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The Fake Shemp

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My father told me in private, and nobody knows about it save for him and myself, that in between his two marriages, he had a brief affair with a married woman.  It was when her marriage was on the slopes.  Well, her and her husband got back together not too long afterwards and she was pregnant.  To this day, it was never confirmed, but it was always a very good shot that her girl was fathered by my dad.  She'd be just a couple of years younger than me.  I always wondered if I should try and find out if we're related or not, but I think that would be unfair.  Maybe I'll wait like, thirty years and hopefully her folks will be dead or in an old folk's home, so it won't shatter her image of her perfect life.
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2007, 09:01:58 PM »
You should find her, marry her, and move to Germany.

Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2007, 09:07:43 PM »
Do it!

I have a half-sister I never met and apparently she has three kids.
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2007, 09:09:27 PM »
Don't try to find her. Leave her and her real family alone.

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2007, 09:12:02 PM »
This sounds like that SomethingAwful joke thread about the guy who found out his half-sister was an Internet porn star.  She came over for Thanksgiving or Christmas or something and awkwardness ensued.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2007, 09:13:49 PM »
This sounds like that SomethingAwful joke thread about the guy who found out his half-sister was an Internet porn star.  She came over for Thanksgiving or Christmas or something and awkwardness ensued.

 :lol

Someone made a thread about that on GAF
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2007, 09:15:26 PM »
Don't try to find her. Leave her and her real family alone.

 :-\
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2007, 09:46:26 PM »
She can't possibly be as cool as your other sister, so why even bother?
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2007, 09:57:51 PM »
she's probably asian so her and rebecca would get along pretty well
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2007, 11:28:26 PM »
You should find her, marry her, and move to Germany.


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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2007, 12:13:46 AM »
Are you talking about N. Bluth?
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2007, 12:15:02 AM »

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2007, 01:25:58 AM »
This sounds like that SomethingAwful joke thread about the guy who found out his half-sister was an Internet porn star.  She came over for Thanksgiving or Christmas or something and awkwardness ensued.

 :lol

Someone made a thread about that on GAF
Hah, I actually came in to post that.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=132275

But seriously, I'd wait a bit.
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2007, 01:55:50 AM »
I wouldn't even bother with it. It'd do more harm than good at this point.

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2007, 02:04:57 AM »
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/cheating-wives

"One in five married women has had a fling -- the highest numbers ever recorded, according to one group of researchers. In fact, the numbers of cheating wives now equals the statistics on cheating husbands, according to a study by Tom W. Smith with the National Opinion Research Center."
 :wag
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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2007, 02:44:57 AM »
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/cheating-wives

"One in five married women has had a fling -- the highest numbers ever recorded, according to one group of researchers. In fact, the numbers of cheating wives now equals the statistics on cheating husbands, according to a study by Tom W. Smith with the National Opinion Research Center."
 :wag

That scares me. 

MrAngryFace

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Re: Should I track down my possible, long lost secret half sister?
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2007, 02:51:57 AM »
ONLY MALEK GOT THE JOKE! YOU GUYS SUCK
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