1. Mupepe: Gave me an STD but it was totally treatable.
2. bagofeyes: Wants me to move to another frickin' town.
3. cloudwalking: Likes candy. Will be a fatty in about ten years.
4. Drinky Crow: His penis is not as big as you would expect.
5. Demi: Everything he ever says is true, even when he lies.
6. BlackMage: Is not actually black.
7. PhoenixDark: Is not actually black.
8. Himuro: Posted a naked picture of himself on IRC, later claimed it was not actually him. If it actually is, though, he has a monster wang.
9. Solo: Only saw 15 movies last year.
10. lyte_edge: The most awesome person on EvilBore after Mupepe.