I got some pretty cool statues

[Ecrofirt]

Took the pictures with my shitty webcam, so please excuse the quality.

I found these in my grandmother's basement. I've been going down that basement for like 18 or 19 years now, and I just saw these for the first time. They're about a foot tall.

I can't believe there were Viking warriors in her basement. Apparently they were my grandfather's. My grandfather was pretty awesome.

[Mr.FuzzyBearz]

Did you get a manicure?

[Beezy]

Nice, but they'd be cooler if they were Spartans.

[Ecrofirt]

My grandfather also had this kickass pewter tankard down there. My grandmother gave it to me a few years back:


It holds about 16 ounces of your favorite beverage nicely.

My grandfather rocked.

[bagofeyes]

Are you a viking?

[Ecrofirt]

Did you get a manicure?

Nah, I just clipped my nails yesterday. Sorry I don't have long dirty nails.

[Ecrofirt]

Are you a viking?

I'm a few hundred years too late for that, I'm afraid

[Madrun Badrun]

Are you a viking?

I am.


How old are the statues?

[Ecrofirt]

Are you a viking?

I am.


How old are the statues?

Hell if I know. They're only plastic though. They're going to be proudly displayed on my dresser, alongside my skull candle holder.

[Ecrofirt]

Said skull candle holder:


And a neat gif of it:

[Yeti]

Cool statues, I would suggest using them for lawn ornaments but then they might get stolen.

[Ecrofirt]

Cool statues, I would suggest using them for lawn ornaments but then they might get stolen.

I'd say they're too small for something like that. Though, I've got to admit, a 3 foot viking in my front yard would be pretty fucking awesome. I wonder if anyone makes them?

[MrAngryFace]

WHere's a PIC OF THE MAF SHIRT WTF

[The Sceneman]

Cool shit bro

[Ecrofirt]

WHere's a PIC OF THE MAF SHIRT WTF

Dude, I'd buy a MAF shirt if you guys would sell one. I made the vector for it a long time ago and everything!

[MrAngryFace]

:-(