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Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« on: March 04, 2007, 11:32:20 PM »
IT'S ONLY 50 MORE CENTS AND LOOK HOW MUCH MORE YOU GET!

I'M GOING TO PUNCHASIZE YOUR FACE!

DO WE HAVE LITERACOLA?

LITER IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN COLA!

But seriously, so good.  It's a waste NOT TO!

Oh, and fuck you Supersize Me.  I hate you.  I hate you so much.  Now McDonalds doesn't advertise Supersize anymore because some porkers can't control themselves!

"Who needs a pound of french fries?"

I FUCKING DO!  YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT i FUCKING NEED BITCH MAN?!  :punch :punch

Real men eat a pound of french fries, bitch face.  Go back to your wife's fuckin veggie burgers and coli-green cunt.  I hope you die.
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BlackMage

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 11:33:45 PM »
i approve of this manly post
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM »
I like to eat healthy and keep lean
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2007, 11:35:01 PM »
rock on  :punch
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2007, 11:35:52 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
I like to eat healthy and keep lean
arent you a vegetarian? gtfo out of this manly thread poser. :punch
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BlackMage

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2007, 11:37:22 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
I like to eat healthy and keep lean

does that come with a vaginaplasty?
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2007, 11:37:42 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
I like to eat healthy and keep lean

You're in the right country.
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Mupepe

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2007, 11:38:47 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
I like to eat healthy and keep lean
what tha??  :punch :punch

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 11:41:25 PM »
I get pretty bloated and constipated every time I just smell McDonald's.

Might have to do with this book.
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Mupepe

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on March 04, 2007, 11:41:25 PM
I get pretty bloated and constipated every time I just smell McDonald's.

Might have to do with this book.
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.
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BlackMage

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2007, 11:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on March 04, 2007, 11:41:25 PM
I get pretty bloated and constipated every time I just smell McDonald's.

Might have to do with this book.
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.

you should also tell her to get a better job. there is absolutely no reason to work at mcdonalds.. unless she likes it there.
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bagofeyes

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2007, 11:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:38:47 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 04, 2007, 11:34:31 PM
I like to eat healthy and keep lean
what tha??  :punch :punch

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Don't you drink a million beers a day too?
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Yeah, that's why I have to eat healthy. It's called a balanced diet  :lol
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2007, 11:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.
Yeah but that is probably the shittiest American company to work for.  There's a difference in hearing the plight of the farmers, restaraunt workers, and factory workers in bringing you hamburgers and dating a girl with a cute butt.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2007, 11:47:45 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on March 04, 2007, 11:44:08 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on March 04, 2007, 11:41:25 PM
I get pretty bloated and constipated every time I just smell McDonald's.

Might have to do with this book.
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.

you should also tell her to get a better job. there is absolutely no reason to work at mcdonalds.. unless she likes it there.
She said she has quit before and basically they asked if she'd stay if they bumped her up to Assistant Manager.  So she stayed.  I didn't ask how much she's making, but it seems to be a fair bit.  She's got a nice car and nice things and her parents don't buy her anything apparently.  

She says she's looking for a nice office/secretarial job though.  But fuck, I love double cheeseburgers so I'm going to advise against that.
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Mupepe

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2007, 11:48:22 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on March 04, 2007, 11:46:58 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.
Yeah but that is probably the shittiest American company to work for.  There's a difference in hearing the plight of the farmers, restaraunt workers, and factory workers in bringing you hamburgers and dating a girl with a cute butt.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2007, 11:52:09 PM »
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2007, 11:53:09 PM »
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2007, 11:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
Since I met Julia, I get horny every time I smell McDonalds.  Seems I have a complex now.

 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2007, 11:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on March 04, 2007, 11:53:09 PM
:wag :wag :wag
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bagofeyes

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2007, 11:54:49 PM »
But onions are so delicious
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2007, 11:54:54 PM »
You're horny no matter where you are. ADMIT IT.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2007, 11:55:32 PM »
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 04, 2007, 11:54:54 PM
You're horny no matter where you are. ADMIT IT.
FINE!  HORNIER
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2007, 11:57:13 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:54:02 PM
Quote from: Christopher on March 04, 2007, 11:53:09 PM
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No Pickles AND onions are how I did my McDonalds burgers back in the day - only 3 more months till I reach my goal or timed goal - then I'll celebrate with a SUPERSIZe
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2007, 11:57:49 PM »
*highfive*

But you don't dig on pickles?
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2007, 11:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:57:49 PM
*highfive*

But you don't dig on pickles?

he only likes yours, mupepe
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2007, 12:00:41 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:52:44 PM
she really does have a cute butt though.
showing off with your health insurance and well-endowed woman.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2007, 12:03:46 AM »
Quote from: BlackMage on March 04, 2007, 11:58:43 PM


he only likes yours, mupepe
diced?  or speared inside of him?   :o

Quote from: am nintenho on March 05, 2007, 12:00:41 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 04, 2007, 11:52:44 PM
she really does have a cute butt though.
showing off with your health insurance and well-endowed woman.
If I wanted to show off, I'd mention (again) the fact that she can cook double cheeseburgers.  There's only a handful of slightly stoned teenagers across the country capable of doing that.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2007, 12:06:48 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:03:46 AM
If I wanted to show off, I'd mention (again) the fact that she can cook double cheeseburgers.  There's only a handful of slightly stoned teenagers across the country capable of doing that.
They're pre-cooked man.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2007, 12:07:37 AM »
Quote from: am nintenho on March 05, 2007, 12:06:48 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:03:46 AM
If I wanted to show off, I'd mention (again) the fact that she can cook double cheeseburgers.  There's only a handful of slightly stoned teenagers across the country capable of doing that.
They're pre-cooked man.
I thought they were dog or squirrel at least.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2007, 12:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:07:37 AM
I thought they were dog or squirrel at least.
They used to have rat in them sometimes.
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« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2007, 12:10:19 AM »
Quote from: am nintenho on March 05, 2007, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:07:37 AM
I thought they were dog or squirrel at least.
They used to have rat in them sometimes.
Quality's been declining as of late then.  I'll write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Ronald P. McDonald.
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« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2007, 12:12:33 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:10:19 AM
Quality's been declining as of late then.  I'll write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Ronald P. McDonald.
He'll probably read it while molesting one of his many child-slaves.
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« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2007, 12:15:49 AM »
Quote from: am nintenho on March 05, 2007, 12:12:33 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:10:19 AM
Quality's been declining as of late then.  I'll write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Ronald P. McDonald.
He'll probably read it while molesting one of his many child-slaves.
I'd die to see his red pubes.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2007, 12:17:29 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:15:49 AM
I'd die to see his red pubes.
I get hot every time I think about them.
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Re: Why the hell wouldn't you get super sized/biggie sized/Large/King size etc?
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2007, 12:17:36 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:15:49 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on March 05, 2007, 12:12:33 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 12:10:19 AM
Quality's been declining as of late then.  I'll write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Ronald P. McDonald.
He'll probably read it while molesting one of his many child-slaves.
I'd die to see his red pubes.
I'd die to see Jenny Lewis' red pubes. Now that would be a happy meal.
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