Author Topic: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly. (Read 6863 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** March 10, 2007, 10:21:10 PM »

That 40 year old ugly annoying ginger fuck. Nobody likes you. I HATE you.

In this thread we spew venom at our resident taco asshole douchebag cocksucker Saint Cornhole. I want to punch him in his big fat, red head.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:21:30 PM »

I agree with this thread.

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:22:52 PM »

I want to make a thread bitching about another poster because I haven't polluted this forum nearly enough with this shit already.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:24:11 PM »

*glare*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM »

I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM

I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me

Himuro? Is that you?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »

I like everyone

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:37:37 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 10:29:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM
I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me

Himuro? Is that you?

I try not to have enemies on EvilBore. Basically everyone is cool except

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Willco

[close]

littlemathletics · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:38:30 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM

I like everyone

Even FoC?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:38:52 PM »

Yeah, Willco does suck. But more than FoC, makavelli, etc.? Hardly.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:39:01 PM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on March 10, 2007, 10:38:30 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Even FoC?

Sure, what the hell

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:39:21 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 10:38:52 PM

Yeah, Willco does suck. But more than FoC, makavelli, etc.? Hardly.

Wanna be know it alls annoy me more than attention whores

littlemathletics · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:42:58 PM »

can we all just hold hands or something

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:43:31 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM

I like everyone

Don't copy off me.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:44:29 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 10:43:31 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Don't copy off me.

I'll kill you!

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:46:47 PM »

If you look in the dictionary, you'll find his picture under the definition of the word "twat."

I agree with this thread. Make one for japafags next.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:48:39 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:49:57 PM »

Lemurs hates everyone. I have no idea why she actually posts here.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:50:27 PM »

Those cat's eyes are like giant voids of darkness.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:51:30 PM »

I don't hate you.

*puts hand on your lap*

How you feelin'? Good?

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM »

Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'

bagofeyes · « **Reply #22 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:55:19 PM »

I've seen so many things that made me wonder
But sometimes it's hard to tell
I said
"Take your time"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line

They told me that I never would recover
Still some say they knew me well
I said
"Stay by my side"
But no one said nothin'
I walk a thin line

I said
"Please toe the line"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line

I said
"Fate takes time"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #23 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM »

I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM

I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:57:32 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM

Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'

I'm Canadian. Its totally legal.

maybe we should go somewhere more private lemurs,

, AIM?

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:58:35 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 10:57:32 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM
Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'

I'm Canadian. Its totally legal.

maybe we should go somewhere more private lemurs, , AIM?

...

Quote

Mentored by Mupepe

Indeed!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:59:58 PM »

I changed my mind, Ichirou, maybe we should AIM?

...

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #28 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #29 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:01:23 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

racist

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:01:59 PM »

The age of consent in Canada is 16?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:02:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 PM

Wanna be know it alls annoy me more than attention whores

How do you live with yourself then?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:01:59 PM

The age of consent in Canada is 16?

yep. see the quote pyramid in the pic thread for details.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:03:24 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:01:23 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

racist

It's not that.

It's the black rings around his eyes. He looks like a zombie with a sleep disorder.

Vizzys · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:03:48 PM »

lol hay guys hows it goin...

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:04:31 PM »

Hey how big is your cock?

Vizzys · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:05:09 PM »

not too big.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:05:21 PM »

COCK PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:05:43 PM »

Watch out Lemurs! Father Mike is out of high school in a couple months and he plans to travel.

A free man is a dangerous man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:06:05 PM »

Quote from: Viz on March 10, 2007, 11:05:09 PM

not too big.

I beat sotc today, you might want to stay out of the thread though there are spoilers now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM »

Wait, F_M is still in high school?

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really?

...I have low self-esteem...

bagofeyes · « **Reply #42 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM

Wait, F_M is still in high school?

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:07:57 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM

Wait, F_M is still in high school?

you know that! I'm like a just few months older than you.

I'm digging the "F_M" by the way

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:07:57 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school?

you know that! I'm like a just few months older than you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school?

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #46 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really?

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:10:17 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really?

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

I have a big dick

bagofeyes · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:11:00 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really?

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

It's a perfect match!

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:11:10 PM »

They're kinda cute, when you think about it.

I read a lot of Ranger Rick as a kid, maybe that's why I look like a raccoon now. :O :O :O

bagofeyes · « **Reply #50 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school?

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.

Don't give up on your dream! You can be any captain you wanna be!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:12:11 PM »

If it weren't for the rabis I'd have a raccoon for a pet.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #52 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:12:34 PM »

You know I looked up Cystic Fibrosis a couple days ago and all I got to say is...

Sorry lemurs $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:12:11 PM

If it weren't for the rabis I'd have a raccoon for a pet.

I'll be your pet anytime.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #54 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 11:10:17 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really?

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

I have a big dick

I have fury.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:14:11 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:11:41 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school?

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.

Don't give up on your dream! You can be any captain you wanna be!

I could be the next rudy.

Maybe I could have my own shitty move someday too.

I have to admit though, that the only reason for the dream. I just want to play football so they can make a shitty move about me. maybe a even shittier remake too if I'm super cool.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:15:34 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:12:34 PM

You know I looked up Cystic Fibrosis a couple days ago and all I got to say is...

Sorry lemurs $:-\$

Cystic fibrosis (CF), also called Mucoviscidosis, is a hereditary disease that affects the entire body, causing progressive disability and early death. Formerly known as cystic fibrosis of the pancreas, this entity has increasingly been labeled simply 'cystic fibrosis.'[1]

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #58 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:16:00 PM »

Canada has football!?

I thought canada was hockey land.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #59 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:16:36 PM »

I hope they remake Bryan Song with Saint Cornelius. I hope they try and cast him into the lead role for a confederacy of dunces movie. (Which was once going to be played by John Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley who all died before the movie started production).

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Author Topic: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly. (Read 6863 times)