I have autism (asperger syndrome)

[Ruzbeh]

I was told this thursday after months of testing.

A lot of stuff was involved. My parents had to be 'interviewed' as well.

My psychiatrist told me about it and also told me to look it up.

A lot of people that are autistic have low intelligence, but I have something that's called Asperger's syndrome, which is the same as autism but instead I don't have a low intelligence (rather I have a normal intelligence, or high intelligence) and that there's nothing wrong with the development of my language so I have a regular vocabulary, etc.

It's seen as something that is caused the brain which works differently that most people's brains. I'm bad at fantasy and lack imagination and I have a lot of logical and technical thinking patterns.

I have underdeveloped social skills and I don't know how to communicate with people sometimes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

There's a few positive sides, I guess. I happen to like the fact that I think extremely logical and technical. Also:

Individuals with AS may use words idiosyncratically, including new coinages and unusual juxtapositions. This can develop into a rare gift for humor (especially puns, wordplay, doggerel and satire).

 

[MrAngryFace]

Its been suggested that a large percentage of the population is autistic in some way. Not to say you were diagnosed incorrectly, but its kinda like ADD in that a lot of people who lead very successful lives have these conditions so wtf.

also:

I have underdeveloped social skills and I don't know how to communicate with people sometimes.

That's called being shy and being allowed to be shy. You'll either get fed up with it and bust out, or you'll learn that you prefer it that way.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

[Vizzys]

excuses.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haha if we lived in Sparta you would have been discarded at birth lololol

[Ichirou]

Think of it as a mutant superpower and you'll be okay.








Mutie scum.

[MrAngryFace]

Think of it as being normal and the end result of your environment and upbringing.

[TakingBackSunday]

Hm.  I might have this too.

[Ichirou]

Hm.  I might have this too.

Hmm, I did not know autism was sexually transmitted.  Sorry 'bout that.

[Flannel Boy]

Its been suggested that a large percentage of the internet population is autistic in some way.

fixed

also:

I have underdeveloped social skills and I don't know how to communicate with people sometimes.

That's called being shy and being allowed to be shy. You'll either get fed up with it and bust out, or you'll learn that you prefer it that way.

Not all people who are shy lack social skills, some are simply inhibited from using the social skills that they posses.

[BlueTsunami]

I propose we change the name "Autism" to "Phoenix Dark Syndrome" or PDS. Now, lets get together and make a 10 point list that will help with finding a loved one with PDS.



Dan Marino and Doug Flutie sponsored

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

PD isn't distinguished mentally-challenged, he's just home schooled.

[BlueTsunami]

PD isn't distinguished mentally-challenged, he's just home schooled.

Both can cause PDS

[littlemathletics]

Gary Numan has Asperger's. So does the guy who created Pokemon.

[TakingBackSunday]

My little cousin as a pretty bad case of autism.  It's pretty sad–she's nearly 7 years old and hasn't spoken once (well, she's said no and mom before).  It's like she's deaf or something.  It's really sad, the whole family has tried to communicate with her with different methods, but all she does is walk away.  She only "communicates" with her mother.

[bagofeyes]

I suspect FoC has it too

[littlemathletics]

I suspect FoC has it too

I think FoC's just a twat.

Let's not bring everyone with Asperger's down to his level.

[littlemathletics]

The guy who created Pokemon? Fo' serious? People with Asperger's can have terrible sense of imagination, so I wonder where he got inspired from. Or maybe he's one of those people with Asperger's that still have a good imagination.

Yeah, I gather there's a range of effects it can have. Satoshi Tajiri is often described as being very reclusive, though extremely creative. There's something very obsessive compulsive about the game, though - it's not so much creative, as it is driven.

[Van Cruncheon]

we ALL have Asperger's and ADD

[Flannel Boy]

we ALL have Asperger's and ADD

I know I do when I'm writing an essay and a woman is in a room. 

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asperger%27s_Syndrome

how to self-diagnose for asperger's:

1) do you have social anxieties?
2) do you have lots of nerdy hobbies you think are cool, like collecting latex figurines of anime girls?
3) do you find that people call you "creepy," "icky," or "a fucking loser"?
4) do you think you're smart and special?
5) is the excuse of "i'm just depressed" not winning you any internet girlfriends?

did you answer all 5 questions yes? if so, YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asperger%27s_Syndrome

As Covering Up for Being a Total Fucktard

Some close-knit communities of people, such as furries, plushies, Quakers, Jews and otherkin, possess such distorted views of reality as to be particularly susceptible to believe their ostracization is due to victimization by outside factors, and will not infrequently claim to have Asperger's or be Autistic en masse, often finding some way to tie its manifestations into the fact that they are social misfits, frequently complete assholes and fail at proper expression of affection. In certain of these instances, having "Asperger's" seems to be correlated with the posting of disgusting and semi-nude pictures of yourself frequently on the internet, or writing highly disturbed fanfiction. Additionally, it is not unheard of for these individuals to claim multiple, even incompatible diagnoses of a plethora of diseases -- possibly claiming anorexia, ADHD, autism, Asperger's, schizophrenia, OCD, and anything else they've ever read about or seen on CSI.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Ruzbeh got tested for a month tho right?

[BlackMage]

since you were diagnosed as a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, will you get the padded helmet?

[Van Cruncheon]

i got tested for it as a kid, too. thankfully, i promptly forgot about it because it wasn't a fad at the time, and therefore i didn't use it to excuse any potential loserdom. as a result, i talked to girls and got jobs and stuff.

[BlackMage]

IVE GOT MAIL
IVE GOT MAIL
IVE GOT MAIL
IVE GOT MAIL
HOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Ichirou]

So does this mean Drinky and Ruzbeh are fan-fic writing furries?

[Van Cruncheon]

i never said what the diagnosis was! :'(

[Ichirou]

i never said what the diagnosis was! :'(

...well, I mean, it's kind of obvious, y'know...

[Van Cruncheon]

i hope you get cancer of the anus

[Flannel Boy]

i never said what the diagnosis was! :'(

...well, I mean, it's kind of obvious, y'know...

 

[Ichirou]

i hope you get cancer of the anus

Everyone on EB is picking on me today.  Where is my Mupepe?  :santocry

[Flannel Boy]

i hope you get cancer of the anus

Everyone on EB is picking on me today.  Where is my Mupepe?  :santocry

Having sex with Japanese exchange students.


They came to him! (JAB)

[Ichirou]

i hope you get cancer of the anus

Everyone on EB is picking on me today.  Where is my Mupepe?  :santocry

Having sex with Japanese exchange students.


They came to him! (JAB)

I've gotten used to him cheating on me.  Mupepe is not a one-person man.

[Flannel Boy]

i hope you get cancer of the anus

Everyone on EB is picking on me today.  Where is my Mupepe?  :santocry

Having sex with Japanese exchange students.


They came to him! (JAB)

I've gotten used to him cheating on me.  Mupepe is not a one-person man.

Yeah, and that's just at the same time!

[xnikki118x]

How old are you? I thought they found autistic spectrum disorders when children were young, typically.

[BlackMage]

How old are you? I thought they found autistic spectrum disorders when children were young, typically.

well they had nothing to go by until he started flinging his poo at traffic.

[Himu]

ass burger's syndrome

I hope you're okay dude

[MrAngryFace]

OK? its not AIDS lol

[Ichirou]

OK? its not AIDS lol

...or is it?  :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :tbslol

[drozmight]

lol.


Looks like you lose.

What fun drugs are they giving you? can I have some?

If no, why do you have to be like that?

[The Black Stallion]

You know, Bill Gates has asperger's. A lot of "nerds" are social distinguished mentally-challenged fellows because they have asperger's syndrome. It's a VERY real condidtion and it's not overly diagnosed like ADD/HD.


Don't count on getting any pussy soon, bitch. Hope you're content with simping hoes like Catzgirl on the net.

PD isn't distinguished mentally-challenged, he's just home schooled.

Is this true? Holy shit. AHAHAHAHAHHA!

[littlemathletics]

You know, Bill Gates has asperger's.

Huh? Do you have any proof?

[The Black Stallion]

You know, Bill Gates has asperger's.

Huh? Do you have any proof?

Although no tests have been done it seems that many Psychiatrists believe that this is the case due to his behavioral patterns, social awkwardness and ability to focus mundane shit like code for hours on end.

Ruzbeh got tested for a month tho right?

It took several appointments. And my parents were involved, because they only know how I was when I was very young, I can't remember those days of course.

People with Asperger's syndrome don't need to be the same. The problems can vary and stuff. So if you put two people with that syndrome next to each other, they can still be very different. So I don't understand the "HAHAHA LOSER" comments. Interesting to see TBS make another "YOU WON'T BE GETTING LAID ANYTIME SOON LOVERBOY" comment. That's not what I'm currently aiming for, doofus.

Don't get mad because you can't lull or creep out a woman into giving you some gash, bro. 

[Ichirou]

Why don't you want to get laid, though?  Is that a symptom of autism?

[Ichirou]

Why don't you want to get laid, though?  Is that a symptom of autism?

Of course I want to get laid, like any other man with a regular sexdrive. But it's not a priority, and it's certainly not an obsession in the sense of Black Stallion's. First I just want some friends. Then I can worry about a lil lady.

You don't have any friends?

[The Black Stallion]

Why don't you want to get laid, though?  Is that a symptom of autism?

Of course I want to get laid, like any other man with a regular sexdrive. But it's not a priority, and it's certainly not an obsession in the sense of Black Stallion's. First I just want some friends. Then I can worry about a lil lady.

Not gunna happen, weirdo. 

[BlackMage]

i'll be your friend. 

[BlackMage]

Not gunna happen, weirdo. 

You're honestly a complete fucking loser, Stallion. Shut the fuck up.

HAY LOOK IT ME IM A COOL FUCKING NEGRO MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET HAHAHAAH I GET LAID SO MANY TIMES LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING AWESOME YOU WISH YOU WERE ME DONTCHA WHOOPS WELL UR NOT ME AND UR NOT GONNA GET LAID LAID LAID ALL I THINK ABOUT IS GETTING LAID LAID LAID LALAAFNBUOWIEHGUIOWHYTOWQNGLNGB

YOU FILTHY FUCKING distinguished black fellow

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

ahh watch out he's got the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength!!!

[Vizzys]

distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength

[Ichirou]

Not gunna happen, weirdo. 

You're honestly a complete fucking loser, Stallion. Shut the fuck up.

HAY LOOK IT ME IM A COOL FUCKING NEGRO MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET HAHAHAAH I GET LAID SO MANY TIMES LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING AWESOME YOU WISH YOU WERE ME DONTCHA WHOOPS WELL UR NOT ME AND UR NOT GONNA GET LAID LAID LAID ALL I THINK ABOUT IS GETTING LAID LAID LAID LALAAFNBUOWIEHGUIOWHYTOWQNGLNGB

YOU FILTHY FUCKING distinguished black fellow
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Did EB's filter catch something particularly offensive? 

[Ichirou]

SUPER AUTIST MAN, MUTHAPH**ER

I'll buy you some fingerpaints, dude.  Calm down.

[The Black Stallion]

Not gunna happen, weirdo. 

You're honestly a complete fucking loser, Stallion. Shut the fuck up.

HAY LOOK IT ME IM A COOL FUCKING NEGRO MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET HAHAHAAH I GET LAID SO MANY TIMES LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING AWESOME YOU WISH YOU WERE ME DONTCHA WHOOPS WELL UR NOT ME AND UR NOT GONNA GET LAID LAID LAID ALL I THINK ABOUT IS GETTING LAID LAID LAID LALAAFNBUOWIEHGUIOWHYTOWQNGLNGB

YOU FILTHY FUCKING distinguished black fellow

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Whoa, easy there, Turbo. Don't get upset because you're a lonely motherfucker. Turn off the computer, grow some balls, and practice your social skills. Cope, bitch.

[Itch]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA @ distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength.

[Tauntaun]

he's just pushin your buttons methinks. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

TBS has an inferiority complex.

[Tauntaun]

TBS has an inferiority complex.

maybe he's a black man, with a SMALL PENIS! 

[Itch]

OP has to have some social dysfunction if he is gets this riled up over some shit some random person says over the internet. Stop being a pussy and calm down. Seriously.

[The Black Stallion]

TBS has an inferiority complex.

maybe he's a black man, with a SMALL PENIS! 

Oye, my dick game is bonkers (no homo). Every chick I've been with has marveled at its size.

Whoa, easy there, Turbo. Don't get upset because you're a lonely motherfucker. Turn off the computer, grow some balls, and practice your social skills. Cope, bitch.

One of the advantages of what I have is I, unlike some people, take the time and look at things from a different perspective. You're annoying as fuck, constantly making out how 'inferior' I am and constantly repeating the same shit over and over such as 'grow some balls' and 'go outside'. Mostly the stereotypical shit in the same sense of saying 'get a fucking life'. But instead of pointing out how I experience these comments as amazingly fucking stupid and fucking INANE, I'll just leave you with the thought that you might have some issues yourself. Who is to say? You certainly don't seem to have any problems on the social area, but maybe you are in some other areas.

Just sayin'.

Titangraph means you caught feelings. Step ya social interaction game up, son.