First, I hate smashmouth.
Second, this movie was awesome. The disco gang was the best part tho haha. It was actually a really long movie too, the whole training under the sphinx guy took a bit of time, but most of it was funny.
The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.
The Shoveller: We fight crime. Call it what you will.
[Mr. Furious tries to balance a hammer on his head]
Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this?
The Sphinx: If you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: [looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet] I don't remember telling you to do that.
Mr. Furious: Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone
The Shoveller: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
The Shoveller: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor...
Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing
The Shoveller: Don't start that *again*. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing *doesn't* wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.
The Shoveller: That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.
Mr. Furious: I forgot my address book. Have you seen it? It's denim... with a kitten on the front... says "hang tough"...
and who can forget:
HA HA HA JUST JUNK IT, YOU MISERABLE CUSS!
