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omg_lemurs

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A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« on: March 05, 2007, 12:53:17 AM »
There's nothing worse than a gross patch of hair growing on the upper lip of a fat guys round bloated flabby head. I find it truly disgusting. If you're fat and have a mustache do yourself a favor and shave it off. It will make you look significantly less like a douche bag.
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 12:54:54 AM »
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 12:55:24 AM »
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
How's the stache coming in fatty?

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 12:56:27 AM »
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 12:57:34 AM »
IMO it's more of a child molestor "look"
How's the stache coming in fatty?

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2007, 12:57:51 AM »
It has to sort of the 'wispy' mustache for the peadophile look. 
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 12:57:56 AM »
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?
Two assholes who know each other? yeah coincidence. 

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 01:00:33 AM »
I don't get along very well with that many fat people...

Phoenix Dark

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2007, 01:01:04 AM »


Wow he might as well be saying "I rape young boys"
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2007, 01:03:40 AM »




First thing that came to mind Bob Hoskins :(

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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2007, 01:04:22 AM »


"why yes, i doooo like young boys."
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2007, 01:14:21 AM »
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2007, 01:18:10 AM »
I agree. I know this fat guy with a mustache and dull stupid looking eyes. I want to punch him in the throat based on how he looks alone. He's also an enormous asshole. Coincidence?

And after I wrote all those nice things about you in the men's bathroom...  :'(
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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 01:20:04 AM »
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2007, 01:46:57 AM »
Since I work two blocks away from the UN I used to run into Bolton (and the mustache :heartbeat ) all the time.

He'd look much better without it.

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Re: A mustache on a fat guy completes the scumbag "look"
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2007, 09:06:51 AM »
That's not a very flattering picture.


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