Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3037609 times)

Himu · « **Reply #34860 on:** October 18, 2009, 09:53:34 PM »

nsfw?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[youtube=560,345]YNTQKnJ6pxM[/youtube]

[close]

Holy shit fuck

chronovore · « **Reply #34861 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:37:08 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 18, 2009, 08:57:26 PM

That actually looks kinda tame for a surgery video but I'm just amazed at the dimensions of the fungi. He probably didn't even notice it until he couldn't breathe through his left nostril I guess.

Quote from: Himuro on October 18, 2009, 09:35:23 PM

This is one of the most amazing videos on youtube. The music makes it for me.

I seriously can't get that fucking video out of my head. The scene where the forceps tug and break the pod, exposing dry fungus inside, powdering the rest of the cavity... ewwwww. That shit is going to grow back unless Wonder Doctor with the rock soundtrack seriously pumps a gallon of saline through there. Ew. Ew. Ew.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #34862 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:13:17 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 18, 2009, 07:23:47 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 18, 2009, 04:53:31 PM
Perfect example of a dumb GAF thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377334

That guy was a confirmed VM. lol

Only banned because Tyler didn't get any money from it.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34863 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:28:09 PM »

surgery vids?

anyone else here hopelessly addicted to reddit?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #34864 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:28:45 PM »

[youtube=560,345]dB3yT5DoM0Y&feature=related[/youtube]
Try to get that song out of your head.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34865 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:42:25 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 18, 2009, 10:37:08 PM

I seriously can't get that fucking video out of my head. The scene where the forceps tug and break the pod, exposing dry fungus inside, powdering the rest of the cavity... ewwwww. That shit is going to grow back unless Wonder Doctor with the rock soundtrack seriously pumps a gallon of saline through there. Ew. Ew. Ew.

He probably gets some sort of fungicidal medication or something. Maybe something similar to what they give people with athlete's foot?

I'm going through some of his videos and this one was the most interesting so far:
[youtube=560,345]JU5qqXQ7Xv4[/youtube]

It's not that gross at all if you don't mind blood. The video shows the superstitious practice for dealing with the nosebleed of this patient and how it doesn't work and then you see the doctor find the bleeding point and cauterize it in like a couple minutes.

This is what you don't hear about alternative medicine.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34866 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:43:09 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 11:28:45 PM

[youtube=560,345]dB3yT5DoM0Y&feature=related[/youtube]
Try to get that song out of your head.

so awesome

Himu · « **Reply #34867 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:00:11 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 18, 2009, 10:37:08 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on October 18, 2009, 08:57:26 PM
That actually looks kinda tame for a surgery video but I'm just amazed at the dimensions of the fungi. He probably didn't even notice it until he couldn't breathe through his left nostril I guess.

Quote from: Himuro on October 18, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
This is one of the most amazing videos on youtube. The music makes it for me.

I seriously can't get that fucking video out of my head. The scene where the forceps tug and break the pod, exposing dry fungus inside, powdering the rest of the cavity... ewwwww. That shit is going to grow back unless Wonder Doctor with the rock soundtrack seriously pumps a gallon of saline through there. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Probably had to eat some yogurt, which helps not cause fungus activity in the body.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34868 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:05:59 AM »

If that's the case I suggest snorting up some yogurt with your nose too - just to be safe.

Beezy · « **Reply #34869 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 11:28:45 PM

[youtube=560,345]dB3yT5DoM0Y&feature=related[/youtube]
Try to get that song out of your head.

Lol I love it!

archie4208 · « **Reply #34870 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'?

I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

Himu · « **Reply #34871 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:00:06 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #34872 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:06:11 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'? I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

Video games are stacked with great stories like Eternal Darkness, Halo, Mother 3 and Uncharted!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #34873 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:06:54 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'? I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

Dreamfall though -

Himu · « **Reply #34874 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:07:54 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on October 19, 2009, 01:06:11 AM

Quote from: archie4208 on October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'? I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

Video games are stacked with great stories like Eternal Darkness, Halo, Mother 3 and Uncharted!

demi · « **Reply #34875 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:09:56 AM »

Freedom Fighters probably has one of the best stories I've seen.

[youtube=560,345]ZV3u9Tt9Oe8[/youtube]

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34876 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:41:47 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'? I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

The only correct answer is Metal Wolf Chaos:

Quote

Michael Wilson is the President of The United States, a relative of some kind of Woodrow Wilson as a parallel to the real life presidency of George W. Bush of the time of the game's release[1]. Vice President Richard Hawk (a play on the term War Hawk, and possibly a parody of Dick Cheney's influence) decides to usurp Wilson's presidency, shifts the armed forces' loyalty to him and attacks Wilson with their support.

However, Wilson escapes from the White House in his powered armor, and after reaching Air Force One flies to the west coast of the United States. He then starts to take America back by liberating cities and outposts going from west to east.
When Wilson returns to the White House, Hawk isn't there. Wilson discovers that he's in Las Vegas and goes there to fight his usurper, but he escapes in a rocket and goes to a space station. Wilson and Hawk battle in space, with the President ultimately saving the United States of America from nuclear destruction and destroying his enemy.

Diunx · « **Reply #34877 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:46:05 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 19, 2009, 12:47:05 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377360

Metal Gear Solid has a 'great story'? I guess it is true if you apply it to videogame standards.

Himu · « **Reply #34878 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:02:19 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34879 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:04:14 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2009, 02:02:19 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

MTV generation smh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34880 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:06:17 AM »

That reminds me of my friend who is trying to make it as a director, but hates watching movies made before 1989.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34881 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:16:23 AM »

Sounds like a buddy of mine who goes to Full Sail. Thinks Dare Devil was an enjoyable movie :'(

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #34882 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:17:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 07:29:05 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/18/the-rock-obama-returns-sn_n_325052.html

This skit could have been so much better

what the fuck? how can they even fuck this up? Just have The Rock go crazy and be himself instead of this stupid Incredible Hulk bullshit.

SNL writers smh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34883 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:20:15 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 19, 2009, 02:16:23 AM

Sounds like a buddy of mine who goes to Full Sail. Thinks Dare Devil was an enjoyable movie :'(

In before ManaByte goes bu bu bu bu THE DIRECTOR'S CUT.

Himu · « **Reply #34884 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:20:22 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 19, 2009, 02:16:23 AM

Sounds like a buddy of mine who goes to Full Sail. Thinks Dare Devil was an enjoyable movie :'(

Uh that's not the same thing. There's a difference between finding something low brow enjoyable, and calling something low brow's literary or cinematic merit GREAT, like, for instance, saying Super Mario Bros. has great writing.

I like Final Fantasy VIII's story because it's entertaining to me. But in now way am I going to say it's a GREAT story either.

Then again, I haven't seen Daredevil. How bad is it?

Diunx · « **Reply #34885 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:41:56 AM »

Very bad.

archie4208 · « **Reply #34886 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:44:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18101279&postcount=257

Quote

Okay, I'm going to be specific as I can. Do any of those include:

-Fighting with elemental properties (fire, water, wind, etc.)
-A quest with several allies
-One on one fights with strategic use of supernatural abilities
-Transformations

What am I describing? Something typical of anime and manga. That is where my interests lie and if there is any novel with all 4 of these points in it, I will ehck it out in a heartbeat.

I guess a DND monster manual would be his definition of high literature.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34887 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:44:33 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2009, 02:20:22 AM

Then again, I haven't seen Daredevil. How bad is it?

On a scale of Reindeer Games to Good Will Hunting, I rate it a Paycheck.

MCD · « **Reply #34888 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:47:06 AM »

HOW CAN HE BE WRITE AND HATE AM READING WTF I DON'T EVEN

twerd · « **Reply #34889 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:03:55 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 19, 2009, 02:47:06 AM

HOW CAN HE BE WRITE AND HATE AM READING WTF I DON'T EVEN

okay, how about this. i'm a writer, but i hate to read a lot of books because i'm hyper-critical of writing in general, my own stuff included. if the language gets in the way of a story, or if the writing is overly enigmatic, i'll put it down.

MCD · « **Reply #34890 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:07:23 AM »

can i quote your tag?

twerd · « **Reply #34891 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:09:52 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 19, 2009, 03:07:23 AM

can i quote your tag?

drew will call you a gaf-fot, but go ahead.

MCD · « **Reply #34892 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:10:28 AM »

twerd · « **Reply #34893 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:11:07 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 19, 2009, 03:10:28 AM

nah

MCD
NOW I'VE LOST IT

Diunx · « **Reply #34894 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:13:07 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 19, 2009, 03:10:28 AM

nah

Do it man, don't be afraid of drew.

MCD · « **Reply #34895 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:19:12 AM »

too lazy.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #34896 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:29:32 AM »

[youtube=560,345]#t=05m00s[/youtube]

lol @ 5:00

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34897 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:33:32 AM »

soooo cool

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8313037.stm

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34898 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:37:08 AM »

also because we're on the topic of nose surgery

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8103506.stm

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34899 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2009, 02:20:22 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on October 19, 2009, 02:16:23 AM
Sounds like a buddy of mine who goes to Full Sail. Thinks Dare Devil was an enjoyable movie :'(

Uh that's not the same thing. There's a difference between finding something low brow enjoyable, and calling something low brow's literary or cinematic merit GREAT, like, for instance, saying Super Mario Bros. has great writing.

I like Final Fantasy VIII's story because it's entertaining to me. But in now way am I going to say it's a GREAT story either.

Then again, I haven't seen Daredevil. How bad is it?

Excuse me.

I meant to say, and I'm loosely quoting him, that he said: "I think Daredevil is a better comic book movie than any of the Spider-mans or Nolan Batmans."

spoiler (click to show/hide)

in before someone chimes in with a smug "he's not wrong."

[close]

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34900 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:35:02 AM »

It's pretty evident that all these fegs have no idea about good stories by the way they're praising Uncharted and it's ilk.

treythemovie · « **Reply #34901 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:44:10 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 19, 2009, 04:34:44 AM

Dear god that poor cosmic dude got destroyed; earned himself a tag and a permanent avatar on top of all the ridiculing. Even Segata earned himself a new tag too. No matter how much he screamed "I've got ADHD!", nobody softened the blow.

Dragona seems convinced that the guy is actually a literary mastermind who has simply been trolling us all with his brillance. She even gave him his avatar back and gave him a far nice tag. Personally, I don't think the poster's intentions should effect everyone else's response in this situation, but hey what do I know.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34902 on:** October 19, 2009, 04:55:55 AM »

Quote from: cosmicblizzard

Yeah, I don't know what I was trying to achieve by telling people here what my dream was. I knew no one would take me seriously. Maybe I just wanted someone to know seeing as none of my friends care I've written 4 unpublished games ranging from 268-405 pages each. I don't want to think they're worthless, but the environment I live in makes that very hard. Ironically, this thread doesn't make them feel worthless at all and makes me want to try harder just to prove everyone here wrong that a non-reader can craft a good story even if it isn't particularly well written.

Quote

I'm pretty self-conscious about my work and there's no way I'm posting it on the internet. I really only feel comfortable letting my friends in real life read my work. Even then, the only person that wanted to read it was a 40 year old professor. She thought both of the stories I had written at the time were awesome, but I'm pretty sure she had a major crush on me, so I don't know if I should take her word for it (philosophy of religion professor by the way).

Ok I've turned the corner on this guy

treythemovie · « **Reply #34903 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:25:39 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM

Quote from: treythemovie on October 19, 2009, 04:44:10 AM
Quote from: Jinfash on October 19, 2009, 04:34:44 AM
Dear god that poor cosmic dude got destroyed; earned himself a tag and a permanent avatar on top of all the ridiculing. Even Segata earned himself a new tag too. No matter how much he screamed "I've got ADHD!", nobody softened the blow.
Dragona seems convinced that the guy is actually a literary mastermind who has simply been trolling us all with his brillance. She even gave him his avatar back and gave him a far nice tag. Personally, I don't think the poster's intentions should effect everyone else's response in this situation, but hey what do I know.

I'm still reading the thread, I haven't gotten to the Dragona part.

Edit: Yeah, I just noticed the new tag and his old avatar.

Edit2: The anime avatar, the profile (where he lists anime again as one of his interests) and by taking a quick look at his history discredits Dragona's theory imo. When you consider his description of "favorite books" it all adds up.

I don't think he's the type of mastermind who'd create this character, add those bits of info to his profile, lay low for 8 months or so JUST waiting for the write opportunity to troll.

Yeah, only a complete dumbass wouldn't pretend to be "just kidding" in his situation if the oppurtunity arised. And Dragona pretty much gave him everything he needed on a silver platter with her repeated mentionings of Poe's Law.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34904 on:** October 19, 2009, 09:30:11 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18104044&postcount=227

segata on fire today

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34905 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:18:52 AM »

The thread title is over my head. I know what Persepolis is...but the rest I don't get

Jansen · « **Reply #34906 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:16:37 PM »

i can't believe a mod would be dumb enough to think that kid is a trolling mastermind.

MCD · « **Reply #34907 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:21:13 PM »

criminal scum

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34908 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:18:31 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 19, 2009, 12:36:50 PM

Man, I hope I don't get Jin for the Secret Santa.

Jin will send you a gift that you'll never forget.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's an IED.

[close]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34909 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:13:53 PM »

I'm sorry, that weebl horse flash video is fucking dumb and I can't understand why there is three pages dedicated to it, consisting of endless lolfaces. What the fuck.

BlackMage · « **Reply #34910 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:16:08 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 19, 2009, 02:13:53 PM

I'm sorry, that weebl horse flash video is fucking dumb and I can't understand why there is three pages dedicated to it, consisting of endless lolfaces. What the fuck.

it is fucking dumb. it seems to be funny only to a certain type of person.. can you guess

demi · « **Reply #34911 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:23:45 PM »

shut up woman get on my horse

demi · « **Reply #34912 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:02:05 PM »

BrandNew is just being ironic, do not mind him

twerd · « **Reply #34913 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:31:55 PM »

everything weebls-stuff does is always stupid and catchy. seriously, avoid that page like a plague, it'll ruin your life.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34914 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:36:00 PM »

sure it's catchy, but GAF posts consisting of "

"

like, really? it's just fucking random. Is there some underlying message I'm just not getting?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34915 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:46:01 PM »

Fuck I just sang a few lines out loud to myself.

Better than the new Muse album, for sure.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #34916 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:52:06 PM »

I'm back, did I miss anything?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34917 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 19, 2009, 09:40:30 AM

Fyi, Acosta is Arvie's alt.

I don't have an alt!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34918 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:55:01 PM »

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #34919 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 19, 2009, 03:54:25 PM

If ferrariman starts rofling I'm gonna eat my words and start hating it.

I know what you're talking about, that horse song.

It's annoying.

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3037609 times)