Hazing...oh god
Back in the day when I played on an AAU basketball team I got hazed. It was my first year, and my team didn't seem to like me since I "acted white".
We attended a tournament in Ohio, and stayed in this real fancy hotel. Well at 4am in the morning they woke me up and told me they had taken ALL my clothes and hid them on the hotel's main floor. At that point I realized they had taken my pajama pants off while I was sleep (don't ask). So I had to walk down into the hotel lobby in a fucking towel and retrieve my stuff.

The next year we all hazed this one new guy by running his cellphone bill up $150 on phone sex numbers
