.

but if toddler is cool, he should prefer the textual buttfucking and willco baiting and real talk, as opposed to the simping and stalking and posing and endless cries for validation

give him a minute. he'll be posting titties and links to dope dance albums if you stop pointing at laughing at LOL OAers.

[Fresh Prince]

The virtue\vice of this board is that it's small. Too small.

[Van Cruncheon]

saint, i'm not, but i am more than happy to find fault in you and cyanista for hanging around there if that's what you like

[Himu]

We found our new nerdy black man. PD relinquish your throne.

PD and Anthony don't watch anime. Me and Beezy win.

[Saint Cornelius]

saint, i'm not, but i am more than happy to find fault in you and cyanista for hanging around there if that's what you like

i'd like you to be a little more tolerant if you don't fucking mind, my friend

[FatalT]

give him a minute. he'll be posting titties and links to dope dance albums if you stop pointing at laughing at LOL OAers.

Tell him to make a dance album thread. Naow.

[Van Cruncheon]

i am a prince of tolerance. hey, if oa can integrate without bringing their toxic needy culture, more's the pleasant. oa's been good to you, right, my nicca?

[Fresh Prince]

He used the word tethered, tethered

Nobody uses that word anymore, let alone in the context of a gaming console. Also he's in Europe?

[Himu]

Drinky, what are you wearing right now?

He used the word tethered, tethered

Nobody uses that word anymore, let alone in the context of a gaming console. Also he's in Europe?

He's in the UK.

[Van Cruncheon]

a crappy billabong t-shirt, sport jacket, jeans, black socks, and nipple clamps

[Saint Cornelius]

oa's been good to you, right, my nicca?

not as a whole, no. but there are some good people there.

[Himu]

Ohhhh, tell me about the nipple clamps 

[Bildi]

Thank god you're not one of those weirdos that wears shoes in the house.

[Saint Cornelius]

a crappy billabong t-shirt, sport jacket, jeans, black socks, and nipple clamps

is tonight a special night or some shit? awful fancy there, sweetie 

[Fresh Prince]

Billabong  

[Van Cruncheon]

it's a got-off-work, time-to-lactate-blood kinda night!

[Van Cruncheon]

Billabong  

costco, $12.99. i am the very living, breathing, chronically pompous avatar of uncool in the way only a 35-year-old middle manager can be

[BlueTsunami]

Thank god you're not one of those weirdos that wears shoes in the house.

I want a pair of these and I'd probably wear it around the house

[Fresh Prince]

I'll be like you one day 

[Powerslave]

wait so a fag can say fag on gaf without being banned?  WHOA DOUBLE STANDARDS

I've used the word too, it's all about context.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13508878&postcount=2252

I think it's worse to calling someone or yourself a faggot meaning homosexual than using the word fag to describe someone who is just lame or a pussy.

[Bildi]

I want a pair of these and I'd probably wear it around the house

I think they'd offer great protection from sea urchin spikes.

[Brehvolution]

When gaf is down, this place blows up.
When OA or some shit goes down, this place blows up.
Is EB forum purgatory?

[BlueTsunami]

I want a pair of these and I'd probably wear it around the house

I think they'd offer great protection from sea urchin spikes.

Hell yes. And they make a super durable running/sprinting one too (with heel strap to keep it in place). Also Mountain Climbing, Watersports etc. Though, running past a group of College women with those on... I don't know how I could explain that away...  :'(

[Bildi]

It shows how confident you are in your masculinity and heterosexualness.

Admittedly, the college women will just see a massive pansy running past.

[tiesto]

give him a minute. he'll be posting titties and links to dope dance albums if you stop pointing at laughing at LOL OAers.

Tell him to make a dance album thread. Naow.

Don't know the guy but he can definitely stay if he wants to post titties and dance albums...

[sonarrat]

wait so a fag can say fag on gaf without being banned?  WHOA DOUBLE STANDARDS

I've used the word too, it's all about context.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13508878&postcount=2252

I think it's worse to calling someone or yourself a faggot meaning homosexual than using the word fag to describe someone who is just lame or a pussy.

Calling someone else a taco, yes. Yourself, not so much. Can't agree with that one.

When gaf is down, this place blows up.
When OA or some shit goes down, this place blows up.
Is EB forum purgatory?

It's that fucking "Report to Moderator" link right where the "Reply/Quote" should be. Bugs the shit out of me!

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17088792&postcount=160

one of the most creepy posts I've ever seen

[drew]

Thank god you're not one of those weirdos that wears shoes in the house.

im wearing shoes

in a house

right now

you mad?

[Don Flamenco]

He used the word tethered, tethered

Nobody uses that word anymore, let alone in the context of a gaming console. Also he's in Europe?

what?  fuck that shit..


Tether ball

[Fresh Prince]

Those children look mentally disabled. Also I remember tether ball from Napolean Dynamite another film for and about the mentally disabled.

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17088792&postcount=160

one of the most creepy posts I've ever seen

Why would people buy that. Just cum in a sock and throw it in the washer.

[Madrun Badrun]

Tether ball is really awesome.  More awesome than Fresh prince.  If I ever had to choose between the world having tether ball or  Prince living, I would choose tether ball. 

[Don Flamenco]

Those children look mentally disabled. Also I remember tether ball from Napolean Dynamite another film for and about the mentally disabled.

you australians just judge our U.S. culture from your ivory towers

bet you've never even played four square
 

[drew]

just cum in a sock and throw it in the washer.

i never got this

its fucking gross

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i dont wear socks

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[demi]

Why? You have rags just like the rest of em. You arent actually supposed to wear the sock.

[Bildi]

Thank god you're not one of those weirdos that wears shoes in the house.

im wearing shoes

in a house

right now

you mad?

Nah.

You don't cum in socks so it balances out.

[Beezy]

Thank god you're not one of those weirdos that wears shoes in the house.

im wearing shoes

in a house

right now

you mad?

i dont wear socks

[Fresh Prince]

Tether ball is really awesome.  More awesome than Fresh prince.  If I ever had to choose between the world having tether ball or  Prince living, I would choose tether ball. 

This doesn't suprise me considering you are akin to Napolean Dynamite.

We play four square.

[Bildi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17088792&postcount=160

one of the most creepy posts I've ever seen

Had a look at the video.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=185_1249767801

0:21 is a moment.  Until that point I wasn't really sure what was going on.

[Fresh Prince]

ghostbuster slime toy

[Cyanista]

saint, i'm not, but i am more than happy to find fault in you and cyanista for hanging around there if that's what you like

I have SO many faults.  I can help!

1.  I'm too hot.
3.  I'm not a hairy gay bear.
4.  I forget that I browse forums sometimes for days on end.
5.  I sell dildos. 
6.  I put off packing for trips until late the night before, only to realize I left all my appropriate travel bags in Texas. *
7. **


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** I skipped number 2 on this list because math is hard.