I've noticed a phrase that goes something like, "I'M IN YOUR _____, _____ING YOUR _____."
Anytime someone says that, automatic spiked bat up their ass. I'm certain some overweight World of Warcraft playing, nerd-girl came up with that one. Fucking stupid.
The rest don't really bother me that much and I just attribute them to the general malaise that comes when you spend too much time on the internet.