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Who wants to move in with me?
« on: March 06, 2007, 08:17:06 PM »
I'm taking applications now.  I'll also move to accomodate the winner if they don't want to move to Houston.

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Ethnicity:
Do you cook?
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right?
Are you a clean person?
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared?
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers?
Do you play video games?
Do you smoke?
Do you drink?
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk?
Why should I choose you?
How many bedrooms would you prefer?
Would you want me to relocate for you?
House or Apartment or Townhome?

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 08:21:19 PM »
Name:  Arvie F.
Age:    18
Sex:     male
Ethnicity:    white
Do you cook?    not really
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right?   no
Are you a clean person?    yes
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared?    no
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers?   I'd prefer nothing  ;)
Do you play video games?     YES
Do you smoke?   NO
Do you drink?    YES
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk?   NO
Why should I choose you?      :-*

How many bedrooms would you prefer?   we really just need one to share but I'm good with 2. 
How would you want me to relocate you?    Superman gave you his abilities to fly right?  I want to move in your arms.
House or Apartment or Townhome?      actually lets go house, so we can have dogs and name them after all the forum goers and so I can play my blues music real loud. 


Edit:  edited a question so it makes sense with my answer, lol.
Edit:  the composition was stepping up so picture added.   No man can beat my sexy beard. 
« Last Edit: March 06, 2007, 09:13:31 PM by Father_Mike »

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 08:25:19 PM »
Name: Emmet
Age: 24
Sex: M
Ethnicity: Whitey
Do you cook? Yes
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? I can cook anything
Are you a clean person? Sometimes
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? Would I mind? Hell, I insist.
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? Would I mind? Hell, I insist.
Do you play video games? Not really.
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? Only very often
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? Ok
Why should I choose you? Sometimes I do farts that sound real funny
How many bedrooms would you prefer? Just one is enough, yeah?
Would you want me to relocate for you? Yes
House or Apartment or Townhome? Apartment

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 08:25:45 PM »
Name: Garritta
Age: 21
Sex: Female
Ethnicity: Mexican
Do you cook? Si
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? Indians make curry, you dirty racist cunt
Are you a clean person? i'm clean where it counts :-*
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? no! :drool
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? NO
Do you play video games? yes
Do you smoke? ewww no
Do you drink? yes
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? NO
Why should I choose you? because i can suck a good dick
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 1
Would you want me to relocate for you? no
House or Apartment or Townhome? townhome that way we can make noise without any complaints
IYKYK

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2007, 08:30:34 PM »
Name: Jake
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: WHITE
Do you cook? Somewhat
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? I like Indian, could never cook it lol
Are you a clean person? Very
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? Yes.  :-*
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? Of course not  :-*
Do you play video games? yes, but not as much as I used to
Do you smoke? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? NOPE  :-*
Why should I choose you? I'd let you touch my pee-pee
How many bedrooms would you prefer? as many as you want  :-*
Would you want me to relocate for you? yes sweetie  :-*
House or Apartment or Townhome? ANY

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 08:32:49 PM »
I think Mupepe, Himuro and I should start and evilbore and GAF frat house.   

Toga party everyday?  :)

Himu

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2007, 08:34:01 PM »
fuck that

we're playing TWISTER
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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2007, 08:34:40 PM »
fuck that

we're playing TWISTER

in togas?  while drunk?

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2007, 08:42:12 PM »
Name:Sarmad
Age:18
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: raghead from suburbia
Do you cook? Yes
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? No
Are you a clean person? Yes
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? Not at all
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? Not at all
Do you play video games? Yes
Do you smoke? A little
Do you drink? No
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? I'd be dissapointed if you didn't
Why should I choose you? Less whites here.
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 1. That's fine.
Would you want me to relocate for you? Absolutely, YOU LOVE MEXICANS RIGHT?
House or Apartment or Townhome? Apartment.

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2007, 08:55:45 PM »
I would, but its out of my way and I'm not legally allowed to move out. :-\
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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2007, 09:05:06 PM »
Name:Michelle
Age: 16
Sex:F
Ethnicity:Latina
Do you cook? Si papi
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? Heavens no!
Are you a clean person? As a whistle baby
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? It would be my dream come true
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? My secret fantasy come true!
Do you play video games? All the time.
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? No
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? Actually I do
Why should I choose you? Because I'll give you sexual favors every night
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 2 We might have a guest sometime
Would you want me to relocate for you? No
House or Apartment or Townhome? It doesn't matter if I'm with you  :-*
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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2007, 09:08:25 PM »

Name: Adam
Age: 24
Sex: none in three years
Ethnicity: white
Do you cook? no
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right?
Are you a clean person? Kinda
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? I get scared often...
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? Yes I would. II want to see Mr. Mupepe
Do you play video games? Not really
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? No
Why should I choose you? I like headphones
How many bedrooms would you prefer? one!
Would you want me to relocate for you? YES
House or Apartment or Townhome? Loveshack

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2007, 09:24:08 PM »
Name: Garritta
Age: 21
Sex: Female
Ethnicity: Mexican
Do you cook? Si
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? Indians make curry, you dirty racist cunt
Are you a clean person? i'm clean where it counts :-*
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? no! :drool
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? NO
Do you play video games? yes
Do you smoke? ewww no
Do you drink? yes
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? NO
Why should I choose you? because i can suck a good dick
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 1
Would you want me to relocate for you? no
House or Apartment or Townhome? townhome that way we can make noise without any complaints


Name:Michelle
Age: 16
Sex:F
Ethnicity:Latina
Do you cook? Si papi
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? Heavens no!
Are you a clean person? As a whistle baby
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? It would be my dream come true
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? My secret fantasy come true!
Do you play video games? All the time.
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? No
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? Actually I do
Why should I choose you? Because I'll give you sexual favors every night
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 2 We might have a guest sometime
Would you want me to relocate for you? No
House or Apartment or Townhome? It doesn't matter if I'm with you  :-*

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2007, 09:55:57 PM »
Father_Mike is hairy

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 09:56:46 PM »
Father_Mike is hairy

I'm a fricken bear. 

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2007, 10:06:03 PM »
Father_Mike is hairy

I'm a fricken bear. 

I need a bear hug then!  :-* *growl*
:)

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2007, 10:08:38 PM »

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2007, 10:14:19 PM »
:hyper
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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2007, 01:13:22 AM »
Name: Nikki
Age: 21
Sex: yes plz ;)
Ethnicity: white
Do you cook? not really
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? nope
Are you a clean person? hygenic of course!
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? nope
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? nopeeee
Do you play video games? yes
Do you smoke? NO
Do you drink? yes
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? not at all lol
Why should I choose you? because we're made for each otherrrrr
How many bedrooms would you prefer? however many you want but we can share one if you'd like
Would you want me to relocate for you? yes plz
House or Apartment or Townhome? don't care as long as we can have my cat, and it needs very sturdy wall/floor supports for fish tanksss :)
:-*

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2007, 01:17:12 AM »
Answer to all the questions : :-*

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Re: Who wants to move in with me?
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2007, 01:23:11 AM »
Name: G
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: White
Do you cook? Yes, I love to cook
If so, nothing stinky like Indian food, right? I like curry but when I make it, it doesnt stink
Are you a clean person? Messy then clean and always in that order
Would you mind sharing a bed if one of us gets scared? Ah as long as there are sheets between us and were back to back. No Mr Peter Poker morning wood ok.
Would you mind me walking around in the morning in my boxers? Boxers and a cereal box to cover mr peter poker morning wood
Do you play video games? yes
Do you smoke? only the herb
Do you drink? everynight
Do you mind if I hit on you when I'm drunk? Only if your not taking me back to your room if were both drunk
Why should I choose you? Cause I rock
How many bedrooms would you prefer? 2 one for females to see and one for us to fuck up
Would you want me to relocate for you? Yeah sure I got a few spare rooms and i've got two bathrooms
House or Apartment or Townhome? House