World’s oldest person turns 115

[MrAngryFace]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14458548/?GT1=8404

The picture made me laugh

‘I never damaged my body with liquor,’ he says

Unfortunately for him its been proven that certain liquor in moderate doses promotes health. Lolz.

Haha then later it says at 90! he quit his 76 YEAR LONG SMOKING HABIT. Sorry buddy, if anything is gonna kill you its 76 YEARS OF SMOKING.


I hope I go before im that gone, BUT I hope I go RIGHT before im that gone...whew. BACK OFF KARMA lolz

[Van Cruncheon]

i bet he gets head every day from his plumper grand-niece

that's how they roll in them third-world nations

i smell a future tbs blog update

"what the hell is up with these little Island Nations, bruh? Fat chicks and old folks in a little piece of land run by a guy with a beard that smokes cigars? Try that banana republic shit in my neck of the rural Michigan streets, and you'll get a whiff of that Stronger Ether(R)!"

[Phoenix Dark]

My grand dad smoked for 70 years. He's about 82 now, and hasn't smoked in 2 years. Damn.

[The Black Stallion]

i bet he gets head every day from his plumper grand-niece

that's how they roll in them third-world nations

i smell a future tbs blog update

"what the hell is up with these little Island Nations, bruh? Fat chicks and old folks in a little piece of land run by a guy with a beard that smokes cigars? Try that banana republic shit in my neck of the rural Michigan streets, and you'll get a whiff of that Stronger Ether(R)!"

You stay on my dick, fagget.

[Van Cruncheon]

That ether just ain't strong enough for DEEZ NUTZ(tm).

[Christopher]

damn he looks like a zombie, but good for him I'm glad someone is alive that long.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't want to be that old and crusty. Take me out when I'm 50

[TVC15]

He looks like he wants to die.  I bet he hasn't had a stiffy in several decades.

[Flannel Boy]

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[Phoenix Dark]

I saw a porno with this old guy getting sucked off by Ava Devine. It was quite disturbing, especially considering the download title said "Ava Devine Interracial Gangbang." Apparently the old guy was the host of the porn movie, and a minute later (as advertised) two black dudes came out and started the show.

[TVC15]

Mind you past 50 women are not sexually attractive (for the most part) and their husbands will mysteriously develop erectile dysfunction. As if the problem was the man's equipment and not the women's wrinkled saggy bodies.

Yeah, but old people can always go to the playground or look out the window and jerk it to teenagers.