Poll

You are in a dark, anonymous alley with The Dark Shake. He spies a half-eaten sandwich on the pavement and bends over to pick it up, groaning at the effort. His Dockers rip a little, exposing his lard-choked boypucker. Next?

You cram Scorcese's overrated IA fanservice pic in until it smooshes against the copy of Taxi Driver in there. (Turn to Page 24.)
1 (8.3%)
You can't bear to part with Scorsese's pompous remake, but you *do* have a copy of Borat handy. "WAH WAH WEE WAH" weeps Shake, as Borat's laminate surface ungently glides across his prostate. (Turn to Page 35.)
4 (33.3%)
You spoon his bitchtits and gently nuzzle your way into his anal affections. Later, you go back to his place and watch Little Black Book and cuddle. (Turn to Page 78.)
0 (0%)
You're TVC-15. David Fincher and David Cronenberg will collaborate on an NC-17 epic about the subsequent horrors of that night. (Turn to page 666.)
1 (8.3%)
Mupepe takes his mouth. You steer for the poop deck. London Bridge is under attack! (Turn to Page 69.)
6 (50%)

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Author Topic: An Evilbore Moral Quandary  (Read 825 times)

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Van Cruncheon

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An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« on: March 04, 2007, 02:46:44 PM »
VOTE PAPANGUSES, FINISH AM STORY
duc

Van Cruncheon

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 02:53:11 PM »
i'll put you down for "spoon bitchtits"
duc

Flannel Boy

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2007, 02:56:06 PM »
I'd shove Hegel's entire library up his pooper. It's where Hegel belongs.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2007, 02:57:44 PM »
is....is the mupepe option gang rape? wtf? 

Van Cruncheon

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2007, 02:59:24 PM »
there's a non-rape option for you big girl's blouses
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APF

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2007, 03:00:58 PM »
WAH WAH WEE WAH
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2007, 03:03:17 PM »
I'd go with Mupepe.

 :-*
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Flannel Boy

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Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2007, 03:03:45 PM »
I'd go with Mupepe.

 :-*
Can't go wrong with that option.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

  • Can he only eat just one?
  • The Walking Dead
Re: An Evilbore Moral Quandary
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 03:06:07 PM »
If poops wanted to take me up the bunghole, I'd kindly bend over and spread da cheeks.

 :o :-[
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