Author Topic: The best beer is... (Read 1892 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** March 09, 2007, 02:35:55 AM »

Apple Cider Chuckwood. FUCK YEAH

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:37:11 AM »

I NEED A PICTURE

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:39:49 AM »

I demand evidence!

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:40:27 AM »

um, i don't know, it was recommended to me by my waitress tonight. let me search. it was fucking delicious though.

MAF, have you ever heard of a Baltimore Zoo? That shit was strong

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:42:17 AM »

http://woodchuck.com/

Itch · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:42:45 AM »

Rolling Piss.

Oh yeah everyone I know drinks PBR. I drink that too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:48:42 AM »

Quote from: Itch on March 09, 2007, 02:42:45 AM

Rolling Piss.

Oh yeah everyone I know drinks PBR. I drink that too.

wth is rolling piss?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:49:04 AM »

Its the best Hard Cider, but not best beer. You need to seperate best beer by its catagories. Like brown ale, amber ale, stout, porter, IPA, Hard Cider, etc.. etc..

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:49:17 AM »

WA State stores carry lots of booze, but they all look the same to me. Im more of a scotch/irish whiskey kinda guy myself. I do enjoy a fat tire now and then tho.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:50:14 AM »

fat tire is good. but a cutie watiress recommended this and it didn't even taste like beer, but fuck, it was strong.

"I knew it was against the law!"

"give me a cell phone!"

"empty the accounts! why are you crying?/"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:51:02 AM »

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:51:57 AM »

All beer taste like shit. All alcohol that's designed for a man to drink tastes like garbage.

Drinking alcohol for the taste is like watching porno for the storyline.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:53:25 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on March 09, 2007, 02:51:57 AM

All beer taste like shit. All alcohol that's designed for a man to drink tastes like garbage.

Drinking alcohol for the taste is like watching porno for the storyline.

You're always hilarious dude.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:55:01 AM »

Maf, get the following beers

THIS IS JUST YUMMY

THIS IS THE BEST BEER EVER IMPERIAL STOUT

THIS IS GOT SO MANY BEAUTIFUL NOTES OF FLAVOR

If you dont love these stouts theres something wrong with you.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:55:30 AM »

"fuck off traitor!"

Itch · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:56:01 AM »

Rolling Piss = Rolling Rock

I was just joshing and really I just drink whatever my friends drink. I haven't developed much of a taste for beer yet and when I'm smoking all alcohol tastes better anyway.

Itch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2007, 03:04:47 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on March 09, 2007, 02:51:57 AM

All beer taste like shit. All alcohol that's designed for a man to drink tastes like garbage.

Drinking alcohol for the taste is like watching porno for the storyline.

I dunno, Jungle Juice is pretty fucking tasty AND it will fuck you up quick.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM »

I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2007, 03:54:52 AM »

I've never liked a beer that didn't go down with a beer bong.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:59:30 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM

I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.

Yo won't.

If you do find a beer you like it's probably for foo-foo-she-she gentry types. IE Not real beer. They all taste like shit. Again, you're not drinking for taste. If you want taste drink Ruby Red Squirt. That shit is tops.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2007, 10:04:24 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 02:50:14 AM

fat tire is good. but a cutie watiress recommended this and it didn't even taste like beer, but fuck, it was strong.

"I knew it was against the law!"

"give me a cell phone!"

"empty the accounts! why are you crying?/"

Quoting AD will only get you closer to my heart.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2007, 10:43:15 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM

I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.

Those are both cheep college beers. Keystone Light is basically carbonated water, babe. Come drink with me. Apple Cider Woodchuck is fucking delicious.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2007, 10:44:14 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 10:43:15 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM
I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.
Those are both cheep college beers. Keystone Light is basically carbonated water, babe. Come drink with me. Apple Cider Woodchuck is fucking delicious.

Yeah... you're not gay.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2007, 10:46:00 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on March 09, 2007, 10:44:14 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM
I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.
Those are both cheep college beers. Keystone Light is basically carbonated water, babe. Come drink with me. Apple Cider Woodchuck is fucking delicious.

Yeah... I'm not gay for you.

mikesphat · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2007, 11:12:14 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM

I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.

try that

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2007, 11:23:15 AM »

All the beers G recommended are top shelf, but the best beer is obviously...

FEDERBEER, the better beer, courtesy of my own home microbrewery.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #26 on:** March 09, 2007, 03:53:03 PM »

Most stouts and porters to me, have an unpleasant soy taste

Hefeweizen (wheat beers) are awesome especially this:

and probably the best Australian beer:

APF · « **Reply #27 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:24:47 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on March 09, 2007, 09:59:30 AM

Again, you're not drinking for taste.

Why the fuck are you drinking beer then?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:42:40 AM »

I wouldnt listen to TBS, he even poo poo's good scotch when I talk about. I cant imagine what unrefined purple drank he drinks at parties.

APF · « **Reply #29 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:14:03 AM »

Is TBS even legal? I imagine him trying to get drunk off Maraschino cherry bottles.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:15:31 AM »

Im sure he drinks whatever they throw together at parties, I dont think he's legal tho. He gets pretty shitfaced from the photos tho, which is commendable...but even so.

The only downside of beer is how it makes you bloated and gives you a gut if you drink it too often. I love fat tire by a 6-pack goes like 2 weeks for me.

APF · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:28:04 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 11:15:31 AM

The only downside of beer is how it makes you bloated and gives you a gut if you drink it too often. I love fat tire by a 6-pack goes like 2 weeks for me.

I'm not sure why that is... You'd think it would be a caloric thing, but I'd also assume spirits are far more calorically-dense. I'm assuming it is, serving sizes are larger so you get fucked-up slower, meaning you end up drinking more over time. Plus carbination/gas and shit. Which all goes to show why beer is one of the last things you should be swilling just to get shitfaced.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:30:41 AM »

Carbonation is a big part. Then there's the level of carbs. I mean, think about it. Drinking SODA isn't that good for you, now imagine drinking soda made of a loaf of bread lol.

Seriously tho, beers good n all but for me its more of a treat. I just stick to scotch as my bi-nightly drink o choice

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2007, 12:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 11:23:15 AM

All the beers G recommended are top shelf, but the best beer is obviously...

FEDERBEER, the better beer, courtesy of my own home microbrewery.

I'm gonna be making my own beer come april. Two types: A Strawberry Hefeweizen, and a heavy Mint Imperial Stout (estimated alcohol % 9.2%) I say my beer's will kick your ass. Hell now that your close we should have a BBQ or something and bring out beers.

Maf have you gotten the beers i suggested yet?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:00:07 PM »

No, I dont drink much beer.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:17:36 PM »

Quote from: APF on March 10, 2007, 11:14:03 AM

Is TBS even legal? I imagine him trying to get drunk off Maraschino cherry bottles.

The lowest I think was when a buddy and I tried to get drunk off of a bottle of Burgundy we found in my living room display cabinet. Weak, foul tasting, French bullshit. Worse than the Pope's blood they serve at Church. All I got was a headache, no buzz, and I'm a lightweight. Bleh.

Stocky · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:43:55 PM »

Living in St. Louis, you can guess which beer has now become my favorite.

etiolate · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:11:06 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 09, 2007, 03:48:50 AM

I've only tried Miller Lite and Keystone Light and they both suck. I need to find a beer that I like.

Well those aren't tasty beers. Try hard ciders and more flavorful and rich beers. Cheap beer is just banana piss.

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Author Topic: The best beer is... (Read 1892 times)