give obama some money in exchange to get you into Harvard. He was president of Harvard law school for a while pre-politics. IT MAY WORK
Obama: How were his test scores?
Woman: Let's just say this: he spelled "Harvard" with a six.
Obama: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time
for my annual donation. [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder
how much I should give.
Man: Well, frankly, test scores like Malek's would call for a very
generous contribution. [opens book] For example, a score of 170
would require a donation of new football uniforms, 165, a new
dormitory, and in Malek's case, we would need an international
airport.
Woman: Harvard could use an international airport, Mr. Obama.
