Malek Should...

[Flannel Boy]

 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Don't give up yet.

[Flannel Boy]

Don't give up yet.

Give up on what? Cutting myself isn't an option on the poll. 

[Mupepe]

listen to max and I.  I'm telling you, dude.  Rejection and women get easier to deal with them each time.

[Flannel Boy]

listen to max and I.  I'm telling you, dude.  Rejection and women get easier to deal with them each time.

I'm about to get rejected by every law school in Canada, why not add some chicks to the pile-o-rejection.

Right?
 

[TVC15]

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

[Madrun Badrun]

If your ever in doubt, listen to mupepe. 

[Mupepe]

Why the hell not?  

I love you, buddy.

But there's nothing more deperessing than the guys that don't even try.  Even if you don't find a girl, at least you tried.

[Flannel Boy]

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

Corporate law, trade law, or mergers and acquisitions.

If your ever in doubt, listen to mupepe. 

Good advice.

Why the hell not? 

I love you, buddy.

But there's nothing more deperessing than the guys that don't even try.  Even if you don't find a girl, at least you tried.

You are correct sir. And I am depressing.

[Mupepe]

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

Corporate law, trade law, or mergers and acquisitions.

If your ever in doubt, listen to mupepe. 

Good advice.

Why the hell not? 

I love you, buddy.

But there's nothing more deperessing than the guys that don't even try.  Even if you don't find a girl, at least you tried.

You are correct sir. And I am depressing.

So why don't you get some liquid courage in you and try it out on a few ladies?  A woman can always make you feel better.

[TVC15]

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

Corporate law, trade law, or mergers and acquisitions.

Jesus christ, dude.  Why waste the time going the Philosophy route if you were just going to go for pure evil anyway?  Why not take the English Major path to Law school?

[Flannel Boy]

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

Corporate law, trade law, or mergers and acquisitions.

If your ever in doubt, listen to mupepe. 

Good advice.

Why the hell not? 

I love you, buddy.

But there's nothing more deperessing than the guys that don't even try.  Even if you don't find a girl, at least you tried.

You are correct sir. And I am depressing.

So why don't you get some liquid courage in you and try it out on a few ladies?  A woman can always make you feel better.

There's a snow storm...
Most people are out of town...
cause...



Do I have to report my failures?

I wish you wouldn't be so sad, Malek.  What kind of law do you want to study?

Corporate law, trade law, or mergers and acquisitions.

Jesus christ, dude.  Why waste the time going the Philosophy route if you were just going to go for pure evil anyway?  Why not take the English Major path to Law school?

I had no interest in law at the time I picked my major.
Though I knew I was pure evil at the time. I was hoping philosophy would set me straight. GOOD LUCK HEGEL

[Christopher]

Is law school really for you dude do you really honestly want to do this?

[Flannel Boy]

Is money really for you dude do you really honestly want money?

Yes

[Mupepe]

There's a snow storm...
Most people are out of town...
cause...


Do I have to report my failures?

Hell no you don't.  If I reported all my failures, I'd make 4 or 5 threads a day about how I got rejected.  Just report back WHEN you get a number.

[Christopher]

Is money really for you dude do you really honestly want money?

Yes

Oh ok plenty of other ways to make big money - I'm going for a business management degree now / Finance - then explore what I really want to do.

I think you want to be a filthy rich cigarillo, I just want to have goooood money.

[Flannel Boy]

There's a snow storm...
Most people are out of town...
cause...


Do I have to report my failures?

Hell no you don't.  If I reported all my failures, I'd make 4 or 5 threads a day about how I got rejected.  Just report back WHEN you get a number.

Then you'll never hear from me again.

Oh ok plenty of other ways to make big money - I'm going for a business management degree now / Finance - then explore what I really want to do.

I think you want to be a filthy rich cigarillo, I just want to have goooood money.

Rich hetero sounds good too.

[Himu]

Oh come on, Malek. Let's see a pic of you man, you're a handsome guy. Show some of those girls your charm. I know you can do it, buddy!

[Mupepe]

There's a snow storm...
Most people are out of town...
cause...


Do I have to report my failures?

Hell no you don't.  If I reported all my failures, I'd make 4 or 5 threads a day about how I got rejected.  Just report back WHEN you get a number.

Then you'll never hear from me again.

Wanna make a bet on it?  You're bound to get a number.  You can do it man

[TVC15]

If you just want money, you're taking a difficult road to get there.  If your heart really isn't in it, do you really think you can beat out the truly evil fegs that are enthusiastic about law?

[Van Cruncheon]

fuck all this advice, dude. just get drunk, recall that you're more intelligent than 99% of GAF, jerk off to some nasty internet porn, and move on to the next day DRUNK SURLY and HORNY AS HELL

[Flannel Boy]

fuck all this advice, dude. just get drunk, recall that you're more intelligent than 99% of GAF, jerk off to some nasty internet porn, and move on to the next day DRUNK SURLY and HORNY AS HELL

DONE, DONE and I mean done.

Sorry Mupepe.

If you just want money, you're taking a difficult road to get there.  If your heart really isn't in it, do you really think you can beat out the truly evil fegs that are enthusiastic about law?

What else can I do with my worthless life. I'd actually like to take some distance math courses and become a math major. It was the only thing I was ever really good at. But at my age...

[TVC15]

fuck all this advice, dude. just get drunk, recall that you're more intelligent than 99% of GAF, jerk off to some nasty internet porn, and move on to the next day DRUNK SURLY and HORNY AS HELL

DONE, DONE and I mean done.

Sorry Mupepe.

If you just want money, you're taking a difficult road to get there.  If your heart really isn't in it, do you really think you can beat out the truly evil fegs that are enthusiastic about law?

What else can I do with my worthless life. I'd actually like to take some distance math courses and become a math major. It was the only thing I was ever really good at. But at my age...

how bout I just pay you like 100 dollars a week for blowjobs?

[Flannel Boy]

fuck all this advice, dude. just get drunk, recall that you're more intelligent than 99% of GAF, jerk off to some nasty internet porn, and move on to the next day DRUNK SURLY and HORNY AS HELL

DONE, DONE and I mean done.

Sorry Mupepe.

If you just want money, you're taking a difficult road to get there.  If your heart really isn't in it, do you really think you can beat out the truly evil fegs that are enthusiastic about law?

What else can I do with my worthless life. I'd actually like to take some distance math courses and become a math major. It was the only thing I was ever really good at. But at my age...

how bout I just pay you like 100 dollars a week for blowjobs?

I can swallow my pride, but there are some things that I simply can't swallow.

[Boogie]

What else can I do with my worthless life. I'd actually like to take some distance math courses and become a math major. It was the only thing I was ever really good at. But at my age...

Join the Mounties!

[max_cool]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

[Boogie]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

[bagofeyes]

Yeah, forget girls. Join the mounties!

[Mupepe]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

Erm, it's not really the hitting on girls part that gets you off, it's the girl that you hit on tugging on your wiener that gets you off.

[Madrun Badrun]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

I hate it - I'd rather meet a girl though people ect, but hitting on random girls will do wonders for you when you drunk.  Its fun, plus there are obvious rewards if you succeed, but most importantly it gets your mind off of bigger problems. 

[max_cool]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

I hate it - I'd rather meet a girl though people ect, but hitting on random girls will do wonders for you when you drunk.  Its fun, plus there are obvious rewards if you succeed, but most importantly it gets your mind off of bigger problems. 

exactly, and that is the point!

[Boogie]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

I hate it - I'd rather meet a girl though people ect, but hitting on random girls will do wonders for you when you drunk.  Its fun, plus there are obvious rewards if you succeed, but most importantly it gets your mind off of bigger problems. 

exactly, and that is the point!

except it doesn't, necessarily.  For those of us who absolutely stink at hitting on women, it can sometimes make us feel even more crappy.

[Madrun Badrun]

Then your thinking about it wrong.  Its about fun, and seeing if something will happen, not failing.  Its not about skill its about chance. 

[Mupepe]

Of course he should listen to me. I just might listen to me tonight

for people who don't like hitting on random girls, going out and hitting on random girls isn't going to make him feel better.

I hate it - I'd rather meet a girl though people ect, but hitting on random girls will do wonders for you when you drunk.  Its fun, plus there are obvious rewards if you succeed, but most importantly it gets your mind off of bigger problems. 

exactly, and that is the point!

except it doesn't, necessarily.  For those of us who absolutely stink at hitting on women, it can sometimes make us feel even more crappy.

so emo   

[Flannel Boy]

I'm full of poutine and gin. DRINKY won.

[Boogie]

Then your thinking about it wrong.  Its about fun, and seeing if something will happen, not failing.  Its not about skill its about chance. 

meh, I've just never had fun when going out with the explicit purpose of trying to hit on/flirt with women.

[Madrun Badrun]

Then your thinking about it wrong.  Its about fun, and seeing if something will happen, not failing.  Its not about skill its about chance. 

meh, I've just never had fun when going out with the explicit purpose of trying to hit on/flirt with women.

were you drunk enough?