E-Match of the millenium Warcock VS Drinky Crow

[warcock]

Time: TBA
Format: warcraft 3 The frozen throne
Location: Battle.net,The WORLD WIDE WEB

Synopsis: This is it gents, the david and goliath match of this millenia. Drinky crow the voluptuous and witty suburban white man is set to challenge "surly" sand distinguished black fellow, warcock. Drinky, a man with no formal recent warcraft 3 experience has agreed to take on an actively playing playa. I am now tired of coming up with sentences, and so LOOK FORWARD TO THIS. The replay will be saved and posted by either winning party im assuming. GL HF

[warcock]

My first statement to the opposing party : "i am going to rip you to shreds, then rape your wife and eat your new baby. All of this in less then 5 minutes or money back. GUARENTEED"

[bluemax]

You're not black.

[Himu]

I hope you lose. FFXII sucks.

[TVC15]

I hope you lose. FFXII sucks.

It's better than Shitmue.

[Phoenix Dark]

I haven't played WCIII in awhile either. I never was able to find a niche with any of the races. First I thought I was good with the Undead but then I'd keep getting owned online. So I switched to Orc and found more temporary success

[Himu]

I hope you lose. FFXII sucks.

It's better than Shitmue.

FFXII sucks.

[TVC15]

I hope you lose. FFXII sucks.

It's better than Shitmue.

FFXII sucks.

It's mediocre with an annoying game system.  Shenmue has absolutely nothing above shit level quality.

[Himu]

Music, atmosphere, and graphics (for it's time). Also, awesome cinematics that keep you in the game because they're interactive.

I'll give you the story and gameplay because they're not for everyone I guess. Shenmue II is still better than FFXII.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shenmue

The Waterworld of videogames

[TVC15]

I'll give you the story and gameplay because they're not for everyone I guess. Shenmue II is still better than FFXII.

I liked Shenmue 2 less than 1, though I played them years apart.  I couldn't deal witht he godawful localization and the jarring framerate change between fights and the rest of the game.  Also the fighting was retardedly easy.

[Himu]

Yeah, the game is pretty easy, but so is Okami, no?

Xbox version sucks.

[TVC15]

What does Okami have to do with any of this?  I don't recall ever holding it up as a great game.  It's merely okay.

[Van Cruncheon]

Twilight Princess is easier than Okami, so you still lose!

[Himu]

Yeah, TP is pretty fucking easy, but not easier than Okami. Come on.

What the fuck is with these piss easy games? 

[TVC15]

Yeah, TP is pretty fucking easy, but not easier than Okami. Come on.

What the fuck is with these piss easy games? 

They are piss easy, but unlike Shenmue, they aren't total shit.

[Himu]

Agree to disagree! I refuse to let Shenmue ruin our love for eachother!

[BlackMage]

Warcock vs Drinky Crow? Is this a battle for the supidest mother fuckers on the planet because I would have a hard time choosing on that front.

[TVC15]

What's your problem with my warcock, you dickhead?

[BlackMage]

What's your problem with my warcock, you dickhead?

he started it.

[TVC15]

What's your problem with my warcock, you dickhead?

he started it.

He can probably whip yo' ass at CS so he's allowed to start shit.

[BlackMage]

What's your problem with my warcock, you dickhead?

he started it.

He can probably whip yo' ass at CS so he's allowed to start shit.

I don't even like computer science!!!!

[Van Cruncheon]

bm, why you gotta hate

i got a new laptop to shed warcock's blood with

Turion64x2 HL-56
2 GB PC4200 DDR-RAM
Geforce 6150 Go

[Human Snorenado]

I hope you lose. FFXII sucks.

It's better than Shitmue.

This is true.  The crap I just took is better than Shenmue, tho.

[TVC15]

Cmon warcock, hardware weigh in.  What are you driving?

[warcock]

core 2 6700
geforce 7900 gt
1 gig ram

MY PC IS NAKED>

[TVC15]

1 gig of RAM?  Does that even run minesweeper?

[warcock]

i lag when i INSERT flags WINK WINK

[warcock]

Evilore won.

[TEEEPO]

 

[Human Snorenado]

Haha, look at Himu saying FFXII sucked.


...Shenmue is still the fuckin' worst, tho

[TVC15]

warcock I still love you.

[warcock]

  <3 tvc even though i'm WOKE AF

[Phoenix Dark]

Shenmue

The Waterworld of videogames

still rings true today

[demi]

hi warcock

[warcock]

hai demi sempai 

[chronovore]

Christ, I'm gonna hafta give warcock my Bore Thread Necromancer tiara.

[Van Cruncheon]

we still on, brah

[Oblivion]

Shenmue

The Waterworld of videogames

still rings true today

You're wrong, PD.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Waterworld actually recouped its production costs in the end

[close]

[Himu]

I warmed up to FFXII. It was just so different at the time. Took me years to warm up to it and the thing that made me like it was realizing that I was playing it wrong the entire time which made the game tedious af.

[thisismyusername]

FFXII sucks.

I warmed up to FFXII. It was just so different at the time. Took me years to warm up to it and the thing that made me like it was realizing that I was playing it wrong the entire time which made the game tedious af.

You and a bunch of johnny-come-lately's. Fuck you Even in 2007 it was a breath of Fresh Air for the series since ATB and smashing X through menus was stale as fuck.

Honestly, I really want Square to give me FFXI and XIV in that sort of package. Let me explore those worlds with gambits and the like.

[Himu]

FFXII sucks.

I warmed up to FFXII. It was just so different at the time. Took me years to warm up to it and the thing that made me like it was realizing that I was playing it wrong the entire time which made the game tedious af.

You and a bunch of johnny-come-lately's. Fuck you Even in 2007 it was a breath of Fresh Air for the series since ATB and smashing X through menus was stale as fuck.

Honestly, I really want Square to give me FFXI and XIV in that sort of package. Let me explore those worlds with gambits and the like.

I'm sorry but it took me, and others, a long time to wrap our heads around gambits. It was just really different and I think most people started to appreciate XII more down the line.

[thisismyusername]

I know that, sweetheart. But I'm just calling you out because you and a lot of the fanbase were going "WORST. GAME. EVAR." and then 13 comes out and ya'll are like "OMG 12 BEST GAME EVAR." It's like "I see you fake bitches.👀👀👀👀👀👀👀"

[Himu]

For the record, I came around to FF12 before 13 came out.

[thisismyusername]

I really wish I had that /v/ post of that Miyamoto "FUCK RU! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU RIKE!" because it really applies to a lot of the Final Fantasy fanbase at that time. It pissed me off a lot of the Fanbase couldn't accept the MMO-trappings and ability to cut out a lot of tedium in the series when 12 launched.

Same thing with Persona 3 and the complaining about the AI: I never really had a problem with the AI controlled party in Persona 3, but people bitched to high-heaven to where Persona 4-5 allows direct controls. It's like "why would you want to do so many Menu smashings?"

[Oblivion]

FFXII sucks.

I warmed up to FFXII. It was just so different at the time. Took me years to warm up to it and the thing that made me like it was realizing that I was playing it wrong the entire time which made the game tedious af.

You and a bunch of johnny-come-lately's. Fuck you Even in 2007 it was a breath of Fresh Air for the series since ATB and smashing X through menus was stale as fuck.

Honestly, I really want Square to give me FFXI and XIV in that sort of package. Let me explore those worlds with gambits and the like.

Not to nitpick, but I do believe FFXII came out in 2006.

[thisismyusername]

FFXII sucks.

I warmed up to FFXII. It was just so different at the time. Took me years to warm up to it and the thing that made me like it was realizing that I was playing it wrong the entire time which made the game tedious af.

You and a bunch of johnny-come-lately's. Fuck you Even in 2007 it was a breath of Fresh Air for the series since ATB and smashing X through menus was stale as fuck.

Honestly, I really want Square to give me FFXI and XIV in that sort of package. Let me explore those worlds with gambits and the like.

Not to nitpick, but I do believe FFXII came out in 2006.

You're right, it did. Point still remains, a lot of the fanbase HATED it at the time and it pissed me off.

[team filler]

Great screen name!

[headwalk]

alright war mate, you peddling prescription drugs to bored housewives for sexual favours yet?