Guys fucking disgust me.

[omg_lemurs]

So I went to work today after school (yeah I have a part time job, fuck you). Well I won the lottery of who had to go clean the bathrooms. Mens and Womens alike. Okay so yeah first off why the fuck are guys so disgusting? Not only was there shit spray all over the toilet seat and around the bowl... but by the urinals and in front of the toilets there are little puddles of piss. Why do you guys have to be so vile? Isn't one of the benefits of having a penis that you can aim where you pee? So why the fuck can't you do it? I swear to God if they make me clean the bathrooms again I'm going to quit. It's bad enough having to empty the tampon and pad trash bins without having to scrub piss off the floor in the guys bathroom. You guys disgust me.

The second point to this thread is to say how disturbed and creeped out I was at work today when I read the graffiti of one of the bathroom stalls. There's shit written on the walls in the womens bathroom too but usually it's just someones name or something so yeah who cares. It wasn't the racial comments or swastikas or even the I SHAT HERE NOW YOU SHIT HERE NOW YOU HAVE HERPES LOL. Bathroom and school desk graffiti has provided me with much poignant social commentary on issues such as race, relationships, work, politics, and human anatomy. Consider my horizons broadend.

But what I saw that creeped me out so much was that there were things written on the stall about ME in the mens bathroom. "i want to eat cammys asshole and pussy" was actually written in permanent marker. I wanted to quit after I saw that and I talked to my manager about it. Really just fucking creepy that there's someone who I work with and talk to on a regular basis probably is writing shit like that on the bathroom walls and thinking it when they talk to me probably. There were a few other things written about me too on the walls and it just really made me feel like I wanted to crawl out of my skin. I like to think that not much offends me but this did. Don't ask me why because I put up with shit like that online on a fairly regular basis. It offended me more than evidence that there's a KKK presence in the area I live.

I might seem like I'm making a joke out of it and I don't want to make it seem like it bothers me any less because seriously... what the fuck. :/ You guys have no idea.

[bagofeyes]

Another brilliant lemurs thread. Go burn your bra (if you wear one yet)

[Homemade Milk]

hey, thats only in ur village probably, where i live we all play counter strike and aim hella good.

[BlackMage]

I heard women's bathrooms are pretty fucking rank so dont act like yo shit dont stink girlie

[Mupepe]

deal with it.  When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that.  Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc.  Fucking disgusting little whores.  Your breed is no better.  Besides, pussies look funny.

[Flannel Boy]

It was a sharpie and I wrote nothing about your asshole, just your cunny, honey.

[brawndolicious]

You guys use bathrooms?

[Beezy]

I've heard that girls bathrooms are fucking disgusting.

[Mupepe]

You guys use bathrooms?

girls fart rainbows and shit flowers

[Madrun Badrun]

It was a sharpie and I wrote nothing about your asshole, just your cunny, honey.

I wrote the ass part in.  High-five!

[omg_lemurs]

deal with it.  When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that.  Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc.  Fucking disgusting little whores.  Your breed is no better.  Besides, pussies look funny.

Toilet paper covered in shit is gross but there are trash cans or those little boxes on the stall wall for a reason and that's exactly it. You can't flush pads and stuff so what are you supposed to do with them? You throw them away, there's supposed to be a bag too so if it's just sitting there in the can without a bag that's gross but whatever. If it's wrapped in shitty toilet paper too that's gross. Normal people wrap it in non shitty paper. It's a fact of life women have periods. We can't help that, you can help pissing on and around the toilet and writing shit about people on the walls.

And dicks don't look funny?

The girls bathroom can smell pretty bad sometimes if nobody takes the trash out but there's not much can really be done about that. People in general are gross I give you that, but guys seem to be gross on purpose.

[brawndolicious]

You guys use bathrooms?

girls fart rainbows and shit flowers

never knew that.  The wonders of the bathroom.

[Boogie]

I worked at a campground for a couple summers, and one of the main parts of the job was cleaning washrooms.  In terms of male vs. female cleanliness of the washrooms, it was a draw.

[Mupepe]

deal with it.  When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that.  Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc.  Fucking disgusting little whores.  Your breed is no better.  Besides, pussies look funny.

Toilet paper covered in shit is gross but there are trash cans or those little boxes on the stall wall for a reason and that's exactly it. You can't flush pads and stuff so what are you supposed to do with them? You throw them away, there's supposed to be a bag too so if it's just sitting there in the can without a bag that's gross but whatever. If it's wrapped in shitty toilet paper too that's gross. Normal people wrap it in non shitty paper. It's a fact of life women have periods. We can't help that, you can help pissing on and around the toilet and writing shit about people on the walls.

And dicks don't look funny?

The girls bathroom can smell pretty bad sometimes if nobody takes the trash out but there's not much can really be done about that. People in general are gross I give you that, but guys seem to be gross on purpose.

are you trying to be coy?  That's what trash cans are for.  Are women really this ignorant?  The box is there to hold tampons in case you run out!!  not for you stick shit covered toilet paper and used tampons in!!  what the hell is wrong with you???

And you want to ask for equal rights?  get over yourselves.

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[Disposable White Guy]

We can't be emotionally gross to others, so we have to shit and piss on each other to compensate.  Sorry.

[Van Cruncheon]

i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her

spotted it in under a second

[Flannel Boy]

i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her

spotted it in under a second

[omg_lemurs]

deal with it.  When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that.  Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc.  Fucking disgusting little whores.  Your breed is no better.  Besides, pussies look funny.

Toilet paper covered in shit is gross but there are trash cans or those little boxes on the stall wall for a reason and that's exactly it. You can't flush pads and stuff so what are you supposed to do with them? You throw them away, there's supposed to be a bag too so if it's just sitting there in the can without a bag that's gross but whatever. If it's wrapped in shitty toilet paper too that's gross. Normal people wrap it in non shitty paper. It's a fact of life women have periods. We can't help that, you can help pissing on and around the toilet and writing shit about people on the walls.

And dicks don't look funny?

The girls bathroom can smell pretty bad sometimes if nobody takes the trash out but there's not much can really be done about that. People in general are gross I give you that, but guys seem to be gross on purpose.

are you trying to be coy?  That's what trash cans are for.  Are women really this ignorant?  The box is there to hold tampons in case you run out!!  not for you stick shit covered toilet paper and used tampons in!!  what the hell is wrong with you???

And you want to ask for equal rights?  get over yourselves.

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Fuck you Dragona!  You can't pluto me!

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I thought he was talking about the trash can next to the toilet. The movie theater I go to has a fixture on the stall wall where that shit goes.

[omg_lemurs]

i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her

spotted it in under a second

I was waiting for the paragraph where you were funny.

Wish me luck on my eternal search. :[

[Mupepe]

no no.  It's just a box that holds extra tampons and stuff.  They steal them all and then leave shit (literally) in there.  

Oh, and I've seen some disturbing shit (not literally) written on the mirrors with lipstick.

[BlackMage]

i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her

spotted it in under a second

I was waiting for the paragraph where you were funny.

Wish me luck on my eternal search. :[

i love it when you talk shit to drinky baby

[omg_lemurs]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh, and I've seen some disturbing shit (not literally) written on the mirrors with lipstick.

do tell?

[Mupepe]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

you've heard wrong.

[Beezy]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

 

[Disposable White Guy]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

I'm pretty sure we gave that up when we decided that clothes weren't such a bad idea after all.

[BlackMage]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

 

[Mupepe]

Oh, and I've seen some disturbing shit (not literally) written on the mirrors with lipstick.

do tell?

I remember one that said "Call *insert telephone number* for a small dick and herpes".  So that means she caught herpes?  I was always just... flabbergasted by that one.

[omg_lemurs]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

you've heard wrong.

My store manager was telling me she had to clean shit off the walls the other day. I'm not saying guys do it on a regular basis or that a lot of guys do but I'm sure some do. My stepdad told me that the bathrooms at where he used to work were so disgusting he tried to never use them.

[Ichirou]

Damn, dudes.  You're all pretty harsh. 

Though actually if I had to clean up the women's bathroom and there was obscene graffitti about me I'd be sorta flattered. 

[Mupepe]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

you've heard wrong.

My store manager was telling me she had to clean shit off the walls the other day.

She probably sprayed.

[Flannel Boy]

Lemurs are members of a class of attention whore known as teenage girls and make up the infraorder Lemuriformes. This type of primate is considered the evolutionary predecessor of Matlock. The term "lemur" is derived from the Latin word lemures, meaning "likes to make things up on the internets," and likely refers to the large BS stories which many of the nocturnal lemur species have.

[Madrun Badrun]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

I would prefer that you talk less about the disgustingness of guys and more on the ass licking part.  thanks. 

[Ichirou]

Maybe the dude wasn't even writing about her but was just a very big Super Street Fighter II fan.

Seriously, though, I wanna know what other kinds of things were written on the wall.

[omg_lemurs]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

[Mupepe]

Lemurs are members of a class of attention whore known as teenage girls and make up the infraorder Lemuriformes. This type of primate is considered the evolutionary predecessor of Matlock. The term "lemur" is derived from the Latin word lemures, meaning "likes to make things up on the internets," and likely refers to the large BS stories which many of the nocturnal lemur species have.

so you're saying... there's a chance?

[BlackMage]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

bros b4 hos

[Flannel Boy]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.

[Mupepe]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

bros b4 hos

fixed

[brawndolicious]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

[Flannel Boy]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?

[Madrun Badrun]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.

I think the change occurred in him when he got his name changed.  Its like the fat girl coming back to highschool after fat camp. 

  New malek. 

[bagofeyes]

I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.

I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.

Asshole.

Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.

 

[Ichirou]

I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.

"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too "
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe   "

[Mupepe]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?

If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved.  Would it not?  If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.

[Mupepe]

I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.

"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too "
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe   "

Ya think?   

[Madrun Badrun]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?

If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved.  Would it not?  If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.

 

[Flannel Boy]

I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.

"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too "
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe  "

That's also on the men's washroom.

[Ichirou]

Ya think?   

I'm quoting them from memory, but I'm pretty sure that's what they said.  

[brawndolicious]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?

If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved.  Would it not?  If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.

[Flannel Boy]

Ringo didn't believe in evolution.

Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?

If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved.  Would it not?  If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.

[Mupepe]

I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.

"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too "
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe   "

That's also on the men's washroom.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.

talk is cheap.  i fight dinosaurs before breakfast

Ya think?   

I'm quoting them from memory, but I'm pretty sure that's what they said.  

[brawndolicious]

HE BELIEVES.

[Ichirou]

I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. 

BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about.  It was called Caveman or something, right?  Pretty hilarious.

[Flannel Boy]

I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. 

I thought Mupepe started this thread. Oh well he ended it.

[Madrun Badrun]

I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. 

I know I just wish every thread of hers got derailed this good. 

[brawndolicious]

BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about.  It was called Caveman or something, right?  Pretty hilarious.

Probably, he played a caveman.

[Flannel Boy]

[Mupepe]

(Image removed from quote.)
"That's a big pecker!"

One on the left is mystified, the one in the middle mortified, the one on the right, intrigued.

[brawndolicious]

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"That's a big pecker!"