Anyway, yeah, last night I went to some emo concert. I'm not an emo fan but a couple of my friends were going and I didn't have anything better to do. But yeah, that shit was gay as hell. It was weird because the dudes there were acting like bitches literally singing/moaning like fucking girls and the guys on stage. The bands on stage were hoe saving like a motherfucker. The main act, Cute Is What I Aim For, said some shit like "If you're a guy that takes advantage of a woman when she's under the influence you're a PEICE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Me and my boys were all

and the dude was like "I see some of you got a little mad when I said that... *pointing at my friend* I see you in the white hat rolling your eyes. I was laughing hard as hell at that.
There were a few hot chicks there but it was mostly gay dudes. Like literally gay. I had one dude feel my chest and say "nice bod." I clocked homie in the jaw. I wanted to ring his neck but his girl stopped me. Then when I was crowd surfing some asshole punched me in the face. If I wasn't in such a compromising position I would have Maced the fuck outta that emo douche bag. Oh yeah, most of the girls there were underage, so I didn't get my mack on. I copped a few feels in the crowd though. The funniest thing though was when I forced my way to the front row. So many chicks wer so pissed at me. I told the main guy performing on stage to gimmie his sneakers (glow in the dark dunks) but he laughed and went back to ho saving. Fuck that longhaired Captain Save-A-Ho bitch.
Anyway, yeah, they were all faggy hypebeasts too. Nice shoes though, everyone there had dunks on. Suddenly they don't seem as cool to me anymore. They dressed like hypebeasting bitches. I was looking fresh though. In a Diamond Supply Co. tee and some twisted bootcuts.
Afterwards my buddies and I killed a 30 pack and I drunk dialed a shit load of people. Good times.