Author Topic: Longest period of time without thinking of or desire for sex/orgasm? (Read 3747 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** March 12, 2007, 12:02:37 AM »

I don't mean periods of time where you couldn't jerk off because you didn't have any privacy. I mean long periods of time where you could have had sex, jerked off, or been sexed up and but just didn't think or feel like it as though your libido were completely shot?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:03:17 AM »

Maybe twenty minutes here or there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:04:26 AM »

Your asking how long after you orgasm before your rethinking about sex? 30 seconds.

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:05:23 AM »

Probably a few hours.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:06:57 AM »

No I mean the longest period of time you've gone without sex or jerking off and not having the DESIRE really for either. Just not really thinking about it or wanting it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:07:13 AM »

It begins to slow down when you turn 20. It isn't like when your 16 and pretty much jerking off to the same mental image of some chick with hard nipples busting through her thin shirt you saw earlier that day, or the chick you just split. I can't specifically say at this point what my tendencies are since I've never really taken notice.

Though, its kinda creepy that I'm posting this in a thread started by a...16 year old? right?

*bails out*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:07:48 AM »

Probably Christmas time. I was so busy having fun and being social that I forgot to jack off.

I jacked off twice today. Boy do I LOOOVE 30sec mpeg collection sites

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:08:36 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:10:08 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 12, 2007, 12:06:57 AM

No I mean the longest period of time you've gone without sex or jerking off and not having the DESIRE really for either. Just not really thinking about it or wanting it.

Like half a day. maybe a full day.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:10:43 AM »

You guy got it good too. Your at your masturbation prime and have things like Pornotube and YouPorn and Beasttube (for PD).

When I was 14-16, I had to deal with fucken mags and this treasure trove of 80's Porn tapes I found at my parents old apartment. I admit, it was like hitting a fucking gold mine though. My dick was chaffing for while I masturbated so much hurr hurr hurr.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:12:46 AM »

One time I jerked it seven times in a span of less than 24 hours. Then for almost a week my dick was swollen. Not raw, not chaffed, but full-on fucking swollen. IIRC the girth of my cock doubled or maybe even tripled, and for a few days I kinda sorta knew what it felt like to be black.

It rocked.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:13:35 AM »

This thread is so fucken gay its not even cool...

I think thats Lemurs original plan, divide the boards by making us all feel uncomfortable by telling our skeet stories

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:14:07 AM »

I don't think of sex.

Cmon guys.

makaveli · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:14:38 AM »

mabey a day but lately ive just been thinking about fucking my friend girl

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:14:46 AM »

Jacking off something like 8 months. Most of last year i didnt get anything or do anything.
Sex that would mean you'd have to be around a woman not doing anything. I'd say 3 weeks or so is how long i held out.

I dont think about sex every day. Sometimes i dont think about it at all.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:14:52 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2007, 12:10:43 AM

You guy got it good too. Your at your masturbation prime and have things like Pornotube and YouPorn and Beasttube (for PD).

When I was 14-16, I had to deal with fucken mags and this treasure trove of 80's Porn tapes I found at my parents old apartment. I admit, it was like hitting a fucking gold mine though. My dick was chaffing for while I masturbated so much hurr hurr hurr.

Been there, done that. I didn't know that you needed to use lotion/lube stuff. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:15:06 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 12, 2007, 12:08:36 AM

Get up on your porn son. This is my new favorite site:

NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.oouuchh.com/

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:15:30 AM »

spit ftw

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:16:22 AM »

Goddamn PD, how many of those 30 sec sites do you have?

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:17:09 AM »

Sometimes a week or more...I'm so busy at times that I don't even have time to think about it. Plus, it's not like any girls want to get with my raccoon-looking ass.

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:18:04 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 12, 2007, 12:17:09 AM

Sometimes a week or more...I'm so busy at times that I don't even have time to think about it. Plus, it's not like any girls want to get with my raccoon-looking ass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:18:09 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 12, 2007, 12:16:22 AM

Goddamn PD, how many of those 30 sec sites do you have?

That's my new favorite.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

IN MY ASS nicca IN M ASS

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:19:04 AM »

Quote from: makaveli on March 12, 2007, 12:14:38 AM

mabey a day but lately ive just been thinking about fucking my friend girl

The comedian Patrice O'Neil said it best. More or less that at some point (when you get older) Sex loses its a appeal and you pretty much have sex so you can have a mental image of it to jerk off too later

. I'm definitely not at that point though (only 21)

*Remember bitches! Don't post links to porn

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:19:43 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2007, 12:18:09 AM

Quote from: Beezy on March 12, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
Goddamn PD, how many of those 30 sec sites do you have?

That's my new favorite.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
IN MY ASS nicca IN M ASS
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She's fuckin' gone.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2007, 12:18:09 AM

Quote from: Beezy on March 12, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
Goddamn PD, how many of those 30 sec sites do you have?

That's my new favorite.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
IN MY ASS nicca IN M ASS
[close]

WTF IS THAT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:20:30 AM »

Tsunami probably gets a lot of chicks though. Dude looks cool

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:20:43 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 12, 2007, 12:19:58 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2007, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: Beezy on March 12, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
Goddamn PD, how many of those 30 sec sites do you have?

That's my new favorite.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
IN MY ASS nicca IN M ASS
[close]

WTF IS THAT

Jean Grey

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:21:35 AM »

WTF is that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:21:50 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:23:06 AM »

Her eyes have rolled so her into the back of her head she can probably see the dude's cock ramming her asshole.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:24:44 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cloud

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Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:28:27 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:30:39 AM »

God damn black people got fucking huge cocks. But i dont think they can have multiple orgasms, thats a special trait

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:40:34 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2007, 12:13:35 AM

This thread is so fucken gay its not even cool...

I think thats Lemurs original plan, divide the boards by making us all feel uncomfortable by telling our skeet stories

It weirds me out that the guy who used to reply to every single post I made at GAF with some sort of strange compliment is now a moderator at a board I post on.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:44:56 AM »

Quote from: G on March 12, 2007, 12:30:39 AM

God damn black people got fucking huge cocks. But i dont think they can have multiple orgasms, thats a special trait

What?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2007, 12:54:38 AM »

I can cum more than once and keep a hearton for a few hour or longer under the right conditions.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:06:03 AM »

~5 seconds.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:07:17 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 12, 2007, 01:06:03 AM

~5 seconds.

I'll do my impression of arnold

I AM RANDY QUAID GET ME TO MARS

Bloodwake · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:14:26 AM »

If I jerk off twice in a day I can wait two or three days before I feel like doing it again.

bluemax · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:56:20 AM »

I honestly think there is something weird about a bunch of 20 something males telling a 16 year old girl about their masturbation habits.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:58:20 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 12, 2007, 02:56:20 AM

I honestly think there is something weird about a bunch of 20 something males telling a 16 year old girl about their masturbation habits.

I don't think there's anything that isn't weird about it at all.

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:05:39 AM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on March 12, 2007, 02:58:20 AM

Quote from: bluemax on March 12, 2007, 02:56:20 AM
I honestly think there is something weird about a bunch of 20 something males telling a 16 year old girl about their masturbation habits.

I don't think there's anything that isn't weird about it at all.

smarty pants

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:24:04 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 12, 2007, 12:40:34 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2007, 12:13:35 AM
This thread is so fucken gay its not even cool...

I think thats Lemurs original plan, divide the boards by making us all feel uncomfortable by telling our skeet stories

It weirds me out that the guy who used to reply to every single post I made at GAF with some sort of strange compliment is now a moderator at a board I post on.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:58:58 AM »

Six months.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:36:48 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 12, 2007, 05:58:58 AM

Six months.

Poor Willco.

Itch · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:54:11 AM »

I'm always thinking about milk and titties.

whiteACID · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:27:24 AM »

Approx. 2 hours

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2007, 10:11:21 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 12, 2007, 07:36:48 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 12, 2007, 05:58:58 AM
Six months.

Poor Willco.

Homemade Milk gets more tang

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2007, 11:49:54 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 12, 2007, 12:40:34 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2007, 12:13:35 AM
This thread is so fucken gay its not even cool...

I think thats Lemurs original plan, divide the boards by making us all feel uncomfortable by telling our skeet stories

It weirds me out that the guy who used to reply to every single post I made at GAF with some sort of strange compliment is now a moderator at a board I post on.

Thats when I first joined GAF and I was more obnoxious then $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2007, 11:52:38 AM »

It's been established that BlueTsunami is a pedophile. Have you seen his MySpace? Half of his friends are female, and most of them are under the age of 17

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2007, 11:57:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2007, 11:52:38 AM

It's been established that BlueTsunami is a pedophile. Have you seen his MySpace? Half of his friends are female, and most of them are under the age of 17

* BlueTsunami makes his profile private

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:35:50 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2007, 11:57:54 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2007, 11:52:38 AM
It's been established that BlueTsunami is a pedophile. Have you seen his MySpace? Half of his friends are female, and most of them are under the age of 17

* BlueTsunami makes his profile private

glad I go in on the action before hand then

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:18:42 PM »

Yeah... anyone dumb enough to actually respond to a thread where a 16 year old girl is asking about anything sexual is just begging to be hit up with the:

News:

Author Topic: Longest period of time without thinking of or desire for sex/orgasm? (Read 3747 times)