Arrested Development: OMG

[MrAngryFace]

I needed to see a OMG Arrested Development thread on the forum today, because it IS OMG.

[Cheebs]

Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Michael: Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Tobias: Butterscotch! Want a lick?

[Flannel Boy]

[Cheebs]

Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

[Flannel Boy]

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

[Cheebs]

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.

[Flannel Boy]

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

[Flannel Boy]

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Cheebs]

Even if that means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up.

[TakingBackSunday]

Well, I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

[Himu]

[bluemax]

Best Show on tv in years.

[Human Snorenado]

Michael!  I blue myself!

[TakingBackSunday]

I really wish I'mOscar.com was a real site.

[Coop]

Imoscar.com was a real site but fox took it down awhile ago.

[Saint Cornelius]

[Human Snorenado]

ILLUSIONS, Michael.  Tricks are something a whore does for money.  (Notices children)  Or Cocaine!

[Yeti]

ILLUSIONS, Michael.  Tricks are something a whore does for money.  (Notices children)  Or Cocaine!

I liked the version where he says candy instead of cocaine better.